Zajednicki stan Page #2

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Is he gone? - Yes. - I hide

just in case.

And so something is burning inside of me.

I'm feeling that I'm for something.

How come you didn't find out what

it is? - I just know that is

something artistic.

- That's easy. Try all

artistic branches and you'll see.

Did you try to paint?

I did. When I was in school I drew a portrait of

my professor and gave it to him.

And? - Guy had a stroke when he saw it.

Do you have good hearing?

- You'll hear in the morning when I sing.

Did you try to write poems?

- What's that?

Did you write poems?

- Poems? No. Maybe that's it.

I'll have to write one tomorrow.

Now I have my own room,

perfect for work. - You didn't tell me

where will be your room? - Here.

I brought a bed yesterday.

- In that room? - Yes. I'm

taking a tent from colleague tomorrow.

- A tent in the room? -Yes, until masons

working that I don't get hit with plaster.

Here he is, I'm going! - You don't have to.

He should see you right away. - You're right.

The sooner, the better.

Let me introduce you. My daughter,

Mrs. Nata, my son-in-law Dragia

and my granddaughter Ljubica.

- Oh, she's a doll!

Who's this guy?

- Mirko Lazi Pepi, subtenant.

Who's subtenant?

- Yours. Actually his.

When did he moved in? When did he get a subtenant? - In no time.

Come on, you get lost without hassle.

Get lost.

What are you thinking,

I have mu stuff here. - Your stuff?

Get that out of here right now.

- You have no right. That's my room.

Which room? - That one there. - Which one?

- That one. - This one? - Let him have it.

No one got in my part?

I should check,

because these subtenants

are sprouting like mushrooms after rain.

I don't understand nothing of this.

- Why did you brought us here?

Why did you take me?

- I'll tell you.

Here's the thing. You all know that on

this place is going to be a house. - We know.

Dragia, do you know?

- I do. - Well say it.

You all know that I volunteered

to look after construction site. - We know.

You all know that I did that job

with much... - We know. Make it short!

Don't interrupt me! - Get to the point.

- I did that job with

with much self-sacrifice because this

apartment was promised to me.

I started to look after this

construction site,

however, although this nest is not yet finished, firs subtenant swallow

has already flew in. - With what rights

and how can it flow?

He got his wings from housing department.

- I flew in like a helicopter.

Like a paratrooper. - Excuse you!

- He'll go like a tulip!

Excuse you... - Shut up!

- But mom... - Shut up!

Protect me please...

- I'll kill you! - Sit down! - Silence!

Now when they moved in,

no one will kick them out.

They moved in, it's easy for them, homeless

people. They can go on roof.

What are we going to do?

Son-in-law, what are we going to do?

What do you think wife?

- I'm not asking her, I'm asking you.

They moved in, what are we going to do?

- You move in too.

Listen to him.. 'move in'...

And the rain, and the stuff...

Then let's not move in.

- Listen to him 'not move in'.

In two hours two guys have moved in. And

for two months...

Ok, then let's move in!

- Again with that 'let's move in'!

Either we move in or we don't,

there's no third option. - He's right,

there's no third option.

- Don't interfere in our

family conversations!

Considering this situation,

starting from tonight in our family

is in war state. - Ju!

- No "ju", but "Yes sir"!

For the love of god grandpa...

- We can save this apartment only mobilized.

Over there will be on dead patrol.

- What patrol? - Dead patrol.

It's going to be guard post and

we'll keep watch. - Who's going to do that?

Everyone in the family.

Shift change is on every 4 hours.

You don't want for me to watch it too?

- Everyone, that means you too. - And me?

And you, Dragia... everyone. - I can't do it.

I have to go to the office in the morning.

Every deserter will be

kicked out of the apartment.

You have to keep watch

and that's final!

First guard will be..

- Brother. - Sit down.

Myself. I'm on until midnight.

Next shift, from 12 to 4...

Dragia. - At night? - At night.

- I can barely see at day,

let alone at night!

- And who can see good at night?

You have to strain your ears and listen.

Third shift from 4 do 8, Nata.

And the market? - Second guard can go on

the market after his shift.

So that's me again? - Yes, you again.

- How can I go on the market after watch,

and in the office from the market?

- That's too much for dad.

From 8 to 12, on penalty, Ljubica.

- And university? - You still don't know

what is war state.

Now something about guards

duties. Number 1, guard

can't sleep on his watch. Number 2,

if he hears rustling,

he has to say "STOP" three times and shoots. He'll shoot from the gun! -Where do we get gun?

We're not going to shot for real aren't we?

- If we have to shoot,

we'll shoot! - That's right madam!

- What is it? - Sit down!

In the lack of gun tonight,

I've brought an axe.

And now let's take oath.

- Come on. - But grandpa...

Don't talk in the rally. Stand up.

Say after me.

I... - I... - Tenant...

- Tenant... - Subtenant.

Brother subtenant.

- Ma...

I swear that I'll...

- I swear that I'll...

Guard this apartment...

- Guard this apartment...

And noone... - And noone... -And no one.

- And noone... - And no one. - And noone!

You can say noone according

to the new rules. - All right,...

Will move in alive...

- Will move in alive...

While I'm dead.

- Dad! - Alive! - Alive!

While I'm alive.

- While I'm alive.

So help me...

- So help me...

Housing department.

- Housing department. -Amen!

He's so rude.

- Password for tonight. Get lost.

Password for tonight is carp.

- What? - Fish.

Dragia, you got that?

- Carp the fish! - Write it down, you'll forget it.

What's to forget?

Carp the fish, thats easy.

And I implore changes of the guards

be on time. Now at ease.

Go march!

- Good night.

This reminds me on 1912.

I was young, good looking, healthy.

I keep watch,

and out of nowhere... - Jao!

Jao, daddy fell!

- Give me your hand!

What happened?

- Mr. Dragia fell in lime pit. pit.

How deep?

- Up to his knees! - Clumsy man!

It's nothing give him your hand.

Move away, don't attract attention.

Dismiss! - How he couldn't see it?

It wasn't tar,

it's white lime. - He's shortsighted.

- He has to be

when he's reading something all day

and doing crossword puzzles.

I'm 60 and I can see like

a newborn. It's because I was careful

I was trying to eat good food and

not to overwork my eyes.

It's not all from reading.

- It is. Eyes get tired

so the stomach can't work.

See, I don't read anything

and I'm fine. I never fell

in lime pit.

You lie down.

- Just a minute.

And so I'm on dead watch on 1912,

Keep watch and it's silent...

Jao!

- What is it?

Stop, who goes?

Junior subtenant Pepi! - What's with you?

I hit my head.

Subtenant forward, Pepika, stop!

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