Zajednicki stan Page #3

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- I stopped. - Password.

Fish. - No. - Yes. -No.

- Pike the fish! -No.

Bass! -No. - Eel!

- Lie down. - I hit my head...

Lie down or I'll hit you with my axe.

- Carp! Carp the fish arac.

Correct. Pass. Quiet!

Night time. Bed time.

- Good night. - Good night.

What's this now?

- Oh never mind.

What is it?

Never mind.

What is it? What is it?

- Go back to sleep, go back to sleep.

Ljubica, is he here?

- It's past 8, you overslept.

I fell asleep late last night.

Good morning. - Good morning.

Your grandfather

told us some fishermans stories.

And annoyed you as usual.

- He couldn't stand me at first,

but we became friends later.

Nice old man...

And even if he didn't, I had to.

- Had to?

Yes, he's your grandfather

that means you're his granddaughter.

Are you mad at me?

- I am. - Really? - Really.

And why's that? - Because it's past 8

and you don't get up.

Oh, you mean that! - It's my last

watch today, you know?

How's that?

- I'm moving in today. - Finally!

We'll be next to each other all the time.

- Yes, but under constant surveillance.

Your mother is very strict.

I'll have to take advantage of your last watch

to tell you what's on my heart.

But hopefully you'll get dressed first!

- Yes, I'll be back in no time!

Ljubica!

- Mom why are you here?

Pack your stuff, I'll take your

place. - You pack it.

I don't want to mix up your books.

Hurry up. - But I'm studying right now!

Go quickly, don't let wagoner waiting.

- You pack it, please!

I won't say it hundred times. Quickly!

- But I'm studying right now!

You can study later!

Let this humble bouquet

reminds you that

today is our little anniversary.

On this day, 6 moths ago

I saw you for the first time.

6 months that I don't have the

courage to tell you that I love you,

truly love you.

All that time that you kept watch,

I was in my sleep feeling

peaceful and blissful...

I thought that guardian angel

is next to me.

Yes, my dear Ljubica. You are my

guardian angel. My... What?

It's not enough for you to take other

people's apartments but you're after girls too!

I beg you to listen to me!

- Get out! - But, please!

Out! Out!

Guardian angel!

You'll remember me.

Guardian angel...

Let this bouquet

reminds you on this day,

the day when I first saw you

6 months ago.

6 months since I want to

embrace your slender body

and to ruffle your luxuriant hair.

- Jao! - What jao?

Your hair is luxuriant,

don't be modest!

I'm watching it for 6 months.

Caressing, smelling in ecstasy,

fondling in my dreams.

I'm in heaven,

in metaphysics my soul is with you,

but in regular physics...

I can't get near you because

that Xanthippe of yours. - Jao!

I'm sorry, she's your mother

but she's a hell of a Xanthippe.

It's not easy for me either,

Its my future mother-in-law.

What can I do when I love you

from the basis?

I praise the moment

when I saw you

6 months ago and

when my heart told me:

"Here Pepi, you'll find your apartment...

I mean, happiness!"

And I listened to my

conscience and fell in love with you.

And I love you, I love you beyond...

I love you, Romeo, says Juliet.

I love you Juliet,

Romeo says and... runs away.

I'll call a police for you...

- Helicopter!

This is a mob! You'll remember me.

- What is it? - I'll show it to everyone!

Why are you threatening? - Everyone!

- So me too? - You too.

You're going to leave this apartment

same way you came into it!

You better mind your own business.

- I am minding my own business

and I'm not crawling in someone elses apartments. -You should be ashamed? - Me?

Shame on you. You took advantage while

shortsighted man was on watch

Old woman crawling in trough

the window.

Why didn't you place guards

on windows too? - Your kind would

you would go in trough the chimney

- No, I'm going to let you

to expand! - I wish you expand

that way! Three of us

in one room, and the lady is alone

in her room, and in girls room.

And vestibule.

- What vestibule? -This one here.

That's my kitchen, not your

vestibule! - Will you make a

larder instead of my room?

- What will I do later,

that's my private thing! - Later when?

- When we kick you out!

You don't say...

- I'm telling you, you're going to leave.

I can make a substitution

and to bring here a large family

with lots of kids. - Substitute what?

- Room, girls room, vestibule

and bathroom usage.

- You can forget that!

You can't hold on

an empty girls room.

Room is for my cousin who's

arriving tomorrow. - Yes, for bishop!

You can talk that to somebody else!

- I'm crazy for talking to you.

You witch!

I'm not going on watch again, to

get another bouquet under my nose.

Window lady!

Madam, I have to explain

something to you.

So please hear me out.

The thing is that I truly

love you daughter.

How can I say this...

You're not mad at me?

You know, saying nothing

means approval.

I knew it that you, as mother...

Is that you? - Yes.

- Why didnt you said it? - Leave me alone.

Is it, is it...

- Mrs. Nata? She left.

I ran all the way to the third street,

and then in the barrel. - Why did you ran?

I told her I love her.

- To Mrs. Nata? - To Ljubica!

I thought that Ljubica is in the guard post.

- What do you have with Ljubica?

Nothing for now.

It's just liking for now.

In both ways?

- One way. Just from my side.

You see, Mia, I was married twice

because of an apartment, and I would

take Ljubica just for one room,

and that means something.

And if she doesn't have a room?

- Then it's off. There's no love

without apartment, you know that.

Why are you so distant, Mia?

- I was chased by Mrs. Nata too.

Why you?

- I declared love to her.

To Mrs. Nata?

Mia is she your type?

- Come on!

I thought that Ljubica is in

the guard post. - Ljubica?

- What do you have with Ljubica?

- Nothing for now. It's just liking.

Both ways?

- Seems so.

So bother is out. Never mind...

- Wait, Pepi, we'll let her to

decide on her own. - It seems that

she's already decided. - How's that?

I declared her love about 10 times.

- And her?

I'm talking to her seriously,

and she's laughing. I'm more serious,

she's laughing harder.

Then I start to laugh too.

Never mind! Now I know who's the

chosen on and I congratulate. - Thank you.

Now I'll have to dedicate that poem

to some other girl.

Is the poem finished?

Is it good? - You want to hear it?

Sit down.

Pepi!

- Never mind, clean sheet.

To her.. It was meant to her,

but you can convince any other

that it's for her.

Never mind...

By you eyebrow crushed,

with eyelash I knit.

I paddle on the sea, but whale goes.

He's in a hurry with hurry, going to quay,

and in that crowd

he drops he's left cleat.

Why are you laughing? - How does whale

has cleat?

That's because of the rhyme. Don't

interrupt me for nothing.

Whale squeaks, screams and dies.

An he should, he deserved it.

Why is it whale, why not fly?

For example. Never mind.

To be honest, really it doesn't matter.

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