Zajednicki stan Page #9

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roommates, above tenants,

subtenants, single ladies and gentleman,

allow me to tell you

my rescuing suggestion.

- Let's hear it. - What's that? - Let's hear it.

When I was alone in the room,

with this problem of ours

when we were face to face,

I looked like

David before Goliath.

- He started from the Old Testament.

I'll be brief.

I dived into in,

and like a surgeon with a scalpel

I cut it to small pieces...

- Did you cut the meat for the cabbage rolls?

When? - Should I wait until

you cut the meat

and continue later?

I cut it on small components, and I got

elements that are inside of out problem,

and they are making

a whole thing.

Problems components are:

One passing room - two guys,

one girl's room - two girls,

one bathroom - one Mr. Dragia,

one Mrs. Nata - one goat,

shed, larder,

aunt Pola, Mr. Boga

and other rooms.

If with put these elements in order

everything will be fine. Firs suggestion.

- Let's hear it!

To remove the goat from the bathroom at once.

- What - Smart suggestion.

Admitted.

- What, Pepi you too?

General interests must come

before personals. Who is for?

1, 2, 3... 6.

Who is against?

Suggestion is admitted with 6

to 1 and one restrained.

According to that, the goat

is leaving the bathroom at once.

Bravo, Pepi. - I'm not moving her!

- You can't do that! Majority has decided.

And you have to listen to majority.

- You have to. - I'm a weak woman.

Madam leave that for miscellaneous point.

- That's right Pepi, well done.

Second suggestion. - Let's hear it.

- That Mia and Ljubica register themselves...

What? - And to take one room.

Who is for raise your hand.

Who is against?

- Me!

Do you know what are you voting for?

- I'm voting for yes. - 6 has voted for.

Who is against? - Me! Dragia,

you vote against! - He voted for.

Suggestion is attended,

and I congratulate to the newlyweds.

I'm now allowing that!

- Majority has decided.

That is not applied here!

- If it applied for my goat

it will apply for your daughter!

- Goat and daughter are different things!

There's no difference between you

and the goat, from legal point of view.

It's done, let's move on.

- It's not done! That's my child!

I born her and I'll give her

to who I want!

Go one, bless them and let's move on!

Don't hold things!

Dad, do you hear this?

- Hold on...

Mia, do you want to take Ljubica? - I do.

Take it easy. - Do you want to take Mia?

- Yes. - Wait, hold on.

Is this your free will,

or did this housing pinch

forced you? - It's our. - Wait.

- Be honest, If you'd have your own

with a bathroom would you still married her?

- I would.

Amen. - Amen what? - Good luck to them.

- I'm the mother,

and I won't allow it! - If you're

her mother, I'm your father!

What do you want? What's wrong with Mia?

Nice young man, pretty, smart,

he will become a doctor soon... - Yes.

They love each other... -Kissing. - They just love each other. And most important,

they'll only take one room.

Mia, sonny, I wish you good luck.

Dragia, can't you see that your

daughter is married?

Is it horizontal or vertical?

- Third suggestion!

That Lula and I register and take one room.

But, Pepi... - Never mind.

It's not the first time to,

neither of us. So let's get

registered and end of discussion.

Who is for? Everyone.

Who is against? No one. Congratulations.

As of this moment you have a husband

and brother has a room.

Congratulations, Pepi! - We'll save ovations for later. Take your places!

Also to take one room only,

I suggest that aunt Pola

and Mr. Boga register!

- What? - Aunt! Jao, Mia...

Here, aunt Pola, water!

- Let her breathe.

Jao, aunt!

Come on, slowly!

- Come on, come on...

Help!

Dad!

Take a deep breath.

- Dad, breathe.

Good, great.

Pepi, sonny, are you insane?

- Who is for? - I! - I!

Mr. Boga, congratulations!

Come on, aunt Pola!

- Congratulations.

We sued each other and you...

Aunt Polo, there's no love without

fighting - Of course.

Don't you remember that you said that

Mr. Boga is the right type of man?

That you like his moustaches

- Yes.

- And you said that

aunt Pola reminds you on your late wife.

- Yes, she looks just like

late Cana.

- Don't, she's strong.

She brought three sided cabinet trough

the window by herself! And the goat

is part of her dowry so we can all use it.

- How's that?

We are all one family now.

- What do you mean?

What do I mean? Mia takes Ljubica,

therefore Dragia is his father-in-law,

Nata mother-in-law. - Yes. - Mr. Boga

is his grandfather, aunt Pola grandmother.

Lula is aunt Pola's niece,

and Mia's aunt...

Mia, brother is you uncle.

Mrs. Nata is my sister.

And Mrs. Nata,

aunt Pola is your stepmother. -Iju!

Just family and cousins!

We'll share a kitchen

and this will be our dining room.

- Jao! - When the kids are born...

That's way I suggest that newlyweds

get bigger room because of the birthrate.

Mia and Ljubica into Mr. Boga's,

me and Lula into aunt Pola's,

and Mr. Boga and aunt Pola

to the girls room. - Ok.

Why should we go in the girls room?

- That's enough for you? - Enough?

Come on! - Come on aunt!

- Dad I can't believe this!

Majority has decided.

- Come one!

Bravo!

Just one thing. Was there something between

you and that Metropolitan? - Nothing.

That's all I wanted to know.

Goat rolled over a sink.

- A sink!

Never mind! Our gout broke a sink.

She was playing.

She will be bored alone

in the shed. - She doesn't bother us?

She should stay in the bathroom.

- Now one more thing.

My sweet sister Mrs. Nata,

should kiss her stepmother's hand.

Go on, go on...

Everyone in their places!

Mia, install that stove.

Ljubica and Lula will cut meat

for the cabbage rolls, Mr. Boga will

go to... - Bottle of wine and sour

milk to put on top.

We're going to live like in paradise.

- At least we know how big family lives

in small apartment.

Go answer.

- Uncle will get that. Coming!

Good afternoon.

- Good afternoon. - Hello.

Is this Three nightingale 17 street?

- Yes.

Today I got housing permit

to move in this apartment.

I'm a trumpeter with

three children. - Ijao!

Please, take us in your apartment.

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