Zero Charisma Page #7

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Arn't you gonna challenge

him to a duel?

Yes! Thank you Kevin.

Miles!

I challenge you to a

contest of armed combat.

Come on Scott.

Don't do this.

You and me settling our differences

on the field of battle.

F*** yeah!

Scott, i'm not gonna fight you.

Not for real Miles. We'll just give

them a demonstration, okay?

You guys wanna see a demonstration?

Oh, hell yeah!

Ladies and gentlemen,

we're going to give you a demonstration

on ancient sword techniques.

Don't worry, i'm an expert

on medieval combat and weaponry.

Here man.

Ah, yes.

A two handed broadsword.

My compliments to the smith

who forged this true steel.

No, i'm not gonna fight you.

This guy is f***ing crazy.

I'm not gonna hurt you Miles.

It's just for fun.

Just do this and i'll leave, okay?

Come on Miles.

Do it you f***ing p*ssy, come on.

Back up son!

Take your weapon, sir.

Son of a b*tch.

Allright, the targets on the human

body are as follows,

1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

Again, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

- Wait...

- I'm gonna call out a series of attacks.

You be ready to defend,okay?

- Wait.

- 2, 1, 5.

3, 2, 1.

4, 4, 2.

Very good Miles.

You are a worthy opponent.

But a true warrior does

not need a cheat sheet.

He must be ready to react!

F***!

You're just good at everything,

arn't you Miles?

You took my game.

You took my friends.

And you think you've won,

but you don't know my power!

F***, Scott!

You are hitting too hard!

The gods demand retribution!

Oh my god, Miles!

Oh, sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

I'm sorry Miles.

What the f*** is wrong with you?

Miles!

I didn't take anything from you.

It's your own goddamn

fault no one likes you.

You pathetic piece of sh*t.

Get the f*** off me!

Miles.

Get the f*** out of my house,

you goddamn nerds.

I can sleep over at your house and take

you back to your car in the morning.

I think if i talk to the guys,

we can get the game back together.

After i tell them what happend,

they're not gonna wanna play with

Miles anymore. I'm pretty sure.

Did you ever go out with that girl,

what's her name?

Beth. Yeah.

And?

You were right.

She hasn't called me back.

I wasn't right Wayne.

I only said that because i didn't

want you to have a girlfriend.

Why?

Because i needed someone to be

more of a loser then me.

Tastes like plastic.

I'll take it if

you don't want it.

How's your mother?

She and Bob are fighting

all the time now.

I pretty much just stay in my room.

I'll get her to come see you soon.

Whatever.

At least you're here.

Alright.

I gotta get back to work.

See you at dinner, right?

Hey Scott.

Hey Thomas.

Sh*t.

Irene, where are you going?

Just going to say hi to Angie.

It's her birthday.

Well, next break is in an hour.

You can say hi then.

Alright.

Where were we?

Ah, yes.

Hagavar the dextrous, has just

been enchanted by the elf witch.

Say, i never got my resistance throw.

I told you, Henry, dwarfs do

not get a resistance throw

against natural magic.

Let's focus here.

I'm going to seduce her

with my high charisma.

No, Burt, she destoyed

your village remember?

You wouldn't wanna seduce her.

Oh, i think i would...

Besides, her wisdom is too high.

You need to roll a 20.

Alright, i'll say... 19.

Good enough for me.

Please, no.

Traduo e sincronia: "Shafyr o Mago"

Eng sub by :
"Leito"

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