Zerophilia Page #12
LUCA:
It's not what you think.
MICHELLE:
Oh, please! What about Max?
LUCA:
What about him?
MICHELLE:
Don't you care about him at all?!
LUCA:
Not like that:
I'm straight! I'mattracted to you!
85.
MICHELLE:
Oh, who cares, you idiot! And
sorry to break it to you, but I'm
straight too.
LUCA:
No. This'll sound crazy, but I'm
not who you think I am-
MICHELLE:
Oh, Christ, Luke, -Luca: I know who
you are!
Luca stares, stunned.
LUCA:
You know I'm a Zerophiliac?!
MICHELLE:
Yes! So you can just go f***
yourself. -Literally!
LUCA:
Does Max know who I am?
MICHELLE:
What if he does? Do you?
LUCA:
He's a guy!
MICHELLE:
And you're a girl!
LUCA:
I'm not!
Michelle gestures "Oh really?!"
LUCA (CONT'D)
I'm not supposed to be!
MICHELLE:
There's no supposed to be anything,
you just ARE!
LUCA:
Is that what you think?! NO!
86.
MICHELLE:
Well, then congratulations! You're
a guy, just like every other guy I
ever met! I can't believe you
slept with him!
LUCA:
He was a woman! I was tricked. I
didn't know I'd switch.
Michelle stares, incredulous.
MICHELLE:
You're gonna' tell me he's a Z
too?! Both of you?!
LUCA:
Yes!
MICHELLE:
Well, that's just perfect. What,
is there something in the water
around here?!
LUCA:
She told me it would make it stop.
That it would keep me from turning
into a girl.
MICHELLE:
So what?! Why's that so important
to you?! There's no way this was
gonna' work.
LUCA:
Because I'm a Zerophiliac.
MICHELLE:
Because you can't stand being one!
Bye, Luca.
LUCA:
(correcting her)
Luke.
She glances back, sad and angry.
Luca watches her go, distraught, and then RUNS...
ATOP A GRASSY HILLSIDE
Luca collapses on the ground, overlooking Polly Wog's.
87.
Janine and Keenan run up, a few yards behind. They sit
nearby, catching their breath, unsure what to say.
Luca gazes up at the moon.
LUCA (CONT'D)
What's it like? To really make
love?
They all three gaze up at the moon.
Keenan steals a glance at Janine.
KEENAN:
The best part's just lyin' there
after. Really close, really far
away.
JANINE:
Like goin' to the moon, maybe.
KEENAN:
Yeah. ...They should open a pizza
joint up there.
Janine glares at him, and Keenan winces.
LUCA:
What am I gonna' do?
KEENAN:
Maybe being a woman'll turn out
okay. Like being an elevated
member of the male species.
JANINE:
Elevated "member?"
KEENAN:
I just mean, maybe he'll learn to
like it.
JANINE:
(sarcastic, to Keenan)
As hard as that is to conceive!
LUCA:
Shut up! Both of you! What, you
want a written guarantee? You're
so damn lucky! You're into him,
he's into you. Super-glue! What
the hell else do you need to know?
88.
Janine looks to Keenan with a look of remorse, hopeful...
KEENAN:
I think you're the female half of
me.
JANINE:
I think you're the macho half of
me.
They kiss.
LUCA:
And I don't know what half of who
the hell I am.
They look to Luca surprised,...
then all three bust out LAUGHING.
JANINE:
What are you gonna' do?
LUCA:
I don't know. I prefer being a
guy, but I'm a girl? I'm attracted
to Max, but I'm in love with
Michelle? It's like I'm s'posed to
be both.
Her own admission surprises her.
LUCA (CONT'D)
Not too practical. But at least
now I know.
She almost laughs, sad, but relieved.
INT. POLLY WOG'S POOL HALL - LATE NIGHT
The place is cleared out, save for Polly cleaning up behind
the bar and Max, alone, shooting pool.
POLLY:
Girl trouble? Boy trouble?
Max shrugs.
POLLY (CONT'D)
How about we get a game in before
dawn?
89.
Max nods, sets up a new rack.
MAX:
What's the point? It never works
out. Or they just cheat on you
anyway.
POLLY:
Liverpool was a veritable shagfest
when I was your age. A boulevard
of broken hearts. But eventually,
I found him.
She sinks the cue ball in a corner pocket.
POLLY (CONT'D)
Scratch. Then he died.
MAX:
Sorry.
POLLY:
Everything reminded me of him. So,
I came here, half way round the
world to forget. Then created this
place, just like the one where we
met.
MAX:
He can't handle this. Us. He
can't handle who he is.
POLLY:
You being a guy too?
MAX:
Or him being a girl.
Polly's confused, but presses on.
POLLY:
Everyone's terrified. But once you
really know someone, and they know
you, it makes you whole.
MAX:
No one wants to know who I really
am.
POLLY:
You're so sure?
90.
MAX:
It's impossible. He was the one
person I thought could understand.
But no, it's impossible.
Max puts the cue stick down, and moves off. Polly calls
after,...
POLLY:
EXT. ROAD RAGE GARAGE - LATE AFTERNOON
Max slides out from under an old car. Seeing Luca, he
hardens, wiping his greasy hands on a rag.
LUCA:
Hey.
MAX:
Hey.
LUCA:
I know she doesn't want to talk to
me. But do you know where I can
find her?
MAX:
New York. Left two days ago.
LUCA:
Oh, man. ...You're staying?
MAX:
Just 'til Friday.
Max returns to his work.
LUCA:
Forget it, I don't know,...
Obviously, nothing's gonna' ever be
with me and her, but I just wish
she knew how much I, -and that I
wasn't cheating, I was just trying
to be a man for her.
(laughs)
She'd have a field day with that
one, huh?
MAX:
True.
91.
LUCA:
If you talk to her, please just
tell her, I'm sorry, and I wish her
the best,... everything.
MAX:
Thanks.
Luca 'nods', not fully understanding Max's response.
LUCA:
I'm sorry. To you too.
MAX:
For what?
LUCA:
Mixed signals, I guess.
Max walks toward the back, then YELPS, wincing.
MAX:
Ow! Son-of-a-b*tch!
LUCA:
You all right?
MAX:
Stepped on a nail. Damn it!
Max sits on a crate, starts untying his boot.
MAX (CONT'D)
So, you gettin' used to this at
all?
LUCA:
I wish.
MAX:
You definitely had me confused.
LUCA:
For whatever it's worth. I think
you're a pretty hot guy.
MAX:
Thanks. But you're not interested?
LUCA:
Truth is, I am. And I guess it
sounds crazy, but I couldn't do
that to Michelle.
92.
Luca moves off, as Max removes his boot, and his sock.
MAX:
For whatever it's worth, I think
you're pretty hot too.
LUCA:
Thanks.
MAX:
Too bad you're a moron.
LUCA:
Excuse me?
MAX:
I have incontrovertible proof.
Luca stares at Max, and then down at his ankle, at the TATTOO
OF A GREEN BIRD.
Max meets her eyes,
standing, in shock, and now putting it all together,
she LUNGES for him, nailing him to the ground, kissing him.
She RIPS Max's T-shirt as they fall to the asphalt, knocking
over oil cans.
Passion. Unbridled.
Luca manhandles Max, shoving him against a pile of huge
tires, as Max's face transforms...
BY OLD RADIATORS
Michelle slams back onto the crabgrass. She pulls Luca
toward her as Luca's face transforms into Luke.
Luke and Michelle roll on the crabgrass, kissing,
TRANSFORMING as they roll, into Luca and Max and Michelle and
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