Zerophilia Page #11
77.
He gazes at Luca, a pang of guilt. He sits on the bed,
speaks softly.
MALE SYDNEY (CONT'D)
I know you don't believe me, but
this is the right thing for you.
Eventually, you'll figure that on
your own. But I could tell it was
just gonna' take way too long!
Luca stares, distraught.
MALE SYDNEY (CONT'D)
Oh, for Chris' sake. Being a woman
doesn't make you any less of a man!
The entire bed LURCHES back and forth as Luca struggles.
Male Sydney winces, pangs of guilt, which turn to anger...
MALE SYDNEY (CONT'D)
Damnit! I can't live my whole LIFE
wrong 'cause of one stupid mistake!
I'm a man! I love havin' this
chest, these arms! But most of
all,...
(grabs his pant crotch)
Welcome home, boys! Hang in there,
I'm takin' you out for a SPIN!
LATER:
Luca lies alone in the room, bound and gagged on the bed.
A KNOCK at the door.
Luca MOANS and tries to YELL through her gagged mouth.
The KNOCK PERSISTS.
SIDE WINDOW:
The ivy parts and Keenan peers in.
His eyes GO WIDE.
He pushes the window open a little, whispers...
KEENAN:
What's goin' on? Where is she?
Luca MOANS and struggles against the ropes.
78.
KEENAN (CONT'D)
Whoa. I guess I really didn't
think you were gonna' go this way.
Okay. Whatever.
Keenan sits on the edge of the bed.
Luca MOANS trying to get Keenan to remove the gag.
KEENAN (CONT'D)
Hang on a sec'. Look, I'm sorry
about earlier, -what I said. But
all this stuff. Janine and I
split up.
Luca stops struggling, shocked.
KEENAN (CONT'D)
All I ever did was piss her off.
I'm not sure she even wants a guy.
And you think I'm so much better
with girls than you, and sure I can
get laid anytime I want, but truth
is, I never even woulda' hit on her
if it weren't for watchin' you.
Keenan climbs on top of Luca, starts untying her hands,
straddling her.
KEENAN (CONT'D)
The way you just talk to 'em about
anything, like it was okay. I
gotta' get her back, man.
With Herculean effort, Keenan struggles to hold back tears...
KEENAN (CONT'D)
It's like the whole world's blown
apart. Ah, sh*t. Man, you havin'
tits now is just weird.
EXT. WOODED HIGHWAY
The truck THUNDERS along through the trees, head lamps
BLAZING, dashboard lights bright.
Keenan's at the wheel.
LUCA:
Janine said he's definitely there.
79.
KEENAN:
Did she mention me?
Luca indicates 'no.'
KEENAN (CONT'D)
Women. God, I'm glad you want to
be a guy. You are absolutely sure,
right?
LUCA:
Yes!
KEENAN:
'Cause it really is totally cool
either way.
LUCA:
I'm SURE.
KEENAN:
Okay, I just don't want you to
think I'm zerophobic, or somethin'.
EXT. POLLY WOG'S POOL HALL - NIGHT
Students gather outside the farmhouse pool hall.
Male Sydney spots his prey, and approaches Jeremy, who hangs
out alone on the grass near a small bonfire.
The firelight licks their faces.
MALE SYDNEY:
You're on the wrestling team.
JEREMY:
Yeah. You catch the meets?
MALE SYDNEY:
Just an educated guess. Wanna'
wrestle?
Jeremy LAUGHS, glances around, unsure what to make of him.
INSIDE THE SEMI:
The truck CAREENS around a CURVE.
LUCA:
Can't this thing go any faster?!
80.
Luca considers...
LUCA (CONT'D)
You know me better than anyone.
What do you think?
KEENAN:
Huh?
LUCA:
I mean, if I weren't a hundred
percent sure which I'm s'posed to
be. If you had to say.
KEENAN:
All I know is, every time you look
at Michelle, or think about her,
you smile. What the hell else do
you need to know?
LUCA:
It's not right. She deserves to be
with a normal guy.
KEENAN:
So, you don't get to be with
anyone?
They drive in silence.
KEENAN (CONT'D)
That why they call it "zero-
philia?"
LUCA:
She's not gonna' want some guy who
thinks maybe he's supposed to be a
girl sometimes.
KEENAN:
How do you know? Did you ask?
LUCA:
No way I'm gonna' ask her that.
KEENAN:
Well, you have to. Where are your
nads, man?!
Luca glares at him. Keenan realizes his mistake...
KEENAN (CONT'D)
We'll get 'em back.
81.
The truck ROARS on.
EXT. POLLY WOG'S
As Janine looks on, Male Sydney moves in for the kill.
MALE SYDNEY:
Come on, let's grab a couple beers.
Sydney tugs at his T-shirt.
MALE SYDNEY (CONT'D)
Of course, I see you brought your
own six-pack.
GRAVEL PARKING LOT
Keenan and Luca hop down from Luke's truck, scanning the
crowd.
Janine waves to Luca and points across the way.
Luca nods.
LUCA:
Let's go!
KEENAN:
Jeez. She won't even look at me.
They stride across the field.
BEHIND THE BARN:
Male Sydney shoves Jeremy passionately against the wall.
MALE SYDNEY:
I do love to mess with Texas.
Keenan and Luca appear around the corner.
LUCA:
There!
MALE SYDNEY:
We better get outta' here.
Keenan reaches them first. He wrenches Male Sydney and
Jeremy apart.
82.
JEREMY:
Keenan?! It's not the way it
looks.
KEENAN:
Oh, Jeremy, I so profoundly don't
care if you're queer. Trust me,
around here, that's nothin'!
Luca catches up and TACKLES Male Sydney, throttling him on
the ground.
LUCA:
You son-of-a-b*tch! We're doin' it
again, right now!
JEREMY:
Jeez. She your wife?!
MALE SYDNEY:
No! She just said, she wants sex!
(to Luca)
I can't. I'm sorry.
LUCA:
"Sorry?!" F*** you! F*** ME!
NOW!
MALE SYDNEY:
It won't work.
LUCA:
We're goin' inside right here!
MALE SYDNEY:
I'll scream rape.
LUCA:
So will I.
They pull Male Sydney toward the barn door.
MALE SYDNEY:
But I'm gay!
LUCA:
So what?
MALE SYDNEY:
We both need to be into it, or
nothing happens.
83.
KEENAN:
Such bullshit.
Jeremy moves off, wide-eyed and disturbed.
MALE SYDNEY:
That's why I became a woman in the
first place. I couldn't handle it.
Figured if I was female, it was
okay to like guys.
KEENAN:
She's lyin'.
Male Sydney shakes his head 'no.'
LUCA:
You're tellin' me, 'cause you're
straight as a girl and I'm straight
as a guy, we can screw and switch,
but...
MALE SYDNEY:
'cause you're straight as a girl,
and I'm gay as a guy, even if we do
it...
LUCA:
I'm just screwed.
Keenan's confused...
KEENAN:
Jeez. You need trigonometry to
figure this thing out. Maybe
you're 'bi.'
MALE SYDNEY:
In my world the Kinsey scale's
three-dimensional, but trust me,
girls do nothing for me. Zilch!
(to Keenan)
You, on the other hand...
Keenan RECOILS.
LUCA:
What am I gonna' do?
KEENAN:
What if he's lying? I say, do him
again anyway!
84.
LUCA:
Fine!
MALE SYDNEY:
Fine. Waste of time.
Luca notices Michelle standing nearby.
LUCA:
Michelle.
KEENAN:
Oh, man.
LUCA:
It's not what you think.
Keenan and Luca realize that she's Luca right now, not Luke.
KEENAN:
What does she think?
LUCA:
I'm not sure.
MICHELLE:
You a**hole!
Michelle moves off.
ALONGSIDE THE BARN
Luca runs up.
MICHELLE:
I don't believe this. You slept
with that guy?!
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