Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead

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Zombie Ass Toilet Of the Dead (2011)

It hurts...

It hurts so much...

It hurts so much, father...

You have to be strong.

Where exactly does it hurt, Sachi?

I can't tell you,

it's too embarrassing.

The symptoms are back.

To stop it...

there's only one way.

Move!

Don't be afraid, Sachi.

You'll get what you need.

It's coming out soon.

Okay...

The final blow!

Yes, here it comes!

Sachi!

Come on, open your mouth!

Here it comes!

Mouth to mouth!

No! Please don't!

No, father...

I'll never get used to this.

It comes...

It's coming out!

Come on, put your head in!

Please...

It hurts!

B*tch!

You pig!

Eat sh*t!

Help me, sister!

Come on!

You are the worst!

- Dirty parasite!

You freak!

Stupid cow!

Ai?

Sister! Can't you help me?

They're coming!

The bugs are coming!

Bugs?

No!

Are you crazy?!

Oh my god!

You scared us to death!

I just had such

a beautiful dream...

What happened?

Are you alright?

Take! Pull yourself

together, okay?

Okay. It's kicking in.

I think he's high again.

Seriously?

I don't understand...

What do you mean, "high", Aya?

You don't need to know that.

Hey! Idiot!

You've promised to stop

with this sh*t!

Shut up, Aya!

Excuse me? Stop talking like that

to your girlfriend!

Idiot!

Aren't you feeling well?

You look green...

That's because of my medicine...

Sorry, I've got to puke!

Everything alright?

Do you need some water?

You'll be alright...

This is so disgusting...

Who invited these two?

That was you!

Hey, I just asked Megumi!

She's doing this very well.

I hope I get sick, too.

Keep your hands off the young one,

or we two are finished!

Look.

Compared to her,

he's just a piece of sh*t!

There's so much puke...

I want to cry... Being seen by a girl

like this is so embarrassing!

Sh*t! I wish I'd stayed at home!

"I wish I'd stayed at home."

I was thinking the same thing.

About a year had passed, since

my sister Ai died.

I had joined them on this camping trip,

to escape the pain

for a little while.

But now I couldn't help but think

about that horrible moment.

The more I tried to forget about it,

the more it hurt.

Finally, we're almost there!

Okay.

The river should be about

500 meters from here.

What lovely weather!

Aya...

Do you think Maki was serious about it?

- What do you mean?

What she said about those

weight loss parasites.

Of course!

I want to try them and lose a lot of weight

and apply with model agencies.

I heard, that

this river is full of those parasites.

The same ones that super models use!

The trout here are all

swollen from them!

Yuck!

If I catch enough of them,

I'll share with you!

Thanks, but I'd rather not...

Come on, help me!

Size zero! Size zero!

Come on! Hurry up!

Hey, parasites!

Don't be afraid, come out!

Yea, show yourselves!

Let me try!

Here!

Wow, you did it on your first try,

Megumi! That was so cool!

As if, it wasn't that hard!

F*** it!

Sh*t!

So exhausted...

And I'm sweating...

- Hey!

Let them play with the fish!

I have a way better idea...

What do you think?

Want to have some fun?

- Leave me alone.

I don't want your drugs,

I want tapeworms!

Fine, that's more for me then!

The way Megumi acts...

Who does she even think she is?

Listen, Take...

If you think I'm hotter

than Megumi...

you're allowed to kiss me.

You bet!

You're the hottest!

Even hotter than your Aya?

Are you serious?

Maki...

Come on, say it.

I am the best.

The best...

I would marry you...

Tell me more...

Maki...

You're the best, Maki!

So?

How's school?

It's alright.

Bullshit.

You're lying!

You don't have any friends, instead

you're training Karate all day!

To become strong.

You want to be strong, because

you couldn't save Ai.

I know it's not easy.

You have to try to look forward!

It's nice of you to

worry about me.

At this moment, though,

I just have to be strong.

Farmed trout usually don't

have tapeworms.

But a high percentage of wild trout

carries them inside!

Well done, professor, now we know

why you're here.

Bingo!

But...

That thing is huge!

How strange.

Give it to me!

- Wait!

Come on, or I'll

change my mind!

Some parasites can cause high fever

or even brain damage!

Stop talking sh*t!

This is too dangerous!

- You could get seriously sick!

You've got absolutely no idea

what all this is about!

I want to become a model.

I spend a lot of money on that.

I know that I look great!

And yet ugly and ordinary chicks

steal my jobs!

You think you're so cool!

You act like you never

burp or fart.

A tame little mouse like you

can't understand!

What are you saying?

Come on, down with it!

Megumi?

Don't you want to puke?

You'd feel better afterwards.

Suppressing it only makes it worse.

Why do you care?

I know your kind.

The kind that don't want to seem

uncool or depressed.

And in bed you turn into beasts!

What the f***?!

Stop this sh*t!

- Cry if you want! That just turns me on.

Stupid wanker!

My balls!

You've flattened my balls!

Megumi?

Take! What's going on?

Did something happen?

Are you okay?

- Take! What's going on here?

You kids!

What was that?

It sounded like "You kids"!

You kids!

Damn it! Trout season

hasn't even started!

It hasn't?!

That guy could call the police!

Hey, Take! Please do something!

Okay, okay!

Leave it to me!

Hey!

Who are you calling a kid here?!

Got a problem with us?!

Don't f*** with me!

And don't piss me off!

Sh*t!

Take!

Sh*t!

Stop it!

Take!

Stop it!

Let him go!

Let go!

Leave him alone!

Everybody!

Out of the way!

You broke his neck!

Megumi, that really wasn't neccessary!

But it was just a normal kick.

He's dead.

They're going to arrest us...

Not me!

Run!

Someone's stealing our car!

How?!

Damn it! I forgot the keys in there.

You stupid idiot,

what should we do now?!

Car thieves? Here in the forrest?

Run after them and catch them!

- Forget about that!

The car is gone!

I lost my finger!

I need a break!

Let me see, Take.

It's bleeding a lot.

Wait a second.

This should stop the bleeding.

Can you bear it?

Megumi, my phone doesn't work,

I can't get a signal!

So now what?!

Give me the map.

- Here.

There's a village, not far from here.

Let's go there.

There must be a phone.

Wait!

Who made you the leader here,

you show-off?!

Alright.

Lead on, then.

Can you lead the others

out of here safely?

I'm curious.

I'm sorry, but I prefer

to go with Megumi.

Me too.

You b*tch.

Just wait!

Just one more kilometer.

I'm glad you're here.

Without you we'd be dead for sure.

Thank you.

What's going on?

Someone's there!

Megumi?

The village.

- Finally.

Excuse me, is anybody home?

We have a wounded person!

Hello?

- Is anybody here?!

Anybody?!

How awful!

My stomach suddenly hurts a lot.

Everything is contracting...

What the hell could it be?

Sounds like diarrhea.

Idiot! Do you want to

embarrass me?!

This is all your fault!

There's something wrong with that parasite!

My fault?!

You wanted to eat it!

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