Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead Page #2

Synopsis: Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her bullied sister, young karate student Megumi accompanies four older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, full-figured model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish - and wolfs it down, in the hope that it will keep her skinny. Her stomach later feels horrible and she relieves herself in an outhouse. The parasitic worm she ate had apparently laid eggs in her stomach and came out of in her diarrhea attack. Soon after, they are attacked by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from the outhouse toilet Maki used. The group seeks refuge in the home of the strange Dr. Tanaka, who conducts experiments on the zombies and the parasites ... and who has another fate in mind for the five strangers. Can Megumi's karate help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of flatulence to defeat her demented captor?
 
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2011
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What are you thinking?!

Sh*t...

That's my damn stomach.

Toilet...

Toilet...

Quickly... Quickly...

Ah, a toilet!

Oh no...!

TOILE What a dump!

I dont want to use this toilet!

I can't stand it...

It feels so different from usual.

My belly...

It's moving.

What is that?!

It's disgusting!

Oh no, what now?!

It's coming...

Oh god, I'm going to explode!

This sh*t is one for the history books.

Ah, that hurts!

Damn...

Why must this happen to me?

Sh*t...

Finally.

This hurts!

What are these pills?

Pain killers!

Liar!

They are drugs!

After all this crap...

i need to get high as f***!

Oh god... Why am I even with him?

Damn, what could it be?!

Come on!

I can't stand it anymore...

Oh my god...

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

A monster!

Get your hands off me!

Help me!

There's a pervert in here!

Help me!

Where are you?!

Don't leave me alone!

Oh man, I have to fart!

Stay away from me!

Stay away from me!

Fingers off!

You pig!

Let me go!

Let go!

No!

Fingers off!

Take your paws off there!

Let go of me!

Let go of me!

You perverted motherf***er!

A crazy person!

There's a crazy person in there!

What?

A crazy person?

Go away!

Man, that really is crazy!

Go away!

Sh*t zombies!

And I forgot my disinfectant!

They want to surround us!

Go! Inside the house!

Take! Come on!

Wait!

Wait for me!

Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...

Take cover!

Oh god!

Here comes a real big stinker!

I just want to die...

Oh no!

Where's the damn door?!

It has to be here somewhere!

That hurts!

No!

Maki! Oh no!

No, please don't!

What are you doing?!

Go away!

Stop with this sh*t!

I can't any longer...

I can feel it...

It's coming!

It's coming!

Something is coming out!

What is this?

What the hell is this?!

That's impossible!

No! Let go!

No! No! No!

No!

I couldn't do anything for Maki.

- What?!

Come on, let's try in the back!

That guy is throwing sh*t!

- No!

That's not good at all!

And what now? Shouldn't we

try to help Maki?

I think we're all going to die!

Don't panic.

I need to think.

Stay calm.

Stay calm.

Who are you?

Excuse me. We're being

chased by those people.

You're from Tokyo, right?

I thought so.

Just like the other ones!

The other ones?

It was a huge mistake

to bring them back to this village.

What do you mean?

My belly...

It hurts so much...

It feels like huge worms...

What is that?!

They travel from your belly to your head.

But i won't let them eat my brain.

I don't want to end up like

the other villagers.

That's not going to happen!

Please, don't do it!

Help me, Naoi!

Help me!

Aya!

Megumi! The just won't die!

What do we do?!

Hey, what are you doing?!

Stop it!

My butt!

My butt is showing!

Everyone can see my butt cheeks!

This is embarrassing!

Leave me alone!

Stop exposing my butt crack!

I've got it!

The head is their weak spot!

Crazy!

What is that?!

An insect?

I hate insects!

Megumi!

No!

Is anyone of you hurt?

TANAKA CLINIC:

I've told you that it hurts!

It's going to take a while.

The girl...

Food?

I'm starving!

F***ing hell, give me that!

My daughter Sachi made this.

She's sickly, but a great cook.

Coming to this lonely place

is part of her therapy.

I never expected this, though.

You're completely safe here.

Relax and enjoy the food.

I have a question:

What happened to the villagers?

What happened here?

What are those insects?

And what happened to Maki?

Is she dead?!

Please tell us the truth!

The villagers...

got infested with an

unknown parasite.

A parasite?

Its origin is completely unknown.

They migrate from fish

to small mammals.

And at some point they move on

to humans.

They eat the brain of their host

and gain control over him.

I have given them a name:

Nekurogedoro.

Nekuro...?

- How do you even pronounce that?

I need to see your hand.

When exactly were you bitten?

I've been in so much pain.

I can't really tell!

It was about 3 pm.

That's not good.

They could already be hatching.

Hatching?

What do you mean?

They only bite for one reason.

To them humans are the ultimate host.

And they have to lay their eggs

somewhere to procreate.

What does that mean?!

I can't follow you...

What is that?!

I've got head aches!

This is weird.

Does he take any medication?

Just drugs! Why?!

You idiot!

Nekurogedoro react extremely to drugs!

Take!

Take!

Take! Take! Take!

Megumi?

Is that you?

Do you want to share the shower with me?

Sure.

Can you come here, please?

I am...

so afraid.

Really!

Don't worry.

I'm with you in a second...

Megumi...

Megumi...

He is...

Take is dead!

He was such an idiot...

An A**hole!

But I loved him!

Please don't cry.

I will always protect you.

That's what i've been training for.

I don't want to run away anymore...

To protect someone I love...

I always thought that would be

no big deal for me.

But on that day, right in front

of my sister...

i just couldn't move.

Please don't, it hurts...

Put your head right in there!

I can't...

No, no...

Please stop!

B*tch!

- Slut!

You worthless piece of sh*t!

I think that's enough for now.

How about a little snack?

No!

I can't do that!

What's going on?!

Stop that!

Oh look, it's the big sister.

You want to save her?

Then i hope you came prepared.

Exactly! You think you're so cool,

am I right?

So go ahead and fart for us!

- What?

Come on!

No, let go of me!

We wanna hear you fart, slut!

Far-ting!

Far-ting!

But i can't!

Please wait!

Sister...

That is enough.

I will do it instead.

Holy sh*t, did you hear that?

What a stink!

You shouldn't do stuff like this.

It's undignified.

You should stay beautiful.

Me, I'm an ugly pig anyway.

It's better this way!

Ai!

Ai!

You scared me!

What happened?

Nothing.

Just a bad dream.

Something i didn't want to remember.

I felt like i was suffocating.

That has got to be the environment!

This Tanaka guy has an evil aura.

Agreed.

Something isn't right here.

Megumi?

Is everything okay?

It's nothing.

It's okay.

Actually, it was far from nothing.

I'd never been in such pain.

But i'd always been good at hiding

my pain.

It was the only way i could handle it.

Toilet...

Where's the toilet?

Come on!

Do it!

Spit it out!

Are you ready?

In there!

Come one, let it out!

Do it!

More, more...

Very good...

A nice and fresh Nekurogedoro.

Try swallowing it.

Yes.

It's in my stomach now.

As soon as the new one is in,

the old one has to come out.

And we have a medicine for that.

Get ready, Sachi.

Here we go.

It's so hot, father.

My belly feels like it's burning.

If you want to survive...

you have to endure.

My belly hurts so much!

It's coming...

There it is!

Slowly, slowly...

Very well...

Keep going...

Done!

- It is out...

Behold!

The Nekurogedoro,

that worked so hard for you!

Well done, little guy.

No!

Oh look...

What are they doing to you?

She's suffering from myeloid leukemia.

Ever heard of that?

Her leucocytes are multiplying

uncontrollably.

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Noboru Iguchi

Noboru Iguchi (井口昇, Iguchi Noboru) is a Japanese film director, screenwriter and actor. He has worked as a director in adult video (AV) as well as in the horror and gore genres. more…

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