Zombie Ass: The Toilet of the Dead Page #3

Synopsis: Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her bullied sister, young karate student Megumi accompanies four older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend Také, full-figured model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish - and wolfs it down, in the hope that it will keep her skinny. Her stomach later feels horrible and she relieves herself in an outhouse. The parasitic worm she ate had apparently laid eggs in her stomach and came out of in her diarrhea attack. Soon after, they are attacked by a crowd of poop-covered undead who emerge from the outhouse toilet Maki used. The group seeks refuge in the home of the strange Dr. Tanaka, who conducts experiments on the zombies and the parasites ... and who has another fate in mind for the five strangers. Can Megumi's karate help them escape, or will she have to rely on the liberating power of flatulence to defeat her demented captor?
 
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2011
85 min
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I have found out,

that the secretions of Nekurogedoro

dissolve these leucocytes.

That is why she receives a fresh

Nekurogedoro from me every day.

For some unkown reason

they spare her brain.

We have a silent agreement.

They let my daughter survive

and in return...

we supply them with food.

Also, these parasites are only

here because of...

me!

Only because of me.

This whole village is just

a Nekurogedoro farm.

There's only one problem:

We ran out of food.

Megumi? Did you just cry in there?

There's no escape for you.

The eggs of Nekurogedoro are already

inside of your bodies!

The eggs?

Impossible...

It was the pasta.

Squeezed by hand.

Just got to mix it all up,

so it looks normal.

No wonder my stomach hurts so bad.

You guys are nothing but food!

Hey, wait!

Wait, wait!

My stomach hurts so much...

I have to fart.

Close your ears!

They're coming!

I can't run away,

it hurts so much.

I'm going back to the hospital.

Why?

I saw him using some kind of

medicine.

Maybe it can help us.

You two go ahead!

Megumi!

Please don't die now...

Oh no, they're coming

closer and closer!

How long until those things hatch?

Not very long!

I don't want to die like this!

How could this happen to me?

Aya!

Help me!

Save me, Naoi!

Pull yourself together

and be a man!

My stomach hurts, but I'm going to

make it. Promise!

I will smash your heads in!

Take this and that!

You pig!

From the ass?!

I can't believe it!

That ass is loaded!

F*** you, you ass monsters!

It's stuck!

That ass ate my bat!

Oh no!

Hey, stop this immediately!

What the hell are you doing?!

ANTI PARASITE MEDICINE

Why?

Sachi...

The parasites are innocent.

They just want to survive.

And so do I.

Come with me, Sachi.

Let's leave this place.

Your father has gone insane!

What do you even know?!

Stop it.

I won't fight a sick person.

You f***ing annoy me.

Your condescending attitude...

I hate healthy people!

Not bad, am I right?

Every time I'm bored,

I watch action movies and practice.

Blade! Equilibrium!

Commando!

You don't have the slightest chance!

Just look!

Eyes!

That put you off balance.

Over there is a building!

Maybe someone's inside!

Come!

They pupate in the heads of their hosts.

These things are not part

of our own eco system!

Maybe they're from outer space!

Naoi?!

My head...

My head hurts...

The same thing happened to Take!

No...

This is worse!

I have to... release the fart

of the century!

I'm bleeding from my ass!

Hey, four eyes!

You can't escape your fate.

You're going to fart till you die.

That is your fate.

That sucks a lot...

What a shame...

But you either f***

or you get f***ed.

I prefer the former.

How unfair!

Let go!

Get off!

Forget about that!

I caught the pig!

Run away, Aya!

But...

Naoi...

All is well, that ends well!

Let me at least be your hero

for once!

No!

Who...

Who's there?

Maki?

Is that you?

You bet...

But half of me is already

being controlled...

I will give you a nice little parasite!

What is that?

Please stop!

No! Not there!

Stop it...

No, don't...

It's inside!

And now let's go deeper!

You're already completely infested

with parasites.

I'm jealous.

No!

Leave me alone!

I'll pull them all out.

Open wide!

Aya!

Megumi...

You're too late. I have complete

control over her!

Aya, please!

She's as good as dead.

No...

Hey...

My parasite is something really special.

It's a parasite queen!

Way more beautiful than the others.

It suits me perfectly.

Hurry...

You have to run...

Don't interrupt me, b*tch!

Please, I beg you...

Please kill me...

What?

I can't do that...

Never...

As long as I'm still human...

Kill me...

Hurry...

Hurry up...

Aya...

I'm so sorry.

I couldn't save you.

You were the one, who saved me.

My body...

It's burning...

My eyes...

My eyes!

Something is moving...

inside my body!

You won't escape!

Look at me!

I'm flying, I'm flying!

Finally I can do

whatever I want!

I'm coming!

And now the tits!

My stomach hurts...

Oh no...

I'm going to...

I farted!

How embarrassing...

Hey, little Miss Perfect!

Did you release a stink bomb?

Oh no, what a disappointment.

I can just imagine how you must feel.

You'd rather run away, than fart in public!

How horrible! And what's going to happen

when you lose against me?

You would rather die, am I right?

Alright.

This can't be...

Let's go!

No... Don't...

No!

This is the end.

The tentacle in your body will expand

and kill you.

It's out!

I can't stand this!

Stop!

We did it!

We won!

Am I right, my queen?

Soon I'll be dead, too, Ai.

Sister...

Sister... Don't you want to help me?!

Ai...

You shouldn't do stuff like this.

It's undignified.

You should stay beautiful.

Ai...

And that's why you can't die.

You!

But how...?!

My farts work like a jet engine!

What?!

I want to live my life.

I have to thank Ai and Aya for that.

To sacrifice myself for other people.

I am not afraid.

No matter how terrible everything is:

When other people are in danger,

I will fight!

Even if I have to fart!

Stupid worm b*tch!

I've got something nice for you...

It's in!

Stop! This pain!

My beautiful belly!

I'm going to explode...

Just a moment...

It's almost done...

Enjoy your time in hell!

Sister...

You did it, sister.

Ai... and Aya... you all...

I will live my life.

That is...

our car!

Become my daughter!

We can play games like father and daughter!

Let go!

Let's start right here!

How cute!

You stupid a**hole!

You're full of sh*t!

Full of sh*t!

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Noboru Iguchi

Noboru Iguchi (井口昇, Iguchi Noboru) is a Japanese film director, screenwriter and actor. He has worked as a director in adult video (AV) as well as in the horror and gore genres. more…

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