Zombies Page #4

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intolerance.

Oh. I fought mine

by eliminating dairy.

Uh, zombie intolerance.

Okay, look.

You're cousin

is not gonna be happy

you're palling around

with zombies.

Cheerleaders

don't support freaks.

Oh, right, Bucky said

there was something

different about you.

I can see that now.

No...

I'm not different.

Your smile.

Is that an overbite?

Is one leg longer

than the other?

Do you wear corrective lenses?

No. No, no.

I'm not different.

I'm the samest person

you've ever met.

Hanging with zombies

can be hazardous.

You could end up at

the reject table like...

That.

Ah, ze perfect

picnic spot.

Sorry I couldn't sit

with you at lunch.

I wanted to, it's just...

Everyone is...

I get it.

Some day, maybe.

Thanks for saving me

at the pep rally.

Are you kidding?

It worked out for everyone.

Look at me. I'm gonna be

on the football team

and if things go well

zombies will be more accepted.

And we could, like,

hang out in public.

Wouldn't that be something?

This town. This school.

It's... It's hard

not fitting in.

Well, how would you know?

You're perfect.

It's a wig.

My real hair is freakish

and I... I can't change it.

Well, can I see it?

Never.

Sorry.

My parents always made me

cover my hair.

And they're right.

'Cause now

I'm on the squad

and... And I fit in.

Are you coming

to the meeting?

This is where we first met.

This is where we had

our first punch.

Oh, la-la-la

Oh, yeah

I know we might be crazy

But did you hear the story

I think I heard it vaguely

A girl and a zombie

Oh, tell me more, boy

Sounds like a fantasy

Oh, what could go so wrong

With a girl and a zombie

You're from

the perfect paradise

And I'm living

on the darker side

Oh, I've got a feeling

If you get to know me

Right from the start

you caught my eye

And something inside me

came to life

Oh, I got a feeling,

if you get to know me

Some day, this could be

This could be ordinary

Some day, could we be

something extraordinary

You and me side by side

Out in the broad daylight

If they laugh we'll say

we're gonna be, some day

We're gonna be, some day

Some day, some day

We're gonna be, some day

We're gonna be, some day

Girl, you look delicious

Oh, I mean gorgeous

Well, now

you're getting fearless

Oh, I'm just rooting for us

If different was

a super power

We'd be so flawless

Then we could make

these two worlds ours

I'm rooting for us

Two lonely hearts

beat in a jar

Imagine if now

they start a spark

You got my attention

What happens next

Movies and long walks

in the park

Hanging out

everywhere we want

I like the way

you're thinking

I can almost see it

Some day

This could be,

this could be ordinary

Some day,

Could we be

something extraordinary

You and me side by side

Out in the broad daylight

If they laugh, we'll say

We're gonna be, some day

Some day, some day

So let them talk

if they wanna

Let them talk,

if they're gonna

We're gonna do

what we wanna

Let them talk,

let them talk

If they wanna, they wanna

Some day

This could be,

this could be ordinary

Some day

Could we be

something extraordinary

You and me side by side

Out in the broad daylight

If they laugh, we'll say

We're gonna be, some day

Some day, some day

We're gonna be, some day

Some day, some day

We're gonna be, some day

Good luck at the football game.

Yeah, yeah, it'll be awesome.

Whoo! Yes!

You want a piece of me?

All right, boys, we got this.

There's no "I" in team, okay?

But there is an "I" in zombie...

Okay, that's not the point.

Let's go, Seabrook!

Hey, be my guest.

The zombie's all yours.

Set! Hut!

Oh, that hurts.

Ow.

Oh, zombie down!

Let's go!

Five, six, seven, eight!

It's third

and long for Seabrook.

Really long.

Yep, the Mighty Shrimp

are doing what they do best.

Losing.

Come on, Zed.

Hut!

Ooh!

At least the cheerleaders

are amazing.

Go Seabrook! Go Seabrook!

Go Seabrook!

We don't clap for cheerleaders.

It's halftime

and the Mighty Shrimp

are getting barbecued,

skewered, fried, and flayed.

Here's what you need

to do, okay?

I'm only gonna draw this once

so pay attention.

All you have to do.

Move forward.

Move all the way forward.

Don't go back.

There's nothing back here.

This is empty.

You don't need to go back here.

You need to go up here.

The end zone is up there.

Just go... Just move it up.

Just move.

Just do something.

Look, I know

we're gonna lose, all right?

And you knew it, too.

So let's just go out there

and lose better?

Go team.

Doggone if you didn't get me

dreaming of winning, huh?

Oh, shame on me.

What is happening out there?

I... I don't know, Coach.

Maybe it's team chemistry,

but honestly

I'm not sure the team

is actually blocking for me.

Hey, Zed.

I thought we had a deal.

You didn't keep

your end of it. Hmm?

So win this game

or it's back to the basement.

Oh, hey, Coach, great idea.

Now people hate us

and we're losing.

What happened

to that brute strength

I saw at the pep rally?

Oh, my z-band was...

Great! Use that!

Take it and use it.

No, I can't.

Coach, no, I can't.

Yeah, no, I'm sorry.

I'm not letting you

talk me into doing this.

I just need a little

zomboost, okay?

Like what happened

at the pep rally.

Because

that wasn't almost

a total disaster?

Yeah, no, I'm not doing it.

Look, you...

You already jail broke

your z-band

to play video games.

This is different, okay?

This is ludicrously dangerous.

If I win this game,

that's good for us.

And that's good for zombies,

and isn't that what we need?

Ooh. Whoa.

Way too zombie.

Ugh, too human.

Okay, just a little bit more.

There, perfect.

That's it?

That's it.

All right, never swipe

to the right, okay?

That'll corrupt the software.

Only left.

Never right.

Got it?

Got it.

Hey. If you smell smoke,

stop, drop, and roll.

Like coach said, we can do this.

So, let's do this!

Let's go Mighty Shrimp!

Break on five.

Yeah, I don't think so.

Okay.

Ten!

Hut!

Too easy!

Go Zed!

Dumb luck.

That's my son!

Yeah!

Go Zed!

Feel that breeze?

It's not a sneeze!

Zombies score and run with ease!

Whoo!

What're you doing?

Cheering.

The football team

hasn't won since forever.

But we can change that.

I bet the whole squad

cheering together

could lead the football team

to victory.

You know what?

That whole idealistic

kind of positive attitude

has no place in cheer.

So, stop.

Hut!

Seabrook wins?

Wow, a win!

Way to go, Zed!

Let's go, Mighty Shrimp!

Wow, you were amazing.

Thanks. Awesome cheers.

Life is good.

And another win

for our football team,

thanks to zombie Zed.

So, be sure to show

some zombie pride.

Oh, yeah, and tickets

are now on sale

for next week's

cheer championship.

So, get yours today.

Let's go.

Yeah, let's go hang

with the zombies.

I'm gonna go.

Okay.

Can you believe these zombies?

They're actually cool.

I know...

Being liked is so weird.

You're either pro-cheerleader

or pro-zombie.

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