Zombies Page #5

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Decide now.

Wait, what?

You don't know

how hard I...

What's it gonna be?

I...

I wanna be a cheerleader.

That's all I ever wanted.

Good.

Hey, Addison!

The zombie trend will pass.

They're not going to win

another football game.

It's time to get going

It's time to move on

Put this behind me

That day is gonna come

I'm breaking the walls down

One by one

Nothing can stop me

That day is gonna come

Well, deep fry me

and dip me in cocktail sauce.

The Mighty Shrimp win again.

That's five wins in a row

for our football team.

Look, I am in no mood

for autograph...

That day is gonna come

That day is gonna come

You know I believe it

That day is gonna come

Okay, I'm off to computer club.

Me.

I think I might be happy.

Hey, zombie chic.

I like it. Gimme some.

Boom, boom, there it is.

No more sadness

That day is gonna come

No more hatred

Our love is strong

But the resistance

That day is gonna come

That day is gonna come

That day is gonna come

Unbelievable!

The Mighty Shrimp have

scampied their way

to a perfect season

lead by zombie Zed.

The big homecoming game is next.

...all these possibilities

I ain't ever looking back

"Ready to break

every rule in the book?"

I could get in so much trouble.

I'm in.

Hey.

You made it.

Yeah, and I'm totally not

freaked out at all.

You're gonna love this.

Okay.

Let's do this.

Are you okay?

You don't look so hot.

Ouch.

No, you know what I meant.

I have to

mess with my z-band

to win games.

Isn't that dangerous?

Addison, if I don't win,

zombies will never be accepted.

I know how that feels.

Are you serious?

It's a chance to get loose

and be ourselves!

So, this whole celebration

is for you winning

football games?

It's more than that.

It's a win for all of us.

And we really needed a win.

It's zombie tongue.

We have a rich language.

Twenty-three

different words for brains.

Whoa.

So, you like a girl with brains?

You know that's super offensive.

Oh, no, no, no.

It was just a joke.

I'm sorry.

You brought little

Miss Cheer Boots

to our zombie mash?

A human, here?

Oh, it's started. Come on.

Hey, welcome to Zombieland

It's a party, go ahead,

everybody dance

Do the draggy leg

You surely can

be a part of the team

Gotta wave the flag,

let your freak flag fly

Gotta stare when we pass by

I'm not your average guy,

But you know I'm fly

So alive,

just on a different side

Look in my eyes

We're the same but different

Just like you,

I got hopes and wishes

Itchin' to show the world

what they're missing

This is our time,

yeah, it's time to flip it

What I'm about to show you

What you gonna show me?

I guess nobody told you

You ain't gotta tell me

I'm about to put in work

Listen, this is my turf

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man

Bet you can't do it like I can

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man

Understand this is Zombieland

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man

Bet you can't do it like I can

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man

I'm a man with a plan

Lemme do my dance

You're in Zombieland

I'm in Zombieland

We're in Zombieland

Watch me do it like bam!

You're in Zombieland

I'm in Zombieland

We're in Zombieland

Watch me do it like bam!

Whoa, oh, man, oh, man

Oh, man, I'm the man

You just can't do it

like I can

Whoa

Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man

I'm the man

You just can't do it

like I can

Ready for action

Yeah, we 'bout to blow up

Party's going down,

but we 'bout to show up

We got your back

No need to have worry

Now we're all cool

At first it was all scary

And we can do a lot

with a little

Call on your friends when

you're caught in the middle

And you should do the same

like I do the same

You should be yourself

It's the coolest thing

I'm about to show you

What you gonna show me?

Guess nobody told you

Girl, you don't know me

I'm about to put in work

Listen. This is our turf

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man,

I'm the man

You just can't do it

like I can. Bam!

Oh, man, oh, man,

you a fan, understand

This is Zombieland

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man,

I'm the man

You just can't do it

like I can. Bam!

Oh, man, oh, man,

I'm a man with a plan

Lemme do my dance

Bam!

You're in Zombieland

I'm in Zombieland

We're in Zombieland

Watch me do it like bam!

You're in Zombieland

I'm in Zombieland

We're in Zombieland

Watch me do it like bam!

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man,

I'm the man

Bet you can't do it

like I can. Bam!

Oh, man, oh, man,

You're a fan,

understand this is Zombieland

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man,

I'm the man

Bet you can't do it

like I can

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man,

you're a fan

Understand,

this is Zombieland

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man,

I'm the man,

bet you can't do it like I can

Bam! Oh, man, oh, man,

I'm the man with a plan

Lemme do my dance

What is up?

I don't know.

The z-band hack

really hurts.

I can barely feel my wrist.

I'll be fine, buddy,

don't worry about it.

Ah. Okay, Bonzo, my arm.

I'm crazy, I'm cute

Zombie to boot

I'm rocking, I smile

Zombies aren't vile

Yay!

That's some great cheering.

I wasn't doing anything.

Certainly not cheering.

Please don't tell anyone.

You're Zed's

little sister, right?

I'm Zoey.

You're Addison.

When I cheer, it makes me happy.

Me, too.

You're great

at cheerleading, Zoey.

Thanks, but my pet Zander

doesn't seem that impressed.

Well, he should be.

But I think you're old enough

to have a real pet.

Wouldn't that be awesome?

Stop teasing her.

You know they don't allow

zombies to have pets.

I didn't know that.

I'm still learning

that zombies

aren't what I was taught.

I mean, look at you.

You're smart, cool, pretty.

You think I'm pretty?

Yeah.

There you are.

Zoey, whoa!

What're you doing here?

Please. I'm not gonna miss

a zombie mash.

Zoey...

Come on.

Who's a good boy?

Me.

Good boy. Good boy.

All right, I'll take you home.

Zed's gotta make sure

Addison gets outta here.

We should hang out, Eliza.

And I really like your boots.

Oh, thanks.

They're orthotic.

I got this draggy foot thing

going on, so...

She's cool.

Yeah, for a human, right?

No. She's just cool.

You guys look good together.

Hey!

Don't forget Zander.

See ya.

Bye.

Wow, what is this place?

It's a zombie-light garden.

It's beautiful.

Where we going?

For a walk in the park.

I know you might be crazy

But did you hear the story

I think I heard it vaguely

A girl and a zombie

Oh, tell me more, boy

Sounds like a fantasy

Oh, what could go so wrong

with a girl and a zombie

You're from

the perfect paradise

And I'm living

on the darker side

Oh, I got a feeling

If you get to know me

Right from the start

you caught my eye

Something inside me

came to life

Oh, I got a feeling

If you get to know me

Some day, this could be,

this could be ordinary

Some day, could we be

something extraordinary

You and me side by side

Out in the broad daylight

If they laugh we'll say,

we're gonna be, some day

Some day, some day

We're gonna be, some day

Some day, some day

We're gonna be, some day

It's beautiful.

You're beautiful.

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