Zombieworld

Run! Get as far away

from the fallout as possible.

What the hell was that?

What the f*** is going on?

Did you see that?

I can't breathe out here.

Come on, we got to keep moving.

Let's go. Let's go. Move!

It's Chenobyl all over again.

Come on!

Santa! Move your fat ass!

- Move it!

- What is that?

Keep going. Move, don't stop.

Move, go, go.

Get out of my f***ing way!

There is no escaping!

Whoa!

Holy sh*t, look!

Oh my god! Oh my god!

Did you see that?

What the hell was that man?

What the hell?

Holy sh*t,

look at all that radiation.

Give me your f***ing hand!

We gotta get out of here.

We got to keep moving...

My arm!

Hold it! Hold your fire!

Hold your fire!

You sons of the b*tches!

Misfire! Misfire!

Move it!

Keep moving!

Come on!

Come on, move.

Take him out, boy!

Come on!

- Move!

- Help me. Please!

We got to go! We got to go!

Now!

Jesus Christ!

Got to get out of here!

Come on!

Sh*t!

Seriously, stop firing!

No! No! No! No!

Don't... stop!

Go... go... go!

You look hungry.

How about a sandwich?

Hazard!

Two... Battle...

Nine iron!

- I got a little test for ya!

- Give it up!

You want me under that

mistletoe you better hurry up.

Go away, come on!

Hey Frosty!

Come on, I'm sporting wood!

In the summer of 2013,

a deadly virus had been

accidently released

from a scientific

research center

and killed thousands of people.

The authorities denied

the existence of such virus,

in order to avoid

a massive panic situation.

But a few days later,

the virus mutated

and the corpses started to

rise up.

A single physical contact

from an infected

will turn you into one of them.

The virus took over

in the West Coast

and spread towards the east

and nothing seems to stop it.

KPRS News Live at

ten PM. Highest definition.

Tonight's top stories

with Marvin Gloat,

only on KPRS News.

Stay dead!

Hey, Marvin.

What the... Oh, sh*t!

We're live, Marvin.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we interrupt

our normally scheduled broadcast

to bring you a special report.

I am...

Oh, sweet mother, have mercy.

- I've been bit, Bob.

- Sh*t.

Bob, I've been bit.

- Keep the camera rolling, Bob.

- Speeding, boss.

Keep it rolling.

I've been reporting

the nightly news

for the last 20 years.

And I'm not about to let these

zombie sons of b*tches stop me.

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is Marvin Gloatt Live.

And I am Marvin Gloatt.

The news you need,

from the people you trust.

I said, stay...

It was sadness that

I report to you tonight

that this zombie epidemic

has not been contained.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the human race has had its day.

Now, we are living

in Zombieworld.

As researchers desperately

scour their expansive heads

trying to find clues as to

what may have caused

the zombie apocalypse...

...some are turning to the past.

We take you now, to the place

where the first clash

between the living and

the dead occurred,

more than 2000 years ago.

Yes, indeed.

Zombies didn't stand

a chance against him.

May he be with us now

in our darkest hour.

- Right, Bob?

- Amen to that, brother.

Yes, Bob. Are you afraid?

F***ing freaking out man!

Good Bob, good.

Keep rolling, Bob.

At all cost, keep rolling.

Mother f***ing zombies.

Ladies and gentlemen,

stay tuned to KPRS

for minute by minute reports

and updates

on how to survive

in Zombieworld.

And now, a public safety

announcement.

Have people

around you began to change?

Do they seem strange?

Produce strange sounds?

Oh, and want to eat your brain?

Welcome to Zombieworld.

How to survive

a zombie apocalypse.

This can save your life.

The most important thing

is not to panic.

You are gonna have to kill

some zombies.

So, let's get to it.

Thoroughly study the situation.

Then, arm yourself.

The zombies are pretty slow

and unintelligent beings.

But for some strange reason,

in many cases,

they catch their victims.

So be extremely careful.

How to identify zombies,

you ask?

Usually,

they are stumbling around

holding a piece of limb.

They are missing parts

of their head,

have sunken eyes, and

produce a sound like this...

You can kill them

by destroying their brain

or blowing a hole in their head.

If you use a gun,

it is better to wait

until they get a little closer,

to make sure that

you will hit the target.

But don't get too close.

Shoot them in the head!

And, as always,

watch your surroundings,

because zombies travel in packs.

If you notice that

zombies emerge

from several directions

the safest thing to do

is to find a safe place

to assess the situation.

After assessing their number,

quickly and thoroughly

eliminate the threat.

And one more thing:

This requires serious music.

If the city is overrun with

zombies,

there's a good chance

that the government

will order the sterilization

of that city.

See what I mean?

Good evening, I'm Marvin Gloatt

and this is KPRS.

The only station

you will ever need.

The only station you've got.

We are reporting on day nine

of the zombie apocalypse.

And we won't stop.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we are receiving reports

that the freeways are jammed

with people trying to

leave town.

This is a bad,

I repeat, a bad idea.

As I've already

exclusively reported

in my exclusive reports,

this appears to be a

global epidemic,

and not contained

only to a few cities in the

United States of America.

Please, remain indoors until

the situation is contained.

Please keep doors and

windows bolted

until instructed otherwise.

- KPRS will continue...

- Oh, my God, no!

- Marvin, he got in. Marvin!

- Damn it!

I want to stay here. He is

here, I got him. No, no!

No, oh again!

Oh no, Marvin!

Marvin, I got him!

I'm done with him!

I'm done with him! See!

See!

Marvin...

Marvin, are you okay?

I got it.

Marvin! Oh my God, Marvin!

Keep rolling, Bob!

- Rolling.

- Don't leave me, Bob.

I'm with you until the end,

brother.

I've got an axe, Bob.

I've got a very big axe!

You got them, Marvin!

We take you now to Ireland,

where zombie attacks

are being reported

on that Emerald Isle.

Steve?

I'm back from shopping.

You won't believe the trouble.

Oh.

Craig from down the road...

he's dead.

So, I guess that's it.

We're the last two alive.

They left the door open.

Jesus, Steve, what happened?

Well, obviously...

Oh Christ, believe me,

I don't want to be alone.

I'm alone aren't I?

There are no zombies

in the flat.

Oh great!

I'm all alone.

I'm all alone.

It's like last summer

when you all went to Majorca,

and I couldn't afford to

so I had to stay home.

I had all these things planned.

Things I wanted to tell you.

I was going to start

with all the...

all the bad stuff,

just get it out of the way,

get it off my chest.

There was a time...

...atUniversity,

just before we met...

Do you remember when we met?

Standing in the dinner queue,

we were the only

two English people there.

And then we ended up

going to that meet and greet,

only to find it was a bunch of

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