Zombiology: Enjoy Yourself Tonight

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Run!

Monster!

Help! Run away!

There's a monster!

What is that?

What in the world is that?!

Where are you, Double Dragons?!

Come save us!

Double Dragons,

we're waiting for you to save us!

When monsters appear in our world.

Two heroes

put their lives on the line to protect us all

and destroy one vile monster after another.

As long as their hearts are free of fear,

they will shout their names

an enormous force will enter in their bodies

transform them into invincible

and all-powerful superheroes.

They're known as

the "Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth."

Earth Dragon Guillotine!

Heaven Dragon Blades!

This chicken monster

is the greatest foe we've ever encountered.

let's fight!

The monster is so huge...

Face no fear, Heaven Dragon,

or you won't be able to transform.

Who are we?!

Earth Dragon!

Heaven Dragon!

Transform!

Transform!

How could this be?

Heaven Dragon, what's going on?

I can't transform!

What?!

Lone Ngau

was no different from other kids.

He always imagines himself

to be superhero in manga.

Wherever hero exists,

there's always monsters.

And Lone is about to encounter

his monster today.

His father, Wing Ngau

has been released from prison.

Broketooth Bill!

If you call yourself a man,

get your ass out here!

You bastard!

I treated you like my brother,

but you cheated me like a chump!

You owe me

and you're gonna pay back now!

If you don't,

I'll chop up your family!

You bastard!

Open the freaking door!

I'm his mother.

Bill...

was chopped to death two years ago.

I don't believe you!

You got lucky!

I don't know what I've done to deserve this.

No mother...

should endure the pain of burying her son.

Madam...

It's been over a decade

since I've seen my own son.

You poor man...

This is all I've got.

Take it.

Madam...

take care of yourself.

Now that I can't get my revenge,

I have to go repay a debt.

After all these years...

studying abroad really changed her.

That's awesome.

Awesome

What you think of her comparing to Shuen?

They're completely different styles.

She uses a stick and Shuen uses Taekwondo.

What if they both use sticks?

Won't know without a real fight.

I'd like to challenge her too...

Yit!

Auntie.

How many times have I told you that

girls can't perform the role Wu Song?

I'm just exercising.

I can't perform on stage anyway,

not even practise?

It's my duty to keep you in check.

Rules cannot be offended.

Our family troupe

was supposed to go to your father.

If he hadn't...

It was an accident, wasn't it?

Stop shutting yourself in here

after all these years.

Please?

Why are you people here again?

I told you I've already signed the papers!

We're moving out soon.

Not even Lone knows what happened.

1 5 years ago,

to pay for Lone's medical bills,

Wing took the fall for a car accident.

Shan's brother pushed her

out of the way in time,

but he was killed

and Shan was crippled.

Shan has shut herself

in the opera troupe society ever since.

Move out?

Where are you moving to?

I haven't apologized to you.

I haven't repaid my debt to you.

Wait...

Should I apologize before repay my debt?

Or...

should I repay my debt, then apologize?

What do you want?

I'm looking for you.

I mean,

I'm looking for my son.

Shan...

I did this to you...

and I killed your brother.

And yet...

you looked after my son for over ten years.

That's right.

I must repay my debt to you.

- Come on.

- What do you want?!

Chop me.

- Stay away from me!

- Chop me!

Stay away!

Come on!

- Shan!

- Auntie!

- Get away!

- Chop me!

- Auntie!

- Just chop me!

- Please chop me!

- What are you doing?!

Back off. Who the hell are you?

Son!

Who is your son?

Don't you dare to touch Auntie Shan again.

Back off!

Or it's gonna get ugly.

He's the one?

You're her niece?

You're so big now.

That's right.

I ruined your family.

Chop me.

From now on,

we're even.

- I...

- Stop your bullshit. Leave!

I haven't repaid my debt!

Get out!

I haven't repaid my debt!

Go!

I haven't repaid my debt!

Son...

Son!

Even the monster stood in front of him,

he didn't have the guts to fight it.

This superhero

chose to hide.

All these years

without your father by your side.

How did you get by?

He's dead to me.

You guys are getting ready to move out.

I want to document your life.

These are Cantonese opera props?

These are weapons of men.

The truth is...

suppose we plan to make them

according to tradition. But...

After a while,

we thought it is time for a breakthrough.

Take this spear, for example.

It's extendable.

It's perfect for low ceilings on the stage.

This is our newest invention.

The Lethal Dragons!

It's coming soon.

What about that?

How about that panda?

Ugh!

Don't ask about that one.

That was a gift from Lone's dad

before he went to prison.

You hate your dad so much

yet you kept the panda.

You're a conflicted mess

filled with negative energy.

No.

Not at all.

My mom died when I was six

and my dad went to prison when I was a kid.

Why would I be upset?

No way.

I owe a lot to your Auntie Shan

for taking us in

and teaching us how to make props.

What's that you're holding?

Negative energy meter.

It detects your negative energy.

That's awesome.

I majored in supernatural studies.

So I've been researching this for some time.

I'm also a member of S.A.A.S.

What does it do?

S.A.A.S

Special Abnormal Activities Squad.

Like Mulder from X-Files.

That's all you had to say.

Let's talk about your love life.

Do you have a girlfriend?

I don't want to answer that.

I'm telling you,

Shuen is my idol.

I'd like her to kick me...

What are your dreams?

Don't mock me.

My dream is to save the world.

To have the person I love

share my muscles with me.

You know,

I'm a man

who's worked hard on building his muscles.

If those muscles

were only seen in the shower

by myself,

that is pointless.

Are you free tonight?

Cut!

It's cool and breezy up here.

I have a cabin

with a private garden.

When it rains,

I even get a personal pool.

I live here.

But I also want to live in your heart.

Do we work out often?

Lone doesn't work out much.

Every day,

he does only one sit-up,

when he gets out of bed.

What a bum.

Yit.

Promise me.

Don't fall in love with me.

I'm no good for you.

Have you ever seen

a man with a six-pack

having just one girlfriend?

That'll never happen.

I like her.

- You like her?

- Yeah.

We have a saying in Cantonese opera history:

Wearing a broken costume

is better than wearing the wrong one.

There are rules that must not be offended.

This one, for example,

has four flags on its back.

Which is called the "Dai Kow".

Then what's this stuff?

That wand is

an heirloom of the Yip family.

It's the Demon Fighting Wand.

A Demon Fighting Wand.

- Wait, kid!

- Is the staff that powerful?

Put that down!

A Demon Fighting Wand.

Kid!

You can't touch that.

Chan Chi-wah!

Apologize for what you did.

I'm sorry.

Let's shake hands and make peace.

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