Zombiology: Enjoy Yourself Tonight Page #2

Be careful next time.

Accidents happen

when you bump into people like that.

Go. To. Hell.

We're in rush. Let's go.

This isn't the way to go.

You prick!

You should've pummeled him.

Why don't you pummel him?

He's gone. Next time.

Screw you, man.

Lone,

where are you taking that stuff?

We're moving out tomorrow,

so I want to find a storage

for the props we made.

Just throw all these trash away.

Say...

have you found a new place?

Don't worry. I have a six-pack.

I'll definitely have somewhere to live.

Did I ask you?

I'm asking you.

Auntie Shan,

I have only a one-pack,

but I've learned a lot from you.

I've picked up a bit of talent.

If I can't sell my beauty, I'll sell my talent.

Trust me,

I'll take care of you.

I trust you...

to screw up!

- The Gam

- Brothers!

Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth.

Hey

Hey!

See ya.

You guys went from

Academy of Performing Arts to do some...

community performances?

That's nuts! We don't do that anymore.

- See ya.

- Mascot?

No, we don't do that.

See ya.

Miss Yip,

I have an admiration for artists.

But society is changing rapidly.

We have to keep up with the times.

We have to adapt to new environments.

Otherwise, society will leave us behind.

Our company would like to buy this building

and put up a large shopping mall.

That's right. If you sign now,

our company

will offer you a generous bonus gift.

Are you done?

I signed the papers a few days ago.

We're moving out.

These are the bonus gifts.

Please enjoy.

Shut the door.

- Watch out!

- Go away!

Shan.

This is my 4,998 times deliver you food.

You don't have to deliver to me anymore.

Why, Shan?

We're moving out soon.

Moving?

Where to?

It doesn't matter.

No matter where you go,

I'll still deliver to you.

Egg,

I know your food tastes good,

but...

it doesn't fit my taste.

Taste?

What is your taste, then?

I can fit any taste.

Your taste just don't fit me.

Yit, I wrote you a song.

Welcome.

Luck's coming your way.

It's just a strike away.

Yeah!

Guys, we're not here to bowl.

- Go away!

- Step aside!

Sure thing.

Shall I continue, Yit?

Why are you putting these here?

Yeung, I don't know how to answer her.

Isn't this place romantic?

Come to play bowling some time.

I'll teach you.

I can really bowl you over.

Will you act in serious?

What will you do

without the Cantonese Opera Society?

A challenge is great motivation!

A challenge is great motivation!

A challenge is great motivation!

I have to worry about unemployment?

Someone like me..

a man with a six-pack, right?

Did you see that?

It works.

I've possessed in her!

Watch out for cars.

Stop being so immature, OK?

What is that...

Double Dragon stuff of yours?

Sorry?

- Come again?

- Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth.

What is all that Double Dragon stuff about?

It's a vow of life and death between men.

Do you know who we are?

Who?

Earth Dragon!

Earth Dragon!

Earth Dragon!

There's a car, man.

I won't move until it's done.

What receipt?

Back away first. There's a car.

- Get away.

- Earth Dragon!

Move away. The car's coming.

Watch out!

Heaven Dragon!

Stop the car...

Stop the car...

Stop!

Stop!

- Stop!

- Heaven Dragon!

Earth Dragon!

The Double Dragons of Heaven and Earth!

What the hell is wrong with you?!

Die somewhere else!

Maniacs!

I got something in my camera.

It's truely unusual.

I'm uploading the video to the server.

Get it analyzed right away.

Keep in touch.

We should stop.

Stop what?

Double Dragons. We ain't kids anymore.

What are you talking about?

We've had this vow for 1 5 years.

We almost got hit by a car today.

You wouldn't have let me die alone.

...Right?

How can I let you die before me?

You don't have to fix the lock.

We're moving out anyway.

No problem.

I've fixed it before anyway.

Shan.

You won't tell me...

where you're moving to.

And you won't tell me...

what you need me to do for you.

I still have to repay my debt to you somehow.

Don't worry.

I'm a stand-up guy.

I'll just stay here and fix this lock.

If you don't invite me in,

I won't go in.

- Shan.

- Hey, man.

Is that delivery for Shan?

Let me pay.

Put it on my bill.

Shan, want me to kick him out here?

Do you want to do the Double Dragons?

It might make you feel better.

Let's try it, man.

Lone, Yeung.

Liz...

Say hi to Uncle Lone.

She has a son.

- Is he...

- No.

- Could he be...

- No.

- You didn't use a...

- No.

- If you work out the time...

- You shut up.

You two haven't changed one bit.

She is...?

The ex-girlfriend who is indescribable.

You shut up.

Could he be...

No.

I didn't use a...

No.

If you work out the time...

Lone,

we broke up six years ago.

The kid is two years old.

You're off the hook.

Lone is off the hook!

Michael, my boy.

Let's go pick daddy up from work?

SAAS:
"Abnormal activites in progress!

Report for duty!"

I gotta make a call!

Respect comes from others

but embarrassment comes from yourself.

The break-up was ages ago,

but he still had to retain some pride.

Shan.

Eat up and leave.

You still don't believe me.

I really want to repay my debt!

Leave when you're done.

I won't leave!

Not even if you kick me out!

1 5 years ago...

that reckless driving case...

has damaged your leg

and killed your brother!

The truth is...

actually...

I'll never be able to explain the truth!

Don't kick me out!

I just want to repay my debt to you!

Have you had enough?!

I don't want to talk about

how my brother died for me!

All these years...

I've shut myself in here

to punish myself.

I've put myself in prison. Do you get it?!

Why did you come back for?

Why did you have to bring this up again?!

You're out of prison now.

You can take your son back.

What about me?

I ask you where can I go?

Where can I go?!

I don't know what to say.

I just want your heart

to have some comfort.

Shan.

Can we start over...

from today?

I want you to know

that I'm a determined man.

I'm here to repay my debt to you.

Please stop this nonsense, okay?

Shan.

I don't want you to be in your prison anymore.

You don't know where to go?

Come on.

Let me take you out.

I thought he did look a bit like you.

You may be off the hook,

but we still gotta work.

Why are the lights off?

Scared?

We still gotta work even scared.

Let's go.

Come on.

Lower your voice.

I want to give my son a surprise.

Surprise!

Wah?

Son?

What's wrong, son?

Look who's here?

It's Sailor Moon, your favorite!

Hey! What's wrong?

Are you angry?

What's wrong?

Oh, Wah wants to give daddy a kiss?

- What are you doing?

- What's wrong?

- No, Wah!

- Stop, Wah. No!

So sticky at his age.

He's definitely gonna be gay.

You really can't spoil kids.

Very troublesome once you spoiled them.

Has to be justified.

Kid!

You can't do that to your parents.

Pushpin Wah?

A zombie makeup

for your birthday party? Impressive!

You want to prick me again?

I'm not falling for that again.

Are you that dumb?

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