Zombiology: Enjoy Yourself Tonight Page #3

He's really biting!

Forget any justified.

You gotta get physical punishment with them.

- He's crazy.

- You fool.

Again, fatty?

He's biting my flesh...

You should've talked to him!

Did you have to kick so hard?

- Take this.

- Got it.

Cover him!

- Put him down!

- How dare you?!

Sh*t!

Happy birthday!

You biter!

Screw your pushpins!

Screw your handshake!

No problem!

Leave Hong Kong's mission to me!

I'll bring my negative energy meter with me.

Try biting me again!

Can't believe you bit me!

Yit, go!

Put me down!

There are people watching!

Who cares about what they think?

I lost my freedom because I had to go prison.

You're free to go anywhere you want,

but you chose to shut yourself in

like a prisoner.

I don't know what's in that head of yours.

"A leaf drifts away..."

Come on, man. Change the channel.

"Lucky Stars will race tonight again..."

Don't you dare!

"I hope it'll win again."

Turn it louder!

"...we're separated by mountains..."

Remember when I was a kid,

my parents performed in Tai O.

Afterwards, they would buy

those famous egg waffles for me.

I wonder if that egg waffle stand

is still there?

Let's go to find out.

Right now?

Yeah.

I told you,

your wish is my command.

The pier is not on this side.

I'll go to ask for directions.

Well?

How did it go?

We'd better leave them alone.

They're having fun.

Let's go.

Having fun?

Doing what?

Yeung!

No one follows, we're clear!

One, two

Crap! Me again?!

It's real. That hurts.

Then we're screwed.

I kicked him way too hard.

Why? You scared?

- I am.

- Then take your clothes off.

What for?

So nobody would recognize us.

You're right.

Sh*t!

I've thought about it.

Physical punishment isn't a good thing at all.

I told you.

You have to reason with kids.

You brute!

We've got trouble. Look at this!

Happy birthday!

You biter!

I didn't do it.

- What are you doing?

- I didn't do it!

The same old song.

Every time he's in trouble,

he just says he didn't do it.

What are you taking that?

There's evidence on it!

I'm against physical punishment!

Interested in buying a flat, miss?

It's a steal!

- Let me show you the flat!

- I'll take you!

- This way.

- Okay!

Hurry!

Hey, watch out!

Miss, are you OK?

I call Lone for directions.

It's Auntie Shan.

Auntie Shan, where are you?

It's dangerous out there!

- We lost in Sai Wan.

- We?

Where the hell did you go with that guy?

What is this place?

Sai Wan?

Find a place to hide and keep safe.

This is...

- Hello?

- Hello?

The signal's gone dead.

They got lost.

How are we supposed to search all of Sai Wan?

I think I know where to go.

How do we get there?

He's been bitten, too.

Hop on.

One, two?

Okay, three, two?

Well?

It hurts.

We're in trouble.

First, it was Pushpin Wah,

then the teacher,

now the driver.

I think zombies have overrun Hong Kong Island.

No freaking way!

I think it's up to the Double Dragons

to save the world.

I'm ready.

Okay.

This is our chance!

Hurry!

Yeung!

Step on it...

Hurry up...

Hurry...

He's catching up. This is crazy!

Step on it, Yeung!

I'm trying!

Stop...

Take me!

Get on quick!

- Hurry!

- Thanks!

Move it!

Climb on!

Hey, behind you!

Go!

Sorry...

This is insane!

There's so many of them!

Will he really come here?

We used to live nearby.

Lone liked to sneak out to play

when he was young,

but he could never find his way home.

So we made a promise.

If he got lost, we would meet here.

I hear someone coming!

You're really here!

I can't believe

you still remember this place, son.

Auntie Shan,

the streets are overrun with zombies.

It's dangerous out there.

Zombies? What zombies?

Zombies...

that's what they call the living dead.

It's hard to explain.

Just believe me and watch your back.

Believe you?

No way.

I believe him.

You believe all that?

I do.

Never mind,

let's just get outta here first.

What the hell is that?!

Run!

- Help!

- Wait, don't leave me alone!

- Help Auntie Shan upstairs.

- Okay!

- Be careful.

- Lone.

We're clear. Shut it!

Let us in!

- What do you want?

- We were surrounded.

Those real estate agents are terrifying!

We said we weren't interested,

but they kept chasing us!

Some of them even bit people!

Were you two been bitten?

No.

- What do we do?

- You decide.

Open the gate.

- Thank you!

- Thank you!

Move it!

Buy this flat...

Impressive location...

Buy this one...

I ain't buying jack.

Real estate agents

are crazier than zombies these days!

It's just a job, man.

Why did those agents have be so crazy?

What kind of job?

We saw with our own eyes,

people getting bitten and turned into zombies.

Crap! The lock's broken.

I already fixed it.

So what?

Wait, we seal the door and the windows quickly

or we're screwed

when they make their way up here.

Sealing doors and windows

is the perfect job for a handyman like me!

Stop talking and get to it, then!

Got it!

Does that work?

Crap.

Lone,

there's no signal on my phone

and I can't find Yit.

What do we do?

She said she has something to do

and asked us to take the camera back first.

What do we do if something happens bad to her?

Don't worry, Auntie Shan.

We now go and look for her right now.

It's a mess out there!

Don't worry. We'll bring weapons.

Stay safe.

We will, Uncle Wing.

You shut up!

Be careful, son!

We will, Uncle Wing!

I said you shut up!

What's "shut up"?

It means stop talking!

Here we go!

The gate are opened

and the first one out

is the favorite Lucky Stars!

Why are the horse races still going on

like nothing's happened?

The horses racing will always keep going.

Supreme Powers has come from behind

like a crazed beast!

It's passing every horse

and hitting everything!

Why is the picture gone?

Who are you?

You can't just break into the studio!

They ain't human!

Run...

Who are we?!

Earth Dragon!

Here's our chance, Lone.

We're killing zombies tonight!

The Lethal Dragons!

What would you do if I turn into a zombie?

I'll cut off your head.

What the hell? I'm your bro, man.

So what?

You're not my girlfriend.

What if I am your girlfriend?

Right, you don't have a girlfriend.

What about Liz?

That was six years ago.

She ain't your girlfriend.

Well, you two were together

so I guess she's your girlfriend.

What about Yit?

She's my girlfriend.

Yit is your girlfriend?

Yeah, she's your girlfriend.

Something's up.

So?

That wasn't a zombie, right?

If it isn't a zombie, it must be a ghost.

Why the hell would a bride sit there?

What then?

Are we getting off?

Sure.

What, you scared?

Let's move!

Miss?

Miss?

Miss, are you okay?

- Shuen!

- That's her.

Come on. One, two?

Forget it.

It's really her.

You don't believe it?

Trying squeezing hers.

I do

I do...

- Shush!

- Quiet!

- Shut up!

- We'll slice you!

Shut up!

Quiet!

- Let's go!

- Nah.

Let's do a test run.

Battery's dead!

I got it.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Move it!

What's that you're holding?

Negative energy meter.

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