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Yeah.

Bye.

Nice seeing you again.

Emma?

So these are sorta what

you're looking for?

We can totally do this.

After surgery, you will

look exactly like this.

You looking at Serrano?

Had that done years ago.

Won my first rhino with that.

Rhino?

2005 Rhinoplasty awards.

I had it sculpted nice and

big just to remind myself

of my humble beginnings.

Anyway, back to you.

Come on.

Let's have a look at these

little guys over here.

So, if you wanna look like

one of your drawings,

I would go with this one.

Right here.

How much?

Wow.

- That's a lot of money.

- Mhm.

I've been saving up

to buy a condo.

Well just remember, you

can't show off your condo

at the beach.

Hey, guys.

Carl Stromway here.

I just wanna introduce a

special tool that'll help

all of you who wanna show

off that sexy body at the

beach this summer.

It's the premium Carl

Stromway dumbbell.

Here we go. We're gonna

start with a shrug.

And then we're gonna

do the zombie.

And then you're gonna do a curl.

There we go...

Hey, baby.

Hey.

I got us something for dinner.

Oh, awesome.

Who was that?

Um, remember that book

publisher from the aquarium?

He read a couple of

chapters from my book.

He really likes them.

And he wants to read

the whole thing.

But there is no book.

I know, but I can write it.

Can you even spell

one word in English?

Oh, come on, Michelle.

Come on.

Michelle, come on.

Look at me, look at me.

This guy, he's a dangling

a carrot in front of that

cute little Brazilian

nose of yours.

I mean, come on, look at you!

You're not a writer.

You're a model.

You're an a**hole.

- I'm an a**hole?

- Yeah!

Look at everything I do for you.

You got photoshoots

all next week.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Michelle, you are so naive!

This guy just wants a piece of

your ass like everybody else.

Hi.

Don't worry.

No problem.

- You know where I landed?

- Hm.

- In the racetrack.

- Hm!

Yeah, on top of a horse.

And you know, the

worst part of it?

I won.

You won the race?

Yeah, and it ended with

the horse and I won.

What's up?

Right there.

What's his name?

No, I've never heard of him.

No, I don't need a

reference, but I...

You know, I'm not paying

$300 for a dog groomer.

I think that's a little steep.

Alright.

Bye.

Oh god.

Oh god.

Oh god.

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe.

That's why I need another week.

So I can work on

the film, you know?

Go to the editing

room, you know?

So I can show you my vision.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

You are nothing.

Hello?

Michelle?

I've been calling you for hours.

Where are you?

Um, writing.

Are you drunk?

Alright, I'm coming

to get you right now.

Where are you?

Why?

You don't think I can write?

I'm coming to get you right now.

Where are you, Michelle?

At um...

Where the f*** is that?

Michelle?

Michelle!

Sexiest sister in town.

Ladies and gentlemen.

Let me introduce you to the

brand new, the unstoppable...

Emma.

Juicy.

E, double m, a, double d.

E, double m, a, double d.

Oh, Sophia.

Oh yeah.

Eddie, my boy, you know that

I love you. And why not?

You're a genius, you sh*t gold,

and Oscars are made of gold.

But this film is different.

It's humane, you know?

It's deep, it's ambiguous.

Mm.

It's about...

You know, it's a poem.

I shot it like a f***ing poem.

It's art, of course.

- It's on another plane.

- Yeah.

It's slow.

The way art is.

Uh... nothing much happens.

Again, that's an art thing.

And don't get me

wrong, I love it.

It touches my soul and I

didn't think I had one.

I'm just worried, not

worried, but concerned and

this is coming from me who's

an insect compared to you.

I'm worried that Marissa

might not really like it.

- What?

- Excuse me.

Are you Edward

Deacon, the director?

Yeah, I'm the author, yeah.

Would you care to walk

us to the bathroom?

You know.

Yes, yes.

Man, don't worry about Marissa.

I know how to handle her.

I mean, that's what I do.

Oh no!

Okay, I've never

done this before.

Wow.

- Can I?

- Yeah!

- Okay.

- Okay.

- Uh!

- Uh!

We're there.

Sensitive to the

temperature in here.

Okay!

Well...

Thank you so much for that.

The new breasts are um...

They're really something.

It's uh...

It's a bit weird.

It's me that feels

a little like...

Like I'm making love

to one of the dolls.

Um...

Which you know, people do that.

Lots of people do that.

It's good business is booming.

So...

You know, go team.

- Let's get back to it.

- Okay.

- Hey! What are you looking at?

- What?

I don't know what

you're talking about?

Check this beauty out.

Baby, baby, baby.

I'm in love with the twins.

Hm.

Mhm.

- Mm.

- Uh...

Hm.

They're too big.

What do you mean

they're too big?

Uh... they're too

big for my body.

They're exactly the size you

requested and they look great.

Do you remember this?

Yeah, but...

You chose these and they

look really great, really.

I don't think they do.

You know what you need?

Some perspective.

Candy, would you

come in here please?

It's very hard to accurately

assess your own body.

You need just an

objective opinion.

Yes?

What do you think

of her breasts?

I think they're great.

See?

They are great.

I don't want them anymore.

I think I made a

terrible mistake.

Really what you need is

just to live with these

breasts for a little while.

It's like getting a new sofa.

For a couple of weeks,

it's all about the sofa.

It's all you can see. You

think it looks ridiculous.

And then one day, someone comes

up and says, I love that sofa.

So f***ing hot.

Next thing you know, you're

showing everyone your sofa.

You're getting laid constantly.

I don't want these on my body.

- Let me raise the nipples.

- What?

Nipple placement.

It's everything.

Right now they're not

where you expect them.

It's disorientating.

Went through the same

thing with my own...

These f***ing

breasts are too big!

We can take them down a cup.

I want my old ones back.

No, you don't want that.

Yes, I do.

They were tiny.

Oh!

You're an a**hole.

I want these implants removed.

Okay.

But I have to warn you.

The procedure involves the

same amount of time and

work so it actually costs

the same to remove that it

does to implant.

I don't have money left.

Oh, I'm sorry.

There's nothing I

can do about that.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Why do you have to be so big?

You think you're so perfect.

Well take this.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, oh my god.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no!

Oh! Oh!

I love you, it's me.

Ah, ah, ah!

I mean, there's no

explanation, right?

There's no explanation, I mean.

It just went miniature

just like that.

Without even warning.

I should just kill

myself really.

- Should I?

- I'm sorry.

I can't perform miracles.

And the winning numbers are...

05...

09...

10...

19...

25...

43...

I won!

I won!

So tell me, Emma.

What seems to be the problem?

Well...

The thing is, doctor.

You gotta be kidding me?

Hey, what's up?

Have a good one.

This sh*t is worth

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