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a lot of money.

We could split it

and I could do my...

It's missing!

It's not here!

This is my last one.

Doing my show now.

Okay, I'm at the

mailbox right now.

It's not there.

You know how bad this looks?

Yeah, I got a piece,

but I really don't wanna

have to kill nobody today.

- F***!

- Nevermind, I just found it.

Okay, I'm gonna call you back.

So that's what... three.

Three?

That's it, that's all you have?

I don't know that many

people who do coke.

They don't need

to be coke heads.

They just need to be open minded

people who like to party.

Most of my friends

are depressed loners.

I'm sorry.

Sorry. F*** me.

We need to find a real

drug dealer and sell

this stuff to him.

And how are we gonna

find a real dealer?

How the hell would I know?

How the hell would I know?

I know a guy.

When'd you get that?

Oh, that?

I've had it for years.

- I never noticed it.

- Huh.

Where'd you get it done?

Uh, I got it done the first

time I went to prison.

What?

When did you...

You never...

I have more.

What?

When did you? What?

Prison?

Don't you worry

about a thing, okay?

The point is I know the business

and the business knows me.

The business knows you?

Yeah, I got a guy in buffalo.

Buffalo?

He mainly deals Meth and

PCP, but he owes me.

And what did you do?

Don't ask.

Hey.

Didn't the mustache

freak drive in from...

Buffalo.

- Yeah.

- Perfect.

A gift from god.

But isn't it dangerous to cross

the border with that stuff?

Listen, if you really wanna deal

with these two problems...

Where there's a

will, there's a way.

Hello?

Hi.

Yeah, it's me, Eddie.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry about last time.

I was tired, you know,

it was a long day.

Ah!

No, I'm just kidding.

Come on.

Welcome.

Can we turn off the light?

Do you grow after?

Mhm.

To this left?

- The other.

- No.

- No, no.

- Mm.

May I help you?

Um...

- Can I help you?

- Yes, please.

Maybe.

I mean...

Only if you want...

No.

To the right.

Let's just begin again, okay?

Hold on one second, hold on.

I've got a plan.

Just a little, just a...

No, no.

Okay, okay, now we're...

Is it happening?

You know what?

Um...

You know, we can

always sleep, you know?

Yeah, yeah, I think so.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

- Goodnight.

- Yeah, you guys are tired?

I'm really tired.

- Ah, me too.

- Really tired.

I'm sorry.

- Okay.

- I'm...

I'm really sorry.

Hey, we can always be friends.

- You know?

- Yeah.

Sometimes friendship is more

valuable than you know.

Shh!

Let us sculpt

in hopeless silence.

All our dreams of speaking.

Bear in mind, it's

still a very rough cut.

Is there another reel?

Another reel?

Yeah because that's

not an ending, right?

It stopped.

Oh, that's the ending.

Jumping off a cliff

is not an ending.

It is the ending.

That's the ending.

She jumps out of the cliff.

You know, escaping from this

oppression of appearances.

I mean...

Or maybe not!

You know, the audience is

left a little bit suspended.

Yeah, it's the kind

of ending, it's...

What's the word for it?

Sh*t.

- It's a sh*t ending.

- It's bullshit.

To be specific.

And what's with the couple

having sex on the beach?

The couple is her parents.

She's watching her parents

in her mind conceiving her.

Her parents are having

sex in her mind?

No, come on. Open yourself

to the film, okay?

I mean, just give

yourself a little bit.

You know, give it

a chance, I mean.

The intention was never to a

Hollywood blockbuster at all.

Yeah, I think I noticed that.

I mean... if this is the

first release, for me,

as head of the studio,

this is gonna be my last.

Well now. You know,

it's not all bad.

- There's lots of...

- It's exotic, right?

There's lesbians.

That's always hot and uh...

Oh god.

It's just limp.

It's a little flaccid.

Just a big

disappointment from you!

I wanna see the balls

of Eddie Deacon!

Of course you do.

Show her your balls.

I'm gonna need to be persuaded.

Yes, alright!

Persuade her.

Persuade her!

Do you want me to

leave the room?

No.

What do you mean, no?

No, no.

I can't right now.

No.

Why not?

I got my reasons, okay?

And if I say no, I just

want you to respect that.

Okay.

I'll shelve it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What he's saying is...

He's being a coy.

He's got lots of ideas,

big ballsy ideas,

and he wanted to surprise

you with them.

Right, Eddie? Come on,

give her a hint.

Tell her about that ending we

were talking about it, you know?

The reshoot in Brazil with the

explosion, the guy running.

It's really so big,

I can't remember.

It's confused in my head,

but you remember.

You tell her.

You're so good with words.

It gave me the shivers,

it was so ballsy.

Eddie, is this true?

I mean, we can always

shoot something, yeah.

Okay!

Good. That's excellent.

Horowitz, make it happen.

Please, okay?

And you, you big tease.

I always knew you had

something up your sleeve.

Alright, guys!

I can't wait to see

what you guys do.

Lots of kick ass sh*t!

Hot sh*t, lesbian sh*t.

Mhm. No lesbians.

Niche demo.

The lesbians are gone.

They're gone.

What the f*** was that?

Come on!

No.

That's the one.

It's gonna be delivered tomorrow

to that guy in buffalo.

Alright.

Perfect.

Say hello to our mule.

Lay her gently.

Okay.

Alright.

What do you wanna do?

What do you mean?

You know, which orifice

do you wanna stuff?

You got your choice of three.

What? I don't care.

I'll do this one.

Okay, and I'll do this one.

Why do I wanna

just dive right in?

Maybe I should buy

her dinner first.

Maybe we should focus.

Tight squeeze.

Got room for one more?

Not down here.

Maybe in the mouth if

I tilt the head back?

Well...

- Let's see.

- There we go.

Baby, you're so big.

That's it.

She's stuffed.

Are you at all

turned on right now?

What?

No.

No, I don't know.

Um...

Maybe it's because we're

doing something bad.

Right.

Just give me a hand, okay?

Wait, watch your step.

- Oh!

- Okay.

- Got it?

- Yup.

Alright, I'll put her

on the truck tomorrow.

Just another regular delivery.

You see?

I told you I had

it under control.

What's the matter with you?

We'll just go down there,

set up the camera, shoot

some explosions, you know?

Like the end of j-force.

This film has nothing

to do with j-force.

I got it, it's art, but excuse

me for stating the obvious.

If you're gonna jam art

up the studio's ass,

you gotta lube it up a little.

Why do I have to tell you this?

Why are you not handling this

situation in your usual fashion?

Because I can't, okay?

- I can't.

- Why not?

It's my penis.

- Go on.

- My penis is very small.

It went smell.

It was huge before

and now it's small.

It disappeared almost.

Right.

That's a problem.

Oh, come on. It happens

to everyone eventually.

I mean, not me, I'm hung

like a horse, but look

we're going to Brazil.

They have hundreds of

ways of dealing with

these kind of problems.

I don't even wanna

think about it.

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