Zuijia Paidang (Aces Go Places 1) Page #2

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married couple.

What? Him as my husband?

With his looks, I'd rather have a gorilla.

Looking for trouble, b*tch! Are the

hotel rooms booked yet?

Sure thing!

Get her a room next to mine

with an adjoining door.

Wishful thinking!

You're not scared of him, are you?

I just don't like hotels.

We'll stay at my place.

Your place?

Are you chicken?

Why should I be?

Don't think of me as a woman.

They all treat me like a man downtown.

Don't you ever forget, we are only

pretending to be married.

Oh, come on, I've seen it all before.

According to Squealie...

... the diamond job was done by him, King Kong,

also known as Superman.

He has a partner Gigolo Joe...

... who's always surrounded by women.

He's tattooed with all of their phone numbers.

After the job, they both disappeared.

King Kong lives on the 5th floor.

King Kong. Joe here.

Use the code!

Oh, sorry! Minnie Mouse

calling Mickey, over.

Mickey here. Go ahead.

I've hidden the diamonds...

The code! The code!

Oh sorry. I've hidden the peanuts...

Don't tell me. I talk in my sleep.

I know that, but I have to tell you.

Why?

Because I just did it with

Mad Max's sister.

You must be crazy!

Max will come after you.

I know. That's why I have to tell you.

OK... where?

Oh, no! I can't tell you where.

Bugs, remember?

How will I know where to go then?

That's true. I'll whisper.

I can't hear you.

Seventh Heaven. Got that?

Better get to Seventh Heaven quickly.

Give the peanuts to him, quick!

No, it's diamonds.

It's him!

It's White Glove! Get him.

King Kong.

Oh, no! It's her!

Stay right there!

Not that one, the other one!

You want me dead?

Better take some driving lessons first.

You bastard.

Bye-bye, Baldy!

Don't you dare drive off...

I'll catch you!

Hold it right there. White Glove!

Stop, Police!

Hi! Hey!

Bye-bye!

Stop!

A table for how many?

I'll help myself, thank you.

I'm over here!

The diamonds, no, I mean, the peanuts...

are very well hidden.

I've tattooed the clue

on 2 different women.

Go on, don't be so nervous.

You know how it is in the movies.

The informer usually gets killed

before he can finish talking.

I'm not worried, the one listening

always lives.

Spit it out.

The diamonds...

Yes?

Can't you see I've been shot?

It's only the champagne! Get on with it.

Let's go to the washroom.

Alright, you can talk now.

Hurry.

I hid the diamonds...

... I mean, the peanuts, in Kowloon.

Wait, hush.

Why?

I'm deaf, I can't hear anything.

He's a mute, he didn't say anything.

What?

Mad Max!

I'm a dead man now.

Let's get out through the back.

In here.

Go on, nobody is in here.

The peanuts... wait... isn't this lift

kind of small?

Watch it to your right.

Excuse us.

It's OK they don't speak Chinese.

How can you be so sure!

Right!

I know, we'll speak in code.

Use Planguage and mumbo jumbo.

What's that?!

Repeat each syllable and add a 'P' first.

Get on with it then!

The (per) pea (pee) nuts (puts) are (par)

in (pin) Kow (pow) loon (poon)

What did you say?

The peanuts are in Kowloon.

Ex (pix) cuse (puse) me (pe)

Excuse me.

Even a kid can do it.

There's nobody in the lift now.

Hang on.

In there.

I'm up here, I'm scared like hell.

But remember 'Rose'!

What rose?! Forget it, are you OK?

Can't you see for yourself?!

I'm sorry for all the things I did!

You didn't do anything!

You won't find the peanuts now.

That's alright.

Remember, no matter what,

we're an ace partnership.

Forever and ever!

I've caught White Glove.

That's not him.

White Glove is blonde and blue-eyed.

I'll bet you anything he did

the diamond job.

- He doesn't look like he's capable of that.

- No?

I know. Let me check him out.

How?

With the latest in I.Q. testing.

But you have to work with me.

Please sit down.

Leave that. Take a seat.

I won't say a word before my lawyer arrives.

Let's try an I.Q. test.

After my lawyer has arrived.

Do you know who I am?

Nope.

I'm Kodojak, the famous

No. 1 Chinese inspector in the U.S.!

You must have heard of me before!

Oh sure!

Let's cooperate.

Once my lawyer arrives.

Bastard!

Give me your hand.

You asked for it.

I haven't even started yet.

Easy does it.

Give it to me!

You hear!

Let's try the I.Q. test instead.

This is to test reflexes.

Whoever hits the other's hand

is the winner.

Who goes first?

Me, of course!

Where?

My turn.

Can we stop now?

Put your hand out.

Make up your mind. Which one?

This one.

You're sure it's this one?

Yeah!

There's my lawyer!

My turn now.

Bastard!

Where's my gun?

Here.

This isn't mine?!

Yours is over there.

What's wrong with you?

I know another game.

What if you lose again?

I'll set you free.

Come on.

Grab your ear with your right hand

and turn around your finger five times.

Then go forward to pick up the card.

If you lose, you'll have to work with me.

No problem.

Show me how it's done.

It's really simple.

Make one turn, slow and lazy.

Make two turns, simply daisy.

Make three turns, slightly pacy.

Make four turns, getting hazy.

Make five turns, going crazy. See?

I got it, let's go.

OK..

To which side do we start?

You're so dumb! Just turn with me.

Bit slow, isn't it?

I can go faster. Watch this!

That's fast. I'll never be able to make it.

Oh, sure you can. It's my third,

fourth and fifth.

I see. Let's start.

Come on.

Make one turn, slow and lazy.

Make two turns, simply daisy.

Make three turns, slightly pacy.

Make four turns, getting hazy.

Make five turns, going crazy...

Tough luck.

Bye-bye.

I used to do this all the time!

He's gone.

What are you up to?

Just taking a breather.

I'm White Glove. I've come to kill you.

You'll have to wait.

Why?

Because somebody is at the door.

Spare me.

Come on!

Wait right here, I'll send my guys after you.

Your guys?

That's him.

He has locked himself in.

Proceed to step two.

Yes, Sir!

Police?

Someone is trying to break into my flat.

Wrong number. This is White Glove.

I have sent you a gift.

Go take a look at the door.

What is it? Kerosene.

The same way the diamonds were stolen.

Your turn, Laurel.

Don't be afraid, I'm right here.

I can't get it out.

The other way around!

Right!

Oh, no! Look behind you.

You'd be dead if it weren't for me!

Thanks for your help.

How are you gonna pay me back?

Wait till my lawyer arrives.

Get me up first.

I'm investigating the diamonds case.

I didn't do it.

I must have got the wrong person.

I did it. I did it...

Where are the diamonds?

I have no idea.

Don't scare me, I have a weak heart.

I'm telling you the truth.

Where are the diamonds?

My partner had them.

Where is he now? He's dead.

Don't push me too far...

Alright... I'll help you recover

the diamonds.

You also have to find White Glove for me.

But you have to promise me one thing.

What?

Drop the charges against me.

It's a deal.

How can I be sure?

I promise.

Is the bomb ready?

It's ready.

Take it up.

The bugging device?

It's being installed.

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