Zuijia Paidang (Aces Go Places 1) Page #4

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He said to say yes.

Hang on, just a few more seconds.

My turn now.

You have a bigger nose.

It takes me longer.

Hurry.

Here I come.

It feels so good.

Hey, it's my turn now.

Say pretty please.

Pretty please!

Here I come.

Let me come down now.

What's your hurry?

This is really killing me.

I'll die on you. I'm dead!

You weren't dying?!

After you!

If I didn't say that, you wouldn't have

let me down.

My turn now.

No way, I want my full share of air.

You cheat!

Air is free. How can I cheat?!

You, Baldy, it was all your idea!

So, it was your idea.

Yeah. Get him and jab one for me too.

Hey, we had a deal!

Fatso, it was actually his idea.

Did you hear him? Calling you Fatso, oh!

It's better than you calling him Pimpy.

What?

Now look what you got us into.

Don't worry. There are no trains

running here.

No trains?!

Yeah, but we have other things that

will do fine.

We needn't be in hospital at all really.

And you even asked for this fancy room.

Can't you keep quiet for even one minute?

Just call me if you need anything.

You bet... I won't.

There are 3 of us here, you know.

I've got other work to do.

Wow. I think she fancies me too.

What about yours?

I just haven't bothered!

You sure you can tame her?

Where the hell are those 2 bastards?!

Speak of the devil.

Play along with me.

Those two, going off on their own...

I'm going to get them!

She really is my dreamboat!

She looks tough but she's a real woman

from top to toe.

Can't you see the gentle side of her?

To tell you the truth,

I'm crazy about her.

She is everything a man can hope for.

She's always so poised.

Never says a harsh word to me.

A real lady.

She always sits so demurely.

She's so sweet and gentle.

Albert!

When did you come in?

Only just now. I wanted to tell you...

Go on!

Tomorrow is my birthday.

I've got you now. I win.

What are you doing in here again?

I forgot my jacket.

Sis?

What did you do to my sister?

I think you'd better get her an analyst.

Hello. It's for Superintendent Ho.

It's for your sis!

Even I heard, from outside.

Squealie speaking.

Squealie, where the hell have you been?

I told you to check out Mad Max, you Jerk.

She'll never change.

Oh, yes. She will, after I'm

through with her.

What?

Mad Max wants to get Baldy?!

You tell him if he so much as touches

a hair on Baldy's head, I'll get him.

Mad Max says he's going to kill you.

So?! We're busy right now.

The toilet isn't flushing.

It's fixed.

It's again not working.

OK.. Boss.

The remote control.

Bye-bye, Baldy!

May the Lord be with you.

Hey, no hanky panky with my sister.

Watch your own hanky panky here.

It's her birthday tonight.

I'll leave you two to it.

And you?

I thought you wanted to be with her.

The truth, please.

I've got a date.

Forgot to pay the electricity bill?

Don't you notice anything different

about me?

Looks like you're dressed to check out

Time Square.

Put your leg down, gets the sofa dirty.

It's my birthday today.

So what else is new?

Why don't you open the champagne first?

Did you make this?

With my own fair hands.

Your first attempt?

Tastes like it!

- Your birthday, huh?

- Right.

How old are you?

Just 30.

Nice age to be...

... for a man. A bit old for a girl though,

to be still single.

What happened?

Mr. Right just hasn't came along yet.

I can see why.

Can you hear that ticking?

There it is tick, tick.

Hush. Tick, tick, tick. It's a bomb!

Get down.

How come I can still hear it?

Oh, it's my old watch.

You're doing this on purpose!

Temper, temper.

You didn't have to come here.

I only came because you asked me to.

You think I wanted to come back.

Where're you off to now?

To grab some McDonald's.

A simple yes or no...

No!!!

Could have asked nicely...

Come on then.

Where are you?

Don't be shy. Make coffee.

I've found the other girl.

She's a ballet dancer.

She's got a performance this evening,

and is leaving for Japan tomorrow.

We have to move tonight.

If we two are together,

I'm the boss, got it?

We move tonight!

Get a move on, you guys!

What are you doing here?

We're...

... fans.

Can't you read? No admittance!

You there, you're on next.

What's this swan doing here?

She's an understudy.

So she should be standing by.

Hurry.

You're in the wrong costume.

You two again!

Come on, after them!

Here, this way.

Watch it!

Are they here?

Around here.

It's our turn! Quick!

You could have let us known about this,

even though you're the best director!

They just barged in!

Hey, right here!

Carry him backstage, quick!

Let me go.

That's the one!

Here I come.

OK!

Mama.

Not that one. It's the another one!

Sorry!

This one?

- That her?

- Papa!

Oh, no! What's going on?!

Fantastic! Great!

They like it! They like it!

Off the stage now.

Go back on, they like you!

Go on!

- Shall we?

- Go, go, go.

OK.. OK.

Come back, Nancy!

Down there!

Curtain call, quick!

Bring the curtain down.

Great!

That's the light bridge, idiot!

Sorry!

Fantastic!

Thank you!

What do you want?

Don't dilly dally! Get on with it!

Over there!

Don't stare!

Cheers!

According to my analysis,

Joe made these tattoos.

Take away the hearts and

if you read across...

... you'll see that it says.

M A P:

A map.

Right.

Joe also kept saying 'Kowloon'.

So now, let's look at a Kowloon map.

The clue is in P6.

This is P and 6.

It's in the middle of the sea.

Right!

What does the rest stand for?

What?

Your guess is as good as mine.

There's B3!

Right!

Old Joe wasn't so dumb after all.

Bit like it...

The diamonds must be under the buoy.

Naturally.

But I can't swim.

Neither can I.

It's never too late to start learning!

See, you're doing just fine!

You're really something.

I've got it.

After them!

Don't bother. The real ones are here.

Hey, you're really good.

Damn Baldy.

Just in time.

Here are the diamonds. Can I go free now?

Sure thing.

What are you doing here?

I brought you your car.

Don't get in the way!

White Glove won't show up

if he smells the cops.

Just call me, I've got the whole force ready.

Yeah, yeah. Now get a move on.

Run a hot bath for me!

OK..

Albert, you'll catch a cold

if you don't change soon.

Don't kid me. You just want to keep

a check on me.

That should get rid of her.

- Ready.

- Anytime you are.

Hurry.

All set.

Didn't you say you have a trump card?

At the right time. It's either you

or him now.

What about you?

I'll just watch.

There's White Glove, hurry!

I think he's had it now.

Not fair for him. It's us two against him!

OK, Baldy, all yours!

What about you?

You can handle this. It's nothing.

I think you'd better get ready too.

You can call Ho on the walkie talkie now.

Call who? What?

Call Superintendent Ho!

I threw the damn thing away!

Oh!

But you have a trump card.

It's not here!

Oh, no! Let me do the driving!

Don't mess around.

Come on, I'm better.

Watch it. Careful!

Let me.

Don't move!

Stop the car!

Put it in reverse.

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