Zuijia paidang daxian shentong (Aces Go Places II) Page #4

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set up by that gal twice.

Okay, I'll go and get rid of her.

Don't do that. I'll use my charm to go

after her. Make her go crazy about me,

and then break up with her.

It's the worst thing possible

to happen to anybody!

How do you know?

I've been through it many times!

In that case, get on with it!

Ok, now she's crazy about me.

What about yours?

She's crazy about me too!

Where is she now?

Come back to the station.

Tonight I'Il get my revenge.

If you wanna see somebody

suffering from love,

the pain, the tears:

tonight is the night!

If you wanna see somebody

being deserted,

the disappointment, the sorrow:

tonight's the night.

If you wanna see somebody heartbroken,

tonight is the night!

I hope you won't be set up again.

Don't worry, just find me a girl tonight

to be my fiancee.

I just want to make her mad.

She'll feel sorry then.

Where shall I find the girl?

At the Heartbreak Cafe?!

If you play this well,

I'll take you to Hollywood.

Great!

You know, I Iove you very very much!

Coming...

Hurry up!

I'll pay you half first, the rest

when it's over.

Wonderful!

Miss Ho, I'm going to do you a favour.

Baldy is with some girl now,

she's even prettier!

You smut!

Where is he?

He's having a good time at the

Heartbreak Cafe!

Hello...

Let's go!

Wait a minute.

Your make-up is not heavy enough.

I have to tell you something

though I don't want to.

But I've made up my mind

to tell it to you tonight,

Hold on, I've to tell you something too.

What a coincidence! You first.

I'm engaged to someone else.

You don't mean me?

Of course not!

He's sitting right behind you.

Him? What a sight!

Short and fat,

he's no comparison to me!

But he's got...

What?

Weight!

Come over here!

Hi Juju!

Be a gentleman, shake hands with him.

Come on!

You bet I will. Here's might for you!

Oh my hand!

Why did you do that?

Waiter, check please!

Yes sir, are you also paying for

that table?

What has it got to do with me?

Split the bill for this table too.

But she hasn't eaten anything!

Doesn't make any difference,

you still have to charge her.

Yes...

Don't get mad.

Mad? Big deal, I'm used to that!

Losing a girl?

Get it right, you're losing me!

I asked for the check,

that means I don't want you.

So you get it straight!

You're getting too worked up!

Not a bit, I'm perfectly alright.

Then what are you doing to the money?

I didn't do anything.

$89.6 please, thank you!

Take all of that.

Is that enough?

Mad nutcase!

He's not my fiancee, he's only my driver.

Driver!

Driver?

Fattie, it's all over. You can go now.

Mr. Fattie, for you!

I don't deserve this!

Take it and keep your mouth shut.

No problem!

Thank you so much!

Actually, I just wanted to test

your love for me.

Do you really love me?

Sure! You think I like Fattie?

Why don't you fire him?

OK, I'Il do that tomorrow.

I'm sorry for being so narrow minded.

Are you angry?

You're a real gentleman! If I were you,

I wouldn't be able to tolerate it.

What would you do then?

I would have broken up with you,

I just couldn't tolerate it.

Don't worry, I would never

do this to you.

Here comes the action!

What a coincidence! Take a seat please.

The plan has changed.

She's in for it. Poor thing!

Let me do the introductions,

this is King King's...

What are you doing?

This is...

I'm not hungry. I'll eat when

this is all over.

This is...

What are you doing?

Stop that!

I know, you want some action?

This is...

Sir!

It's not fun!

That's enough for me!

I'll be right back!

Why did you hit me?

Sorry, the plan has changed!

You have to say she's your fiancee.

Or else we won't be buddies any more.

Please sit on this side!

She didn't say anything, did she?

Carry on...

Just to help you out, OK,

she's my fiancee.

Say yes!

I'm his fiancee!

I can't believe she's your fiancee.

I swear she's my one and only fiancee.

Never been anyone else!

What about Nancy Ho?

Her? Forget it!

Nancy Ho!

Where's Baldy?

He's inside!

That's why she's not really my fiancee.

She's only one of them.

I've never been serious with her.

Besides, I have her permission

to fool around.

She says a real man has to fool around.

Right, he should fool around!

Fool around...

Getting some action!

Action? That's what I like, a lot of it.

Love is many splendid thing!

You really love her so much?

Very much! I love her with

all my heart...

I love her with all my heart...

Doctor, how's he?

I can't imagine why he used

his nose to have Borscht!

It's all over his lungs now.

Is it serious?

Of course, his heart beat is very weak.

If he doesn't show any

improvement within 24 hours,

Mr. Albert Au will be the first man in history

to have drowned in soup.

Does his wife know he's in

critical condition?

No, Nancy Ho thinks he's been

fooling around.

Say that again!

Nancy Ho is furious about this.

That's strange!

What?

When you say Nancy Ho,

his heart beat quickens!

Let me try again. Nancy Ho, Nancy Ho!

Nancy Ho!

She's coming!

I never want to have Borscht again!

Are you alright?

I'm perfectly alright. I can swim!

How can Albert Au be drowned in soup!

We're late!

How many of you?

We've got a place!

Please!

That guy's also bald,

looks great thought!

Forgive him! OK, that's enough!

Why is he here?

You told me she won't be here.

Stop quarrelling, it's Valentine's Day!

Valentine's Day?

Would you like to order?

Valentine's Dinner for two please.

Hold on, I don't want that!

Since my lover's mean to me,

I want a Don Juan dinner!

That means you want a separate dinner?

Yes, separate... very separate!

You care for soup?

Borscht's out for me!

I'll have that, double with pepper!

Why?

Easier for you to drown in!

If I die, no one will marry you!

You kidding! Lots of guys are

crazy about me?

I was the prettiest girl in school,

and now I'm the prettiest policewoman.

If I don't marry you,

you'll be the prettiest spinster.

What?

Stop quarrelling in public!

It's not my fault.

He thinks he's smart though.

Who would marry him if I didn't?

You don't realize how charming I am!

The girls are crazy about me.

You must be kidding!

You don't believe me?

I'll prove it to you.

Okay!

Try that girl!

No problem, don't underestimate me!

Hi, Miss!

I'm ClD, you're in danger,

but I'll help you out.

Come and dance with me. Hold my hand!

Yes, madam!

What's the matter, madam?

What did the Baldy say to you?

He said he's a ClD and wanna

dance with me.

I'm thinking of ways to get him.

Nonsense.

Is that what your charm's like?

You think it's easy just picking

somebody up!

You try picking someone up,

No problem, let me show you!

I'll get one far better than you.

It's gonna be difficult!

Anyone wanna dance with me?

Oh my God, look at her! Let's go!

Who are you?

Tell him.

I don't know him.

I'm her husband.

Mind you, I'm not in a good mood!

We didn't get married, I'm not his wife.

Got it, Baldy?

She denies it. You better shut up!

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