Zuijia paidang daxian shentong (Aces Go Places II) Page #3

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climb the wall.

Climb the wall!

How now?

What are you doing?

Stand on the wooden plank and

I'll jump down

from the ladder and spring you

over the wall.

That's right!

Hold on, you son of a b*tch,

you kidding me.

You stand on the plank and I'll jump.

Okay, let's do that!

Don't you try to fool me,

I'm not dumb.

I'll fall and hurt myself!

You think I'm a circus clown!

Are you okay?

Okay, go ahead!

It's my turn now!

What shall I do?

Use your brains!

I haven't got any!

Use your feet then!

I'd rather use my feet now!

Yes sir!

Yes sir!

Yes sir!

Excuse me, please!

Help! Get him!

Don't run, stand still!

Hurry up, stop!

What's the matter, sleuth?

I'm done, someone wants to kill me.

How dare he do this in the station?

He's even got a gun!

We should call the police then!

Yes, call the police!

What shall we do now?

What's the matter?

The robber went inside!

Go get him! Who're you waiting for?

The door's locked!

Excuse me!

Don't move!

Kneel down, sir!

Stand up, sir!

Godamnit, she told me to get down.

Why did you pull me up?

You did the robbery with King Kong,

you're doomed.

We're innocent.

You've committed a crime, you're done!

Don't be so hard on me!

But we can bend the law sometimes.

After all, you're my pal.

King Kong is a pal too,

don't be so hard on him either!

Bullshit, we can't make everybody a pal.

If they're all pals,

what would the

Royal Police have to do?

Disarm yourself!

What?

Surrender all that belongs to

the Royal Police,

Actually, I was tipped off that a deal

is going on between Bull and

the American group.

Go get King Kong.

Convince him to be the

undercover for the police

so that we can get them all

and we'Il forget about his crimes!

Did you call?

What's the matter?

Baldy's damn stupid.

I let him go to get a person..

Who?

BB?

King Kong!

What happened?

I was stuck in a traffic jam!

You're really late!

Sit down and have a drink!

Here's the jerk, waste him now.

Look!

Are you in trouble, pal?

Thanks.

Hard luck.

It happens to the best of us.

Sure am!

Fear not for I'm here.

Who are you?

I'm F.B.I.!

F.B.I.?

You know, 'The Man From UNCLE',

'The Avengers'...

I've been waiting for them, they're done!

In three minutes, you'Il hear

bi boo, bi boo...

What's that?

A police siren!

I'm going to get them all today!

That means I don't have to

worry about anything!

They should be worried, not you!

You told me to rob the bank,

then the jewellers.

Now you're done, we've been

waiting for you!

My plan has been set in motion.

In three minutes' time,

you'Il hear bi boo, bi boo...

What's that?

A police siren!

You scared? Hands up and

stand against the wall!

Hard luck for you.

Kiddo, it's a lesson for you.

Don't ever underestimate your enemy.

Where's the F.B.I.?

My friend?

He's over there!

I'm F.B.I., I kill the baddies.

Why are you arresting me?

But not to fear, I'll get away

in three minutes.

Don't forget, we are old friends!

Sir, you wanna arrest him?

Just take him in. Let's go!

Listen!

You've nowhere to go,

why don't you work with us?

Love to. But I've already

quit the business!

Actually I didn't want to get you,

but they've sent a real tough guy.

Who?

Black Gloves!

What do you think?

I don't mind, but I've to check

with my partner.

Go ahead!

He's not here!

That's him coming in, isn't it?

Go and rescue him!

Okay!

Your boss wants to see you.

You drive my car? Stop!

Baldy, get in!

Wonderful!

You son of a b*tch, how did you

get your driver's licence?

I bought it.

I'll put it into reverse,

you step on the gas.

What is that?

Shift stick.

Come on, let me do it.

What are they doing?

Watch out!

No, let go.

There.

We're going the wrong way!

Sit tight, don't move.

King Kong, what shall we do?

I've got two ways.

Then tell it!

We can jump off or just close

our eyes and pray.

Bullshit.

Police, stop!

Stop!

I've got to call the police, it's urgent!

Thanks!

You're in trouble, my friend?

But don't worry!

Who are you?

F.B.I.!

Interpol, Gestapo, The Avengers!

Great! My partner was taken away

to the warehouse!

I want to get rid of those creeps too.

They will be surrounded.

They're doomed!

Then I don't have to be afraid.

They should be afraid, not you.

Go!

Must be my lucky day!

Yes!

To run into the F.B.I.

That's right.

We've got help.

Just at the right time!

Are you really an F.B.I. agent?

Tora! Tora! Tora!

My brother White Gloves

was killed by you.

He was the terror of Europe.

And you little jerk killed him.

What are you going to do then?

Last Chinese New Year,

you took some diamonds from us.

Worth twenty seven million Hong Kong dollars.

Give me back the diamonds!

They're not with me,

I gave them to Baldy!

Where's Baldy now?

He's right here!

You son of a b*tch, you've got hope!

The police'll be here in a minute,

You're surrounded.

By Civil Aids Unit, Boy Scouts,

Marines, Army and Navy.

You're done!

You've got hope!

Baldy, you're terrific,

you got the police just in time!

He's even better than the police,

he's an F.B.I. agent!

F.B.I.!?

F.B.I.?

You bet, he's an F.B.I agent.

Interpol!

The Avengers.

These bastards, I've been

waiting for them.

In three minutes...

The police will arrive.

Not really, you'll hear bi boo...

Don't run!

I'm F.B.I., I kill the baddies.

I got rid of all the baddies in the world.

Why do you arrest me?

Don't run!

He's armed!

I know!

But you're still running after him?

I'm a cop, I've to do this,

least for show!

Mad nutcase!

You scolding me? You're really

a nutcase!

Doctor, how are they?

They're my old friends, we're

the Three Stooges.

Then take them back too.

Bl BOO BI BOO...

That's strange.

It was pouring when I was on the phone

and it's sunny now.

Just do what I told you.

Go.

Baldy's chief? Help is here.

Chief!

Chief!

Chief!

You fixed them?

Sir, you know them?

No, who are you?

Old fox, you're so heartless.

We're your pals.

He's right.

Only if you act as the police's undercover agents,

or else you two will be sent

to the asylum.

You threatening us?

No way.

Don't worry. They can't prove

we're crazy.

Sure.

That's easy. Superintendent,

you take care of them.

I just have to ask a simple question.

Mister, are you insane?

You must be kidding.

Only an insane person asks

such silly questions.

Right.

Very good.

Let me ask our model patient Mr. F.B.I.

It's my turn now.

Mister, are you insane?

You must be kidding.

Only an insane person asks

such silly questions.

Right.

See, they're a perfect pair.

Okay, I'll arrange for them

to be roommates.

My room is air-conditioned,

with a TV too.

I'll be willing to stay here forever.

An insane person never admits he's insane.

Mister, do you admit you're crazy?

Me? Yes, I do.

I'm very much insane, very very much so.

I'm cross-wired and cross-eyed.

You're a very serious case.

Hopeless case, get rid of him!

Yes, get rid of him.

Okay, chief, we'll do it.

It's really ridiculous to be

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