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The Night Walker
Robert Bloch
1964		1 What are dreams? What do they mean? What do you know about the secret world you visit when you sleep? Strange figures. Strange faces. Cre...Rate it:

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The Night Watch
Paula Milne
2011		If you go to the cinema mid way through a film, you watch the second half first, don't you? So you see how the characters end up in the story....Rate it:

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The Night We Never Met
Warren Leight
1993		Good morning, New York! Chuck Barber here with your sports update. Recapping last night's action... The Yanks lost. The Mets lost. The Knick...Rate it:

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The Noble Night’s of The Kingdom
Aaron Edward
2021		Once Upon a Time there was 3 Noble night’s who promised to the king to protect the kingdom... The 3 Noble Nights was: The Holy James, The Noble Adu...Rate it:

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The Sisterhood of Night
Marilyn Fu
2014		1 It was in an atmosphere of furious accusation and hysterical rumor that this story took place. We were between fourteen and sixteen years ...Rate it:

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The Skin I Live In
Thierry Jonquet
2011		THE SKIN I LIVE IN Help me with the dumbwaiter. Open it. Take this. Marilia, are you there? Yes. Send up more sackcloth and double-sided tap...Rate it:

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The Strangers: Prey at Night
Bryan Bertino
2018		Hello. What are you doing in my house? We're gonna be late. I got it. There you are. Who knew you had so much stuff? Your dad is the Tetris ...Rate it:

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The Wedding Night
Edwin H. Knopf
1935		John, where's your host? First door to the right. - Tony. - Well, he had it coming to him. Well, I didn't say anything. I only said your last ...Rate it:

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They Drive by Night
Jerry Wald
1940		- How's it going, Joe? - Okay. Fill her up. - What are you hauling? - Apples. - How's your brother, Paul? - Asleep. Every time you come here,...Rate it:

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They Live
John Carpenter
1988		THEY LIVE JOB OPPORTUNITIES - Last place of employment? - Denver, Colorado. I worked there for ten years... but then things just dried up. Th...Rate it:

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They Live by Night
Charles Schnee
1948		I knew that tire had to go. You talk too much. - Please, mister, please. - Uh-uh. Yeah. - Now what? - Now to get to that brother of yours. -...Rate it:

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Thriller Night
Sean Bishop
2011		1 For the love of Gingy! Make it stop! I can't get it out of my head! Yo ho lay dee odl lee ho Lay dee odl ay... Ol! Honey, are you OK? I've...Rate it:

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Tim Minchin: So Live
Tim Minchin
2007		I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I am so fucking rock I am so Goddamn rock I am so motherfucking rock I a...Rate it:

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To Live
Wei Lu
1994		ERA International (HK) Ltd. presents In Association with Shanghai Film Studios Producer: Chiu Fusheng Executive Producers: Kow Fuhong and Chris...Rate it:

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To Live and Die in L.A.
William Friedkin
1985		1 I believe that in both spirit and substance... ...our tax system has come to be un-American. Death and taxes may be inevitable, but unjust ...Rate it:

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Tonight and Every Night
Lesser Samuels
1945		Thanks. What's the idea of the pictures, mister? Life magazine's doing a story on the theater. Why didn't you tell me? Look at my hair! What'...Rate it:

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Tonight Is Not a Good Night for Dying
Ali Asgari
2011		Tonight is not a night for dying Eh... Sir! Hey! Don't move him. Why is he naked? Sir, bring something to cover him up. What's happened? I do...Rate it:

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Twelfth Night: Or What You Will
Trevor Nunn
1996		I'll tell the tale now listen to me With a hey ho the wind and the rain but merry or sad Which shall it be? For the rain... it raineth every ...Rate it:

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Two Lost in a Dirty Night
Paulo Halm
2002		1 TWO LOST IN A DIRTY NIGH - 2 Perdidos numa Noite Suja - Mom, I'm sorry I haven't written. But I'm too busy. I'm not complaining. It's all go...Rate it:

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Two Night Stand
Mark Hammer
2014		1 Shit, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... Looking for homemade, fresh-baked goods? Come to Terry's Country bake shop in Red Hook. - Home ...Rate it:

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Uptown Saturday Night
Richard Wesley
1974		-Sarah? -Yes? Would you mind living in the country? Course not. You're forgetting I was born in the country. It's in my blood. Someday maybe w...Rate it:

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Violent Saturday
Sydney Boehm
1955		Hello. Hello. It's nice to come back. Hopefully I will sell better. Must let you know. I tried to explain to my guys. There are new customers ...Rate it:

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Ways to Live Forever
Gustavo Ron
2010		Recording! Don't look at me, this was your idea. Today is January the seventh. This is my first diary entry. This is a video-book, and everyth...Rate it:

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We Are the Night
Jan Berger
2010		If there was only one person in the world who would make you happy, who was made for you, what would you sacrifice to find him? How many cent...Rate it:

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