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Any Which Way You Can
Stanford Sherman
1980		How would you like to have your goddamn rig impounded? Sorry, Officer. My hand slipped. You better get ready to hock your tricycle, Jack. Yeah...Rate it:

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Are You Here
Matthew Weiner
2013		And honestly... I wake up happy. I mean, I'm that guy. I've got enough of everything I need. I'm single, I like a party, and I'm old enough ...Rate it:

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Are You Scared?
Andy Hurst
2006		Can anyone hear me? Hello? Is anyone there? Is this part of the game? This is kind of weird, you know? I don't wanna mess anything up... but ...Rate it:

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As You Are
Madison Harrison
2016		1 Thanks for coming in, Jack. How you feeling? Yeah, stupid question I guess, all right, look. What you're going through is unimaginable, bu...Rate it:

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As Young as You Feel
Paddy Chayefsky
1951		[Applause] #[Instrumental Prelude] Get a load of the boss, will you? - What a patron of the arts. - Shh! #[Continues] #[Piccolo Solo] #[Picc...Rate it:

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Ashes and Blood
Fanny Ardant
2009		Come on, Mira. Come on. Mira! Pashko! Ismal! Run! ASHES AND BLOOD My windows broken. Think it's funny? Mrs Praquin, it isn't our fault! It wa...Rate it:

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Autumn Blood
Stephen T. Barton
2013		I see it . Ok, I brought her something. Go away! Leave. Leave her alone. Leave! No, please. Ven. Father. In the Name of the Father... ......Rate it:

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Baby's Day Out
John Hughes
1994		Boo-boo. Couldn't we read another book? We've read this one a hundred times. Please? Nanny Gilbertine is so tired of the Boo-boo book, she cou...Rate it:

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Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015		I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

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Bad Blood
Maria Grimm
2006		BAD BLOOD Z! Go inside. I'm here, love... Mother's here. Alright, it's alright now. Ricardo! Can't you help your sister when we're not here...Rate it:

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Bad Blood: A Cautionary Tale
Sheila Curran Bernard
2010		Stop! Stop! Stop right there! Get in, hurry up Hold it right there! Don't move! I tell you to stand still! Ma'am, walk towards me. Watch yo...Rate it:

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Bad Blood: The Movie
Tim Reis
2016		- Delivers the ball inside. Count even at one. We are here in the bottom of the seventh. Wolves enjoying a healthy 7-1 lead on the road. Scot...Rate it:

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Bal-Can-Can
Darko Mitrevski
2005		Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. There, next to the Norwegian. I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish!...Rate it:

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Balls Out
Andy Stock
2009		Beer and beef jerky. The breakfast of champions. Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman. I'm a guy who's done some hard living, and it all started wi...Rate it:

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Balls Out: The Gary Houseman Story
Andy Stock
2009		Beer and beef jerky. The breakfast of champions. Anyhoo, my name is Gary Houseman. I'm a guy who's done some hard living, and it all started wi...Rate it:

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Baron Blood
Vincent Fotre
1972		1 Thank you. Mr Peter Kleist. Mr Peter Kleist, please report to the centraI information desk. Thank you. Excuse me. You called Peter Kleist?...Rate it:

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Bastard Out of Carolina
Dorothy Allison
1996		People pay for what they do... and still more for what they allow themselves to become. And they pay for it simply; by the lives they lead. Jam...Rate it:

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Batman: Bad Blood
J.M. DeMatteis
2016		In other news, Chuckie Sol, a made man in the Black Mask mob was kidnapped at gunpoint by masked assailants earlier today. Suspicion is high th...Rate it:

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Be with You
Takuji Ichikawa
2018		1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

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Be with You
Yoshikazu Okada
2004		edited by mankind Start getting up, Dad. You've slept in. OK. Coming! Good morning. Good morning. You brought it very quickly. The truth is...Rate it:

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Because I Love You
Amanda De Lany
2016		1 It's all ready, sir. - Thank you. - Good luck! When was your most nerve-racking day of your life? I bet there are many, but the day you pr...Rate it:

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Because of You
Ketti Frings
1952		Gee Mike, you're a dreamy dancer. A swell party, Mike. I wish you and your doll didn't have a place to go. We'd make a night of it. Mike don't ...Rate it:

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Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Kelly Masterson
2007		1 Oh, God. Well, what the hell happened? - We're an old married couple. - Mmm-hmm. Was it the pot? I don't think so, because we brought it w...Rate it:

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Better Watch Out
Zack Kahn
2016		Just your nose and then we're done, Mr. frost. You butt-fucker! I'm a baby. Boys! It's dinner time. Come inside please. Hey, mom. I know I s...Rate it:

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