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Catch Me If You Can
Jeff Nathanson
2002		Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Cats Don't Come When You Call
Sugisaku
2016		Brother You retrieved them My brother I dont really like cats catsHow to describe They are mean Or you can say theyre drama queens After all...Rate it:

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Choosing the Best Photography Course for You
dhruvinjain
2000		Photographyis not just a hobby; it's an art form, a passion, and for many, a profession. Whether you're a beginner looking to master the ...Rate it:

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Could You Be Loved?
Dermot James
2015		(upbeat music) - Hey there, smiley face. - Oh my God. Fred, yes. Look, Fred, she's beautiful. She's perfect. What's up? - I saw you running ...Rate it:

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Cowboys and Cosmopolitans: The Stars of 'Did You Hear About the Morgans'
Unknown
2010		Hi, you've reached Meryl Morgan. I can't take your call right now, so leave a message and have a great day! Thanks. Hello, it is me. Your...you...Rate it:

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Desire Will Set You Free
Yony Leyser
2015		1 What the fuck? That joint was supposed to go to me. What, instead it went to little Darby Crash over there? He was cute enough. We'll see a...Rate it:

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Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot!
Franco Arcalli
1967		My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...Rate it:

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Do You Believe?
Chuck Konzelman
2015		1 I often wonder why it is we're drawn to things. Take this city, for example. There are 10 million people here, 10 million souls, each one o...Rate it:

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Do You Know
Russ Gladden
0		HIM - 70ISH HER - 70ISH DOCTOR A - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY DOCTOR B - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY MELODY - 50-60 JOE - 50-60 ANNA MID 20’S MIKE MID 20’S BABT...Rate it:

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Do You Like My Basement
Roger Sewhcomar
2012		Hello. I'm Stanley, Stanley Farmer. I am a filmmaker. Oh, my God, baby, what's wrong? Baby? Just tell me what's the matter! Oh, my God! Yeah...Rate it:

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Down to You
Kris Isacsson
2000		First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Du saram-yida (Someone Behind You)
Kyung-ok Kang
2007		JUMPS OFF BALCONY KILLS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SOMEONE BEHIND YOU YOON Jin-seo LEE Ki-woo Park Ki-woong Photographed by KIM Yong-heung Lighting...Rate it:

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Eating Out: All You Can Eat
Phillip J. Bartell
2009		- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...Rate it:

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Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
David Reuben
1972		Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
1996		1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
For The Love Of You
Jackson Perry
2011		(Anthony Runs To the Lobby Really Fast to meet up with Kyla ) Kyla : Damn you must Really like her Anthony:I do Kyla:Well lets get to busines...Rate it:

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Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen
Unknown
2001		It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see One of them won 't do it But the second will set you fr... I say, I did the song wrong....Rate it:

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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast
Greg Davies
2018		1 Now I'm not trying to be rude But, hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you The way you do the things you do Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe Baby, giv...Rate it:

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Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest
Enrico Zuccarini
1971		1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...Rate it:

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Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It
Unknown
2007		Lilly, why do you read that tabloid trash? They're nothing but li... (clears throat) ''Hannah Montana looks fabulous.'' ...with the occasional ...Rate it:

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Have You Seen My Daughter?
Lindsay Doliver
2000		Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
He's Way More Famous Than You
Halley Feiffer
2013		Halley, Halley! Halley! - Over here! Halley! - Over here, honey! Turn around, turn around! Turn around, and look over your shoulder. That's ...Rate it:

(0.00 / 0 votes)

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