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Django Kill... If You Live, Shoot!
Franco Arcalli
1967		My gold. My gold. You won't get far, Oaks. You won't get far. Relax, hombre. - The water. - Relax, hombre. So much gold for everyone, at the...Rate it:

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Do You Believe?
Chuck Konzelman
2015		1 I often wonder why it is we're drawn to things. Take this city, for example. There are 10 million people here, 10 million souls, each one o...Rate it:

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Do You Know
Russ Gladden
0		HIM - 70ISH HER - 70ISH DOCTOR A - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY DOCTOR B - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY MELODY - 50-60 JOE - 50-60 ANNA MID 20’S MIKE MID 20’S BABT...Rate it:

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Do You Like My Basement
Roger Sewhcomar
2012		Hello. I'm Stanley, Stanley Farmer. I am a filmmaker. Oh, my God, baby, what's wrong? Baby? Just tell me what's the matter! Oh, my God! Yeah...Rate it:

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Down to You
Kris Isacsson
2000		First love. We've all been through it. It can really take a hold of you. Make you do some pretty crazy things. They remind me of my first love....Rate it:

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Dreams That Money Can Buy
Hans Richter
1947		Party of the first part, hereinafter referred to as "Joe", to party of the second part, hereinafter referred to as "Me", witness the third part...Rate it:

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Drumline: A New Beat
Karin Gist
2014		Pomp and Circumstance" As you ladies go out and conquer the world, remember the words of our dear Eleanor, you gained strength, courage, con...Rate it:

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Du saram-yida (Someone Behind You)
Kyung-ok Kang
2007		JUMPS OFF BALCONY KILLS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SOMEONE BEHIND YOU YOON Jin-seo LEE Ki-woo Park Ki-woong Photographed by KIM Yong-heung Lighting...Rate it:

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Eating Out: All You Can Eat
Phillip J. Bartell
2009		- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...Rate it:

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Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
David Reuben
1972		Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...Rate it:

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Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
1996		1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

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Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
J.K. Rowling
2016		Dougal... you settle down now, please. It wont be long. Next. British, huh? -Yes. -First trip to New York? -Yes. Anything edible in there? -N...Rate it:

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For The Love Of You
Jackson Perry
2011		(Anthony Runs To the Lobby Really Fast to meet up with Kyla ) Kyla : Damn you must Really like her Anthony:I do Kyla:Well lets get to busines...Rate it:

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For Them That Trespass
J. Lee Thompson
1949		1 FOR THEM THAT TRESPASS Oh,look.They printed it. What,dear? My poem.In the Morning Post It looks like much better than in Christie's writing....Rate it:

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Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen
Unknown
2001		It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see One of them won 't do it But the second will set you fr... I say, I did the song wrong....Rate it:

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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast
Greg Davies
2018		1 Now I'm not trying to be rude But, hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you The way you do the things you do Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe Baby, giv...Rate it:

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Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest
Enrico Zuccarini
1971		1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...Rate it:

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Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It
Unknown
2007		Lilly, why do you read that tabloid trash? They're nothing but li... (clears throat) ''Hannah Montana looks fabulous.'' ...with the occasional ...Rate it:

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Have You Seen My Daughter?
Lindsay Doliver
2000		Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...Rate it:

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He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

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He's Way More Famous Than You
Halley Feiffer
2013		Halley, Halley! Halley! - Over here! Halley! - Over here, honey! Turn around, turn around! Turn around, and look over your shoulder. That's ...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Samson Raphaelson
1943		- How do you do, Mr. Van Cleve? - Good afternoon, Your Excellency. - Very kind of you to receive me. - Not at all. - Oh, please. Sit down. - T...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Elaine May
1978		Break! Let's move it. 20! 29! All right. You take the inside. On this one, you take the inside. 54... Ready, set... 2-85! Back! Throw! Throw...Rate it:

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