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A Charlie Brown Christmas
Charles M. Schulz
1965		1 I think there must be something wrong with me, Linus. Christmas is coming, but I'm not happy. I don't feel the way I'm supposed to feel. I j...Rate it:

(3.75 / 4 votes)
A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
Charles M. Schulz
1973		Charlie Brown. Oh, Charlie Brown. I can't believe it. She must think I'm the most stupid person alive. Come on, Charlie Brown. I...Rate it:

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A Charlie Brown Valentine
Charles M. Schulz
2002		[Snoopy and Charlie Brown are sleeping, Snoopy wakes up, turns on the lamp and leaves the bed, Typewriter Keys Clacking] Charlie Brown: I hate it ...Rate it:

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy
Woody Allen
1982		(Mendelssohn's "Wedding March") Ghosts? Little spirits or pixies? I don't believe in 'em. - Do you, Mr Foxx? - No, sir. You sound it, with all...Rate it:

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About Charlie
Zheer Bajalan
2024		About Charlie President Kissinger – It is with great sadness that I, the president of the United States of America have to tell you all gathered h...Rate it:

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Across the Line: The Exodus of Charlie Wright
R. Ellis Frazier
2010		(Ocean surf) (Charlie Wright) This is the story of failure... of my failure... and how all that is good is not me. (Woman) They're going to ...Rate it:

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Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown
Charles M. Schulz
1975		What are you doing, Charlie Brown? I'm waiting for valentines. - Oh, well, good luck. - Thank you. You'll need it. You didn't have to say that...Rate it:

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Being Charlie
Matt Elisofon
2015		Charlie, why don't you tell us what you want to thank god for, and close your eyes and make a wish. Six months of sobriety? Nothing you want t...Rate it:

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Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
Seth Macfarlane
2008		-Hey, how's it going? -(GASPS) Oh, my God. Did you just talk? -l did. -Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you? Wh...Rate it:

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Central Intelligence
Ike Barinholtz
2016		1 And now, it's time for a breakdown. Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah... Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht showers here during first period. Why doesn't h...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Central Station
Marcos Bernstein
1998		Darling... my heart is yours alone. I don't care what you may have done. I love you. All the years that you are locked up in there remember t...Rate it:

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Charlie & Boots
Stewart Faichney
2009		MAN: Sorry, I just, um... Um... Mum, she had this amazing ability to... ..to make people smile... ..to forget their worries, even if it was ju...Rate it:

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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
John August
2005		(MUSIC PLAYING) NARRATOR: This is a story of... an ordinary little boy... named Charlie Bucket. He was not faster or stronger or more clever.....Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Charlie Bartlett
Gustin Nash
2007		AUDIENCE: Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie! (CROWD ROARS) Thank you! Thank you very much! Thank...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Charlie Brown's All Stars!
Charles M. Schulz
1966		[BAT HITS BALL] ALL: You blockhead, Charlie Brown! [SQUEAKS] Well, tomorrow starts another baseball season then. I've worked up a few statist...Rate it:

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Charlie Brown’s All Star’s
Tyler A. Craft
1966		[Movie Begins where Charlie Brown is on the pitchers mound, he throws the ball forward, there is a baseball bat CRACK! Charlie Brown tries to catch...Rate it:

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Charlie Chan at the Olympics
Robert Ellis
1937		That's enough, Charlie. What'd he do that last mile in, Doc? You didn't seen any jackrabbits pass him, did you? Maybe we should've sent him t...Rate it:

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Charlie Chan at the Opera
Scott Darling
1936		What's the matter, Joe? Nervous? Oh, this job gives me gooseflesh. You're new here, but in a couple of months, you'll get as jumpy as me. - I...Rate it:

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Charlie Chan at the Wax Museum
John Francis Larkin
1940		For a most brutal murder, instigated by robbery a murder where of you, Stephen McBirney... stand convicted after a fair trial by jury it is t...Rate it:

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Charlie Chan at Treasure Island
John Francis Larkin
1939		~~[Orchestra: "San Francisco"] [Thunderclap] - [Woman] Dirty Dora again. - I had it last time. - Care to join us, Mr. Chan? - No, thanks. I......Rate it:

(4.50 / 6 votes)
Charlie Chan in Egypt
Robert Ellis
1935		Hold it! Now, take this. Get this in here. - Now, watch it. - Easy now. That's it. Hold it. Hold it! Right. - Easy now. - Careful. - That'...Rate it:

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Charlie Chan in Honolulu
Charles Belden
1938		Please! Please. Save football tactics for gridiron. Ancient ancestor once say... "As mind is fed with silent thought, so should body absorb its...Rate it:

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Charlie Chan in London
Philip MacDonald
1934		- That's got you. - Let's have a look here. Perhaps you've got me, perhaps you ain't. - What's that? - Don't know, I'm sure. It's your sister...Rate it:

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Charlie Chan in Panama
John Francis Larkin
1940		Making a few camera studies? - No savvy, seor. - Don't give us that. Give me that basket. - There he goes! - [Gunshots] Why are they shooting...Rate it:

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