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Alpha And Omega Chris Denk 2010	It's time to ride the slide and taste the wind. Humphrey, you are totally genius. Come on. Let's do it. Air wolf! Guys. Guys. We're not movin...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper Cliff Ruby 2004	Long ago, and far away, in a village high on a mountaintop, something amazing was occurring. At the very same moment, two identical baby girls ...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Guys and Dolls Jo Swerling 1955	When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he's doin' it for some doll When you spot a John waiting out in the rain Chanc...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Halt and Catch Fire Christopher Cantwell 2014	TEASER INT. GLASS-WALLED OFFICE -- DAY ANGLE ON A MAN IN A BLACK SUIT SITTING BEHIND A DESK Smarmy gym-and-suntan disciple with a conservative h...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Kubo and the Two Strings Marc Haimes and Chris Butler 2016	KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGS 1/92 (0100 PRO) PROLOGUE BLACK A child’s whispered voice HISSES through the darkness... CHILD’S VOICE (V.O....	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
The Stolen Princess: Ruslan and Ludmila Yaroslav Voytseshek 2018	A long time ago... somewhere at the end of the earth... two incredibly mighty magicians... collided in a deathly battle... for the beautiful Pr...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
Withnail and I Bruce Robinson 1987	Camden Town, London. 1969 The Flat. [A few shafts of sunlight sneak through the curtains and illuminate a sitting room. There are empty bottles e...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
The Princess and the Frog Ron Clements 2009	[DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS (PROLOGUE) PLAYING] The Evening Star is shining bright So make a wish and hold on tight There's magic in the air tonight ...	Rate it: (4.46 / 13 votes)
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman Deborah Joy LeVine 1993	FADE IN: 1 1 THRU OMITTED ...	Rate it: (4.40 / 5 votes)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Michael Goldenberg 2007	I don't know about you, it's just too hot today, isn't it? And it's going to get even worse. Temperatures up in the mid-30s Celsius... ...that'...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D Robert Rodriguez 2005	Sharkboy was not always half shark, half boy. He was a marine biologist - or at least, in training. His father studied great white sharks, an...	Rate it: (4.29 / 7 votes)
Dumb and Dumber Peter Farrelly 1994	FADE IN: EXT. PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND - WINTER MORNING A PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN is standing on the street corner waiting for a bus. She's carrying ...	Rate it: (4.25 / 4 votes)
VEVO News: On the Set with OK Go and The Muppets Unknown 2011	That's me, Walter. Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! I have the best life in the whole world. That's my brother, Gary. He's the best ...	Rate it: (4.25 / 4 votes)
The Fast and the Furious Gary Scott Thompson 2001	Just packed up a real money load, and it's coming your way. Look for "Rodgers" on the truck's side. Don't forget my share of the deal. Shit! -...	Rate it: (4.21 / 15 votes)
Kiss and Kill Suzanne Cabot 2017	1 What a way to end the week. I swear to God, if I had to spend one more day pushing stuff around my desk pretending to look busy, I would've...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Love and Death Woody Allen 1975	How I got into this predicament, I'll neverknow. Absolutely incredible. To be executed fora crime I never committed. Of course, isn't all man...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Steve Kloves 2001	I should've known that you would\|be here, Professor McGonagall. Good evening, Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true, Albus? I'm afraid so, p...	Rate it: (4.00 / 13 votes)
Romeo and Juliet William Shakespeare 1968	ACT I PROLOGUE Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civi...	Rate it: (4.00 / 11 votes)
God Sex and Truth P. Jaya Kumar 2018	WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 6 votes)
Kiss and Cry Willem Wennekers 2017	1 It may not look like it, But I'm totally shitting my pants right now. Mainly 'cause of this guy, Shin. If I don't land this jump, he's goi...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Sense And Sensibility Emma Thompson 1995	Your son is arrived from London. - Father ... - John ... You will see in my will the estate of Norland was left to me in a way - - that preven...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Sweet And Lowdown Woody Allen 1999	Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Captain John Smith and Pocahontas Aubrey Wisberg 1953	So you are the Capt. John Smith... who some termed the worst rogue in our kingdom... and others, the boldest adventurer. To being Capt. John Sm...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
Dumb and Dumber To Sean Anders 2014	There he is again. Almost two decades and he still comes. So sad. How you doing, buddy? Brought you all your favorite candies. Come on, Lloyd,...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)

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