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Mo' Money
Damon Wayans
1992
Asshole! Son of a bitch is gonna kill somebody. He's still alive. Lloyd, will you get the tape? Let's move it! - How much further? - Two more...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
The Stolen Princess: Ruslan and Ludmila
Yaroslav Voytseshek
2018
A long time ago... somewhere at the end of the earth... two incredibly mighty magicians... collided in a deathly battle... for the beautiful Pr...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Withnail and I
Bruce Robinson
1987
Camden Town, London. 1969 The Flat. [A few shafts of sunlight sneak through the curtains and illuminate a sitting room. There are empty bottles e...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
The Princess and the Frog
Ron Clements
2009
[DOWN IN NEW ORLEANS (PROLOGUE) PLAYING] The Evening Star is shining bright So make a wish and hold on tight There's magic in the air tonight ...Rate it:

(4.46 / 13 votes)
10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
1999
PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Deborah Joy LeVine
1993
FADE IN: 1 1 THRU OMITTED ...Rate it:

(4.40 / 5 votes)
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Michael Goldenberg
2007
I don't know about you, it's just too hot today, isn't it? And it's going to get even worse. Temperatures up in the mid-30s Celsius... ...that'...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
P.S. I Love You
Richard LaGravenese
2007
I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D
Robert Rodriguez
2005
Sharkboy was not always half shark, half boy. He was a marine biologist - or at least, in training. His father studied great white sharks, an...Rate it:

(4.29 / 7 votes)
Dumb and Dumber
Peter Farrelly
1994
FADE IN: EXT. PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND - WINTER MORNING A PRETTY YOUNG WOMAN is standing on the street corner waiting for a bus. She's carrying ...Rate it:

(4.25 / 4 votes)
VEVO News: On the Set with OK Go and The Muppets
Unknown
2011
That's me, Walter. Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! I have the best life in the whole world. That's my brother, Gary. He's the best ...Rate it:

(4.25 / 4 votes)
The Fast and the Furious
Gary Scott Thompson
2001
Just packed up a real money load, and it's coming your way. Look for "Rodgers" on the truck's side. Don't forget my share of the deal. Shit! -...Rate it:

(4.21 / 15 votes)
How to Train Your Dragon
Will Davies
2010
This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the meridian of misery. M...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Kiss and Kill
Suzanne Cabot
2017
1 What a way to end the week. I swear to God, if I had to spend one more day pushing stuff around my desk pretending to look busy, I would've...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Love and Death
Woody Allen
1975
How I got into this predicament, I'll neverknow. Absolutely incredible. To be executed fora crime I never committed. Of course, isn't all man...Rate it:

(4.20 / 5 votes)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Steve Kloves
2001
I should've known that you would|be here, Professor McGonagall. Good evening, Professor Dumbledore. Are the rumors true, Albus? I'm afraid so, p...Rate it:

(4.00 / 13 votes)
Romeo and Juliet
William Shakespeare
1968
ACT I PROLOGUE Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civi...Rate it:

(4.00 / 11 votes)
You've Got Mail
Nora Ephron
1998
[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 7 votes)
God Sex and Truth
P. Jaya Kumar
2018
WEBVT I as a woman, am not my eyes, not my mouth, not my breasts, not my cunt and not my asshole. I am a conscious being and each and every ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 6 votes)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Keenen Ivory Wayans
1988
1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Kiss and Cry
Willem Wennekers
2017
1 It may not look like it, But I'm totally shitting my pants right now. Mainly 'cause of this guy, Shin. If I don't land this jump, he's goi...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Milk Money
John Mattson
1994
You ever fart and sneeze at the same time? You ever barf up something you know you didn't eat? I got sick one time and barfed a whole shrimp. ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Sense And Sensibility
Emma Thompson
1995
Your son is arrived from London. - Father ... - John ... You will see in my will the estate of Norland was left to me in a way - - that preven...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)
Sweet And Lowdown
Woody Allen
1999
Why Emmet Ray? Because he was interesting. To me, Emmet Ray was a fascinating character. I was a huge fan of his when I was younger. I though...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)

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