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Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
John August
2005		(MUSIC PLAYING) NARRATOR: This is a story of... an ordinary little boy... named Charlie Bucket. He was not faster or stronger or more clever.....Rate it:

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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999		That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Beauty and the Beast
Stephen Chbosky
2017		1 Once upon a time, in the hidden heart of France... a handsome young prince... lived in a beautiful castle. Poof! Poof! Although he had eve...Rate it:

(3.00 / 5 votes)
King and Maxwell: Summer Adventures
Shane Brennan
2019		FADE IN: EXT. DOWNTOWN STREET WASHINGTON DC - DAY Early morning. The Capitol Building framed at the end of adowntown street. And we're moving, ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 5 votes)
Knight And Day
Patrick O'Neill
2010		BOSTON DELAYED Permit "I'll get the early flight? - Are you going to register? - No, I will take - I have valuable things. - Here. Thank yo...Rate it:

(3.00 / 4 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer
Kevin Williamson
1997		1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer
Sidney Sheldon
1947		Miss Susan. Miss Susan. Miss Susan? -Just five more minutes, Bessie. -No, ma'am. Now! But, Bessie, I feel absolutely sklonklish. You sklonkli...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
Jonathan Aibel
2011		Vacation, all I ever wanted Vacation, had to get away Vacation, meant to be spent alone Can't seem to get my mind off of you Yeah, yeah, yeah ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Barbie and the Diamond Castle
Elana Lesser
2008		So rare to find A friend like you Somehow when you're around The sky is always blue The way we talk The things you say The way you make ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Batman and Harley Quinn
Bruce Timm
2017		- (GUNS FIRING) - (MAN SCREAMS) GUARD: Look out! - (WOODRUE ROARS) - (SCREAMS) (YELLS) (GRUNTS) (WHIMPERING) (GUNSHOTS CONTINUE) (EXCLAIMI...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Deep, Down and Dirty: The Science of Soil
Unknown
2014		'Every spring, our planet is transformed.' A riot of new life bursting from the ground. 'And it's all made possible by one rather misunderstoo...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
He-Man and She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
Lawrence G. DiTillio
1985		Somewhere out there someone needs me I don't know how or where but b'lieve me. I walked the universe to find her For better or for worse beside ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Jack and the Beanstalk
Flip Kobler
2009		Warning, who goes there? Confirm voice identity. Confirm voice identity. Mister Evil... Voice recognition failed... Confirm Identity Voice rec...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Jeremy Fink and the Meaning of Life
Tamar Halpern
2011		# I'm thinking about the meaning of life # # I'm thinking about the meaning of life # # thinking about the meaning of life # # how many chanc...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Life as a House
Mark Andrus
2001		FADE IN: A clock alarm SOUNDS over TITLES on BLACK. We HEAR someone clearing congested lungs, coughing up phlegm; a sligh...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Ramona And Beezus
Laurie Craig
2010		My name 's Ramona Q. I'm nine and three months, and no matter what my sister Beezus tells you... I'm not a pest. My dad says I j...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Samson and Delilah
Jesse Lasky Jr.
1949		Before the dawn of history, Even since the first man discovered his soul, He has struggled against the forces That sought to enslave him. He s...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
Philip Dunne
1947		And now my mind is made up. Oh, Lucy. I never heard of such a thing. Oh, Lucy, Lucy. Please don't make it more difficult. I know you've tri...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The King and I
Ernest Lehman
1956		Come on, lads, hurry! We haven't got all day. Is that it, captain? Are we here? Aye, laddie. That's Bangkok all right. Louis! Oh, Louis! Mot...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
Steve Conrad
2013		Huh? Hi! Todd Mahar, eHarmony. How can I help you today? Hi. I can't seem to leave a wink for someone. I don't know, is my page broken? Do I ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
Tini: The New Life of Violetta
Ramón Salazar
2016		1 -What's wrong? -My song. My new song flew away. I'll bring it back. Don't leave me alone here! Len. Do you need anything? I just had a ba...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Take It with You
Robert Riskin
1938		- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...Rate it:

(3.00 / 2 votes)
40 Days and Nights
H. Perry Horton
2012		Look. - Rain in the desert? At home, it rains quite enough. - I hope the camera will take. Nice. Run the mud. - Let's go home. It looks bad. A l...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Alpha And Omega: The Legend of the Saw Toothed Cave
Tom Kane
2014		Alphas, the first rule of a hunt... is to control your fears. But, Winston, great leader, we're the wolves, they're the prey. What do vve have ...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)

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