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Bal-Can-Can
Darko Mitrevski
2005
Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. There, next to the Norwegian. I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish!...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life
Mauro Graiani
2013
1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014
Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken
Matt Williams
1991
The reason for calling this conference at this particular moment is that we are convinced that we have overcome a major financial crisis, a c...Rate it:

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You Were Never Really Here
Lynne Ramsay
2017
15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Accepting Anxiety, Part 2/2: Can Anxiety Be Good?
Thomas Sanders
2017
[Thomas]: Previously on Sanders Sides... Ahhh- I didn't cut together any footage for this. [Roman]: Ugh, it's fine. I'll just perform the review m...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015
I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

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Be with You
Takuji Ichikawa
2018
1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

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If I Were You
Joan Carr-Wiggin
2012
Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine You & Me
Renato Custodio Jr.
2016
1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...Rate it:

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Killing Them Softly
Andrew Dominik
2012
America... I say to the people of America... This moment is our chance to... Enough- To make of our own lives what we will. It is... That pus...Rate it:

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Miss You Already
Morwenna Banks
2015
(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Now You See Me
Ed Solomon
2013
1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You
Lothar Schmidt
1932
Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The can’t cevt calb club
Bill smego
2017
FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....Rate it:

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Two Can Play That Game
Mark Brown
2001
He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
VeggieTales: God Wants Me to Forgive Them!?!
Phil Vischer
1994
-VeggieTales: God Wants Me To Forgive Them?!? Bob: Hey kids, welcome to VeggieTales. I'm Bob the Tomato. Larry: And I'm Larry the Cucumber. Bob:...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991
Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

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While You Were Sleeping
Daniel G. Sullivan
1995
Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice
Roald Dahl
1967
Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
J.K. Rowling
2016
Dougal... you settle down now, please. It wont be long. Next. British, huh? -Yes. -First trip to New York? -Yes. Anything edible in there? -N...Rate it:

(4.63 / 8 votes)
Imagine Me & You
Ol Parker
2005
I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
1999
PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
P.S. I Love You
Richard LaGravenese
2007
I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)

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