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Bal-Can-Can Darko Mitrevski 2005	Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro! Gennaro! What's up, Carlo? - A new guy just came in. There, next to the Norwegian. I'm not Norwegian, I'm Swedish!...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life Mauro Graiani 2013	1 Emily, you're now playing for one million dollars. Remember you have three minutes to answer Three minutes that can change your life Our sub...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
This Is Where I Leave You Jonathan Tropper 2014	Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken Matt Williams 1991	The reason for calling this conference at this particular moment is that we are convinced that we have overcome a major financial crisis, a c...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
You Were Never Really Here Lynne Ramsay 2017	15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...	Rate it: (5.00 / 2 votes)
Accepting Anxiety, Part 2/2: Can Anxiety Be Good? Thomas Sanders 2017	[Thomas]: Previously on Sanders Sides... Ahhh- I didn't cut together any footage for this. [Roman]: Ugh, it's fine. I'll just perform the review m...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of Unknown 2015	I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Be with You Takuji Ichikawa 2018	1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
If I Were You Joan Carr-Wiggin 2012	Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine You & Me Renato Custodio Jr. 2016	1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Miss You Already Morwenna Banks 2015	(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Now You See Me Ed Solomon 2013	1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You Lothar Schmidt 1932	Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
The can’t cevt calb club Bill smego 2017	FADE IN EXT. CITY STREET - DAY Jim, a tough-looking man in his mid-30s, walks down the street. Suddenly, he hears a scream coming from an alleyway....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Two Can Play That Game Mark Brown 2001	He didn't think you'd fall for that line. Girl, I don't believe him. Oh, he's a dog. Mm-hm. Tail-having, anything-that-moves- humping-ass dog....	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Where the Day Takes You Michael Hitchcock 1991	Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
While You Were Sleeping Daniel G. Sullivan 1995	Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be\|an everlasting love This will be\|the one Ive waited for This will be\|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice Roald Dahl 1967	Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...	Rate it: (5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine Me & You Ol Parker 2005	I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...	Rate it: (4.50 / 2 votes)
10 Things I Hate About You Gil Junger 1999	PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...	Rate it: (4.45 / 9 votes)
P.S. I Love You Richard LaGravenese 2007	I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
You've Got Mail Nora Ephron 1998	[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 7 votes)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Keenen Ivory Wayans 1988	1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You! Shôji Yonemura 2017	1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)

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