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Don Juan Demarco
Lord Byron
1994
My name is Don Juan DeMarco. I am the son of the great swordsman... ...Antonio Garibaldi DeMarco... ...who was tragically killed|defending the h...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
I Know Who Killed Me
Jeff Hammond
2007
"She knew a trick. "She knew how to turn her life into a movie and watch things happen. "Not to her, but to a girl who looked just like her. "...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie
Phil Vischer
2008
Prince Alexander: HA HA! Prince Alexander: Stand firm, men, for the King and Monteria! (YELLS) Back to the sea, dog! (GRUNTING) Pirate: Prince Al...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
This Is Where I Leave You
Jonathan Tropper
2014
Morning, Randy. Hi. - Morning. Morning. - Good morning. Shelby. Caramel mocha. Judd. You rock. Thank you. I do rock, don't I? - Judd. - Wade...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
You Were Never Really Here
Lynne Ramsay
2017
15... 14... 13... - 12... - Stand up straight. - 11. - Stand up straight. - Ten. - Stand up. - Nine. - Only fucking pussy little girls sl...Rate it:

(5.00 / 2 votes)
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Unknown
2015
I WANT TO GO CAMPING ONE DAY. I'VE NEVER DONE IT BEFORE. I WANT TO DO THAT. WHOO HOO! CAN YOU IMAGINE PLAYING PAINTBALL UP HERE? IT'D BE HAR...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Be with You
Takuji Ichikawa
2018
1 Between Heaven and Earth is a place called Cloudland. People stay until they're forgotten before going up to Heaven. Mommy Penguin peeped do...Rate it:

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Cat Shit One
Motofumi Kobayashi
2010
This is Cat Shit One. CP, do you copy? This is CP. Over. Three canaries in sight. I've got a visual on ten armed enemies. Good work, Cat Shit ...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Carl Reiner
1982
1 It was a quiet day at the Rigby Reardon Detective Agency. I had a hangover, and business was so slow I was rereading old newspapers. I was e...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
If I Were You
Joan Carr-Wiggin
2012
Hey. I'm on my way home. I just have to stop off and pick up some groceries Give me a call if you hear back. I can pick up the dry cleaning. He...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine You & Me
Renato Custodio Jr.
2016
1 They say the way to true love is like a puzzle. Every piece of event is already planned. And those moments that almost happened that you reg...Rate it:

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Miss You Already
Morwenna Banks
2015
(PANTING) (JESS) You know it's funny, I don't remember getting pregnant with you or... Oh, God. And I didn't marry you but somehow we're in thi...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Now You See Me
Ed Solomon
2013
1 DANIEL: Come in close. Closer. Because the more you think you see, the easier it'll be to fool you. Because what is seeing? You're looking,...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
One Hour with You
Lothar Schmidt
1932
Now listen, men. Spring is here... and spring is a dangerous time of the year, especially in Paris. The wanderlust is in the air. Travelers ar...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
The Damned Don't Cry
Harold Medford
1950
Well, they finally got him. Had to happen sooner or later. He just got it sooner. - I'll phone the sergeant. - Right. "The body of the notorio...Rate it:

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Where the Day Takes You
Michael Hitchcock
1991
Um, subject: King, just out of County, participation mandatory and details to follow. All right, turn it off. I'm not saying shit till you tu...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
While You Were Sleeping
Daniel G. Sullivan
1995
Ooh Ooh Yeah This will be|an everlasting love This will be|the one Ive waited for This will be|the first time anyone Has loved me-e-e Ooo-oh...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
You Only Live Twice
Roald Dahl
1967
Calling Cape Comm. This is Jupiter 16. Do you give a "go" for fourth orbit? Cape Comm to Jupiter 16. Can you confirm O-2 pressure is within li...Rate it:

(5.00 / 1 vote)
Imagine Me & You
Ol Parker
2005
I want something that says, "I'm sorry he's dead... "but not that sorry. "He was just a dog and you shouldn't have loved him more than me." Ca...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger
1999
PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban high school in Portland, Oreg...Rate it:

(4.45 / 9 votes)
P.S. I Love You
Richard LaGravenese
2007
I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...Rate it:

(4.33 / 3 votes)
Love Don't Cost a Thing
Troy Byer
2003
-Be sure to lock the door. -l'll lock it. Hi, there. Go on in. -Hi, Ms. Morgan. -Oh, Alvin. l should have called you. The kids are having a pa...Rate it:

(4.17 / 6 votes)
You've Got Mail
Nora Ephron
1998
[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 7 votes)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
Keenen Ivory Wayans
1988
1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...Rate it:

(4.00 / 4 votes)

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