100 metros Page #4

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Old man!

Sclerotic. Look.

Sclerotic.

Give me your hand. Come on, get up.

Don't think you're such a great trainer.

Come on, Ramn.

Come on, touch.

Turn. Straight!

Come on, lift those knees higher!

That's it!

Turn. Straight!

Hello, my lovelies.

What are you up to?

You look fantastic.

My goodness.

Ramn is taking really good

care of you.

Knowing the way

isn't the same thing as going over it.

If you step out of the line, I'll hit you.

Come on, Ramn.

Straight and on the line.

Come on.

This is for two year olds.

We'll make it more complicated.

How can I go straight

if the line isn't straight?

You've been drinking, right?

When you get here, you turn around.

What are you doing?

It's important you can multitask.

Concentration.

Don't leave the line,

whatever happens.

Come on, Ramn.

- Come on!

- Jesus!

That couple is looking at us.

They're not looking at us!

They're looking at me!

They've never seen such a great ass!

Come on, Ramn!

Okay. Now...

Concentration, repetition, iteration.

Okay? Right foot.

Right foot. Come on.

Come on, those knees!

Come on, Ramn!

- We look stupid.

- Come on, up!

F***!

I can't understand your methods, sir.

They're homegrown methods, but they're effective.

What's this?

I've got rods from my hip to my ankle.

You know...

We're tied together but...

we're not boyfriends or fags.

Great.

ravo, get out.

He's called Bravo?

Yeah, because of Nino Bravo.

We love him.

He always barks

when I sing his songs.

Well...

He's my father in law.

I'm Ramn, but that's unimportant.

How are you?

He's a widower.

I'm a widow too.

My husband's in the sky,

and I'm in heaven.

I'm Noelia.

I love your name, Noelia.

You should hear

my phone number then.

Okay then...

Let's see what

the sea has for me.

Bye!

See you.

What are you imagining?

Nothing.

- Nothing?

- Nothing.

What do you know

about seducing women?

Well...

I have to remind you

I nabbed your daughter.

You filthy dog, you stink.

Untie me.

Get away from me.

Welcome, foreigner.

I don't feel like talking.

It might not seem so,

but this is one hell of a party.

You get high on this stuff.

Yeah. And we can do this.

His nerves are dead.

He can't feel a thing.

Want to try?

No, thanks.

- Come on, just a little smile.

- What is there to laugh about?

I get diagnosed with this sh*t

and left to die.

I was going to be prima ballerina

at the National allet.

All my life forced to be on my toes

and now it turns out

I have to walk on my heels.

This disease is like having

a bad dance partner.

You just have to pay attention

to not get stepped on.

Please don't start

all that sh*t about hope

and the spirit of achievement.

I've had enough with this guy.

All hippy happy and f***ing rose tinted.

A**holes, not again.

I'm not a blackboard.

You've smiled. A bit.

- You've smiled.

- Barely.

All that positive thinking sh*t

and self-improvement are great

for a cheesy song.

But don't you miss anyone?

Do you know where that guy is now?

But he's happy.

That's enough.

What can we do

with this f***ing sh*t?

Who's picking it up now?

One day it'll seem the disease has gone.

You'll feel good.

And you'll want to prove to yourself

that you're better than before.

ut the disease is always there.

Always.

Waiting.

Do you think the wheelchair

is the worst part?

Wait until you sh*t on yourself.

- Are you finished?

- No, I'm not finished, athlete!

Do the kid a favor

and don't give her false hopes.

You're not a charity.

You're not Sclerotics United.

You're just a guy that runs.

For the time being.

Come on, I want you by my side!

Here, I want you here!

You're doing great, Ramn!

I'm serious, you're doing great.

Great!

Perfect, harmonic, round!

F***ing great!

Something's wrong with this car.

Shift down a gear!

What gear would that be?

I haven't touched anything!

- This car's a f***ing sh*t!

- You've burnt the gearbox!

Manolo, you have no f***ing idea

how to drive!

F***ing hell!

This is a f***ing hipster car!

- You've broken the car!

- I haven't done anything!

I smell something burning.

Well yes, a bit.

But it's been smelling for ten minutes.

You've broken the gearbox!

What gearbox are you talking about?

The car's only a few months old!

I'm the one who's burnt!

First my tablet, then my phone,

and now you break my car.

Okay, it might be time

to get a driver's license.

You're unbelievable, Manolo.

Just keep the good part.

What's the good part?

These views.

Will I be able to do the triathlon?

Forecasting is always tricky.

Specially forecasting the future.

You want to know

what my life is like?

Tell me, what is your life like?

Spin.

- Here? You're nuts.

- Go on, I'll hold you.

- Here?

- Yes, I'll hold you.

Come on, turn around.

That's it.

Come on, that's it.

Welcome to my world.

One foot on the ledge,

and the other on the void.

F*** man, that's f***ed up.

There's no reception in this house.

There's no need for it.

How do I call Inma?

On the phone.

It's been there for 50 years,

and never given me a problem.

It's exercise for the fingers.

This is like living in a cave.

What a mess.

SPAIN WEARS THE YELLOW JERSEY

MARIANO DIAZ WINS THE STAGE

You've run a Tour?

Yeah.

I even won a stage.

Winning a Tour stage

is f***ing awesome!

We broke our backs on the bike.

We shat on ourselves going up hills.

You're full of surprises, old man.

Leave that where you found it.

See?

That's another thing

we have in common.

Yeah?

I also piss and sh*t on myself.

That's good.

Try this one.

Take it.

Medicinal.

- Medicinal?

- Yeah.

Rich in CBD.

- What?

- CD.

CD, right? Just an acronym.

Why did you hang your bike, sir?

Come on.

The bike?

I knew I wouldn't make it

through the mountains

and I'd loose the yellow jersey so...

I didn't want to.

So I said,

"I'm not riding the next stage".

- They kicked me out of the team.

- Not surprising.

Not surprising.

I never got on a bike again.

ut I kept the jersey.

And stop calling me sir.

I'm in better shape than you.

The thing is l...

Manolo, I called you sir...

Just to piss you off.

That was it.

But if you want me

to stop calling you sir now...

The problem is

each time I take a drag on this,

I find you funnier and funnier.

Because sir, I mean you, you...

You're really weird.

Weird...

The weird thing is my daughter

married a guy like you.

That is definitely weird.

What's the matter, Ramn?

For f***'s sake, Ramn!

Is it another one of those attacks?

- Don't worry.

- Manolo, I'm having...

I'm calling an ambulance.

Manolo, I'm having a relapse

on one finger.

Look at it, look at it.

Look. Sit on it.

You can take it home.

Son of a b*tch!

- Son of a b*tch!

- And walk it four times a day.

Motherf***er!

You didn't see that coming.

Easy there.

Don't walk in the sun.

F*** you!

F*** you!

I had everything under control.

And now I can't make any plans.

Every time my foot itches...

I'm scared my heart will stop.

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