100 metros Page #3

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Come on.

- When did you start smoking?

- When I was 11.

You smoke weed in a pipe?

I'd offer you some, but it's the good one.

Men from your generation

can't smoke. Or drink.

Or live, or dance.

Our generation does.

Because that's what men do.

Does Inma know

you're a pothead, sir?

Not a word.

And let's go.

I'm not one of those who likes

to see sunsets next to another man.

What about you?

Worse, right?

I'm really f***ed up.

The other day I had a relapse

that left me without taste.

You can tell.

Because of that sweater.

My mom made it, you idiot.

Your sense of humor

has also left you.

I've got 13 brain injuries.

I've got no sense of humor.

Have you told them

at work already?

Don't worry.

It took me almost two years

to tell them.

It was as if I'd rather have them thinking

I was depressed.

Or that I had cancer.

ut you have to say it.

You have to come out of this closet.

Good morning, gentlemen.

This is Ariadna.

Everyone, Ariadna.

We've got a new acquisition!

Ariadna, sit down,

I'll bring you an IV. Okay?

- Ramn, how are you?

- Good, thanks.

See you.

Hey, hi.

New girl,

would you rather be left

lame, blind, deaf

or mute by a relapse?

Sirs...

have a great time.

- See you, Gandalf.

- See you.

Come on, give it all!

One, two, three four! Photo! Photo!

Sexy, sexy, come on!

Photo! Photo!

Let's see that ass!

Let's see that ass!

Where have you brought me?

Shut up, caveman.

You're not used to leaving the cave.

Hey you!

You can't smoke in here.

No?

I'm calling security.

Yeah?

Come on, faster, come on!

Good.

Little by little.

Step by step.

One, two, one, two.

That's it.

Little by little.

Thanks.

What are you doing? Out!

DO YOU WANT TO E AN IRONMAN?

3.8 KM SWIMMING

180 KM ON IKE

42 KM RUNNING

3.8 kilometers swimming.

180 on a bike.

And 42 running.

- Do people do that?

- Yeah. Me.

What?

I'm doing a triathlon.

An Ironman.

I don't get it.

Didn't you want me to exercise?

Sure. Running.

All right. I'll be an Ironman.

Listen to yourself. Are you mad?

The best memories

come from the craziest ideas.

You're not selling me a car.

I have a year to get ready.

It could help me get my self-confidence back.

I feel confident for you.

ut you've got multiple sclerosis.

Are we really talking about this?

Inma.

You can't control everything.

Why would someone with MS

want to do something like that?

Why would someone without MS

want to do it?

At least I have a goal.

- You want a goal?

- Yes, I want a goal.

Don't fight with my father.

You agree with him?

I can't believe it.

It's all my fault.

Inma, don't worry, It'll be my triathlon.

It's not your triathlon.

Because I'll be doing extra time

to better the pension you've got

while you're running.

Or I'll be taking the kids to school

while you're swimming.

Or I'll be breastfeeding Martin

while you're on the bike.

It's not your triathlon.

It's ours.

What's up?

Nothing, your dad says he'll do

an Ironman.

Cool!

Okay, you can do an Ironman.

But only if you do the training.

Come on.

Here we go.

You're so immature.

Grow up once and for all.

You grow up.

You're so immature.

Are you attending a medieval duel?

Is there a gym around here?

Here. Is there a better gym?

We've got the countryside,

a road, the beach,

and the garden.

The garden.

I could catch something worse

than sclerosis in that garden.

Come on,

let's run a bit. I'm freezing.

You'll run tomorrow.

Today you're getting

a spade and a rake.

Already smoking so early?

You don't have any coffee?

It gives me the shits.

Everything's just great.

Search:
effects of marihuana

on older people.

Can I have it for a second?

Just a second.

But...

My house, my rules.

Come on, like that.

Pick up some pace.

When are we stopping with this

and starting to run?

You can't start running off the bat.

We'll start from the beginning.

This is the Big Bang of training.

Come on.

Those weeds over there.

That's it.

That's it. A bit further and again.

No stopping, no stopping!

How are you?

Great. How are you doing?

Who's that guy?

Who was that guy?

The builder who's doing the roof.

Mind your own business,

collecting potatoes.

Collecting onions.

Collecting! Fingers!

That's f***ing chard!

Never mind, collect everything.

Pull everything out! Fingers!

Sir, I'm fed up with

harvesting your dead garden.

Okay, look me in the eye!

What do you see?

I'm a f***ing meat-eater,

for f***'s sakes!

I don't like vegetables!

So now put your hands in...

Put them in the earth

and grab everything!

Fingers, fingers!

I don't need training!

And I'm f***ing sick

of getting my hands dirty!

I'll let you know I'm here for Inma!

And I was doing it for you.

You're breaking my heart.

What heart?

Swim, run, pedal!

A f***ing monkey can do that!

I heard you.

I said it out loud!

May God help us.

- Rice?

- No, flour.

And I'll change the sack.

There it is, put your hand in.

Come on.

- Rice.

- Flour.

And I'll change the sack.

There it is.

- Coffee.

- No, rice.

I can walk for miles,

but this is f***ing excruciating.

This is training for your brain.

Have you been reading up

on sclerosis?

Put your f***ing hand in.

Flour.

Good.

See how you're getting better?

Come on.

We're going to prune a few plants

I've got to revive.

Okay...

Manolo...

There they are.

I'm going to call the police

and report you.

F*** off.

You think it's right to have

these poor plants like this?

They're freezing.

Wine?

No. Drinking and smoking

is the worst thing an athlete can do.

I want some, of course.

How's the training going?

Considering the only thing

I've done is paint, sow,

and exterminate mole hills,

pretty bad.

Your father has no idea

what he's doing.

To do karate you first have

to catch flies with chopsticks.

Pass me the salt, slacker.

What's taking you so long?

Sorry.

God damn it!

Do you want some

of my lettuce, sir?

No.

- No?

- No.

- We'll change plates.

- No.

No.

Holy sh*t! Inma.

He's scared me.

What are you doing here, Dad?

Didn't you want to run?

Let's go.

You better start running both.

It's five am.

Knees up! Come on, that hand.

Technique, come on, higher!

Knees up! Higher!

Touch the tire.

Come on, turn.

That hand.

Come on, Ramn, that's it.

Straight, come on, that's good.

That hand. Technique.

The hand. Come on, be lively.

Lively!

Very good Ramn, sh*t.

Turn.

Straight. Unlucky.

- F***! F***ing sh*t!

- Okay, okay.

F***!

Manolo, this makes no sense.

I can't do it!

Let's see, Ramn.

See.

If you finish a triathlon...

You can have anything

you want from me.

Is this some cheap

motivating technique?

It's a way of saying

you're pathetic.

Totally pathetic.

If that's what you think,

keep it to yourself.

Pathetic.

You're my father in law.

Otherwise I'd tell you to f*** off.

I agree completely.

If you weren't my son in law

I'd tell you to f*** off right now.

If you want my respect,

you've got to earn it.

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