10 Rules for Sleeping Around Page #4

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I'm sure she thinks the thesaurus is a dinosaur.

Hello?

-Hi Ben.

Kate, hey baby. Hi.

Do you have a woman staying in my house?

And before you lie, i'd like to remind you

that i'm here right now.

And she's right in front of me.

I know you will never believe this by looking at her..

But she's a very talented writer.

She has this great idea for a book.

And because the business is running on fume,

In advance..

I thought she can stay at the house for free while she writes.

And at the same time, housesit,

as to protect your investment.

And as for not telling you..

Quite honestly i forgot.

You know, keys and glasses you forget..

A Brazillian bombshell staying in the master bedroom of your girlfriend's house, you don't forget!

Don't you think that if i knew that if you were going there..

I would call her and tell her to leave?

This is not over.

I love me my Kate.

Your my Kate.

Is Vince there yet?

We're definitely gonna talk about this.

There's nothing going on.

I actually think it's her cheating on me,

but she puts me on the defense, weird.

First i get that crazy sextext..

And that brand new dress she never worn..

And my sex maniac partner goes to the hamptons..

To figure out our business, and at the same time

she's there and i can't get a hold of them?

Are you saying something, young man?

He is a three time loser.

His business is going under,

his girl is two-timing him..

And on top of it all,

his partner is stuping her.

That's certainly one interpretation.

So here's where you've been hiding.

What's smell like burn cat hair?

You gotta go.

My husband would murder you.

Your husband?

You're married?

I knew it.

Writer my ass.

That liar!

Where are my pants?

They were right here.

Cameron!

Wait, i'll find you some clothes.

-You see this?

Where are my clothes?

All burned up.

-How?

No time for explanations.

-That bastard is cheating on me.

I need pants.

He's on his way.

-No, your husband can't come.

I'm naked.

Oh my god.

Sh*t. He looks mean.

F***.

Your husband is here.

What?

Vince is at the door.

-Good, let him in, i'll ask him how long Ben's been banging the bimbo.

Come on.

No, this way.

This way!

This is great.

Where did baby Huey go?

-Stop it.

He just looks young.

You're here, hi.

Didn't hear you come in.

You are beautiful.

God damn, you find the place okay?

Who the hell are you?

I'm Vinnie.

Are you not Jannie, my naughty craiglist hottie?

I'm calling the police.

Relax, anybody's calling the police, it's me.

Ben didn't tell me anybody was staying here.

He didn't tell that circus was coming to town either.

Sounds hinky, i'm Ben's partner.

And that sounds hinky to me.

If you were Ben's partner,

you should know i'm here.

The bastard's cheating on me.

That bastard's cheating on you.

I'm gonna circumsized him.

.

This is exaclty why Vince and i

have an open relationship.

Then why are we hiding in the boathouse?

Maybe he's having an affair too.

No, Vince would never, rule number 4 remember?

Always an away game.

But you're here.

I didn't think of that.

Never mind about you,

i am getting even..

Tonight.

To think, i could have hooked up with Matt at the party, but i said no.

You would not even cheat on a math test.

I can just see you dining on Wiener and Balls.

No, i'm doing it.

Even if it's Owen.

Owen's gay.

Not tonight he's not.

Kate?

Gaby?

Vince?

-Hey!

Don't do that!

-Do what?

Is she here?

-Oh yeah.

No, she's not, but why are you holding out on me?

Is Kate here?

No, you can stop acting like all freaked out now, okay?

She's gone.

Did you talk to Emma Cooney yet?

Of course, relax.

She couldn't been more pleasant.

-That's great.

When do we meet?

-Tonight at the party.

SHe invited you?

Not exactly.

But she gave you an invitation?

Not exactly.

But you're on the list?

Not exactly.

-Stop it.

How are we going to the party?

I don't know about you,

but i'm crashing.

Vincy Wincey!

I'm Vince.

-Oh my God!

Yes!

And you brought a friend.

-My best friend Wendy!

Hello.

Since we never see each other..

I didn't know if you're gonna be like a creep..

Or one of those gadget predator freaks

or whatever..

I'm no creep.

He doesn't look like a creep.

Come on, this is Ben.

Vince told me.

You're the guy with the women problem.

Poor little fella.

Your casa is tight..

We are gonna have mad fun.

Excuse me, what are you doing inviting the Jersey Shore in here?

Kate's already think i'm cheating with gaby.

Aren't you?

-No, of course not.

Why not?

The fact that you're hiding Gaby from Kate mean subconsiencely, you want something to happen.

Hold on, just because you have a screw up relationship, doesn't mean..

I'll stop you right there.

I love my wife..

I'd die for her, do not judge what you don't understand.

Yo Vinnie, when are we going to the beach?

Very soon.

I just don't get how you're fine with your wife banging every swinger in a tri-state area.

You think Cam has fooled around?

Cam is a shopper.

The way to get her off

is to yell Sale.

Honestly Vince, is the Emma Cooney thing bolt

so you can have your little..

Vince Gone Wild weekend?

Vin, where can we put our stuff?

Upstairs, but first..

Who wants martinis?

Only they won't be tinies..

He's so ready.

Get them out of here right now.

I can't.

-Why not?

They are our ticket into the party.

Martinis are nice,

but mojitos are nicer.

Go, go!

Shuh..

Bad, bad..

Did baby Hugh go home to mommy?

Stop it with the baby jokes.

He told me he was 24.

That's gross.

Why did you get a dog?

Sorry.

Why me?

See that?

Would you look at that? Is that beautiful?

What?

-Nothing.

The beach!

We need sunbathing.

Oh my God, you are bad.

You're bad.

-You're bad.

-Ladies, you're both bad.

He is so tomorrow's obituary.

God damn it.

You girls have lovely tan.

We got them dyed in..

Turks and Cacos.

I love to dye for konk..

Me too.

I don't get it.

What about your open relationship?

It's just slammed shut.

Cameron, i don't understand.

I thought that you agreed to this.

I did, but..

It's only because i didn't want to lose him.

Benjamin, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is 3, you need one.

Make a fourth, please.

-I need that one.

Before Vince and i got married..

I knew he was wild and..

Unpredictable.

How do i love him, right?

I guess i kinda thought if i let him be with

other women afterwards..

He'd..

He'd realized that i'm the only one he wants.

You've never done it.

You can't do it.

You're a monogamous.

How about some music, Benny?

We need music.

Music, can you put the music on, Ben?

There you go, music.

Come on, come on.

I got some moves to show you.

I got some moves to show you..

Come on ladies, let's get you upstairs.

Come on, let's go.

Hell no!

Your room, ladies..

Oh, there's only one bed.

That's okay.

We can sleep together.

Why didn't i think of that?

Go away, dog.

Stop it..

Keys, keys, where did she put those keys?

Wait, what?

I don't mean to get all uptight, and judgey..

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