10 Years Page #8

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- Oh, God.

Pretzels? Yeah.

Pretzels?

Bye, Snoopy.

- Bye, Snoops.

- Pretzels.

Let's go, baby.

Ow!

AJ:
I don't understand

why she's leaving already.

She's too fun to be leaving.

Without one of us, you mean.

Would you- I mean, honestly.

Would you have actually

gone home with her?

I just wanted to know

I could've...

if I wanted to.

You know?

- Right.

- But that's--

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I get it.

You okay, pal?

( Sighs )

You're right.

I shouldn't have

bought the boat.

- It was stupid. I--

- You wanted a boat.

No, I just-- I've taken

the boat out one time.

I don't even have access

to water where I live. It doesn't--

- Wait, really?

- Yeah.

Well, you gave it a shot.

I don't know why, but--

I can't even pretend to be

a boat guy.

You wanted a boat.

Pfft.

Anna:

It was so great to see you.

I want that boat.

- You know what we should do?

- Huh?

We should follow her home.

That's a little creepy.

Toilet paper her house.

Yeah? You want to?

J' Oh, yeah-

been all around the world J'

J' Come on, Pretzels J'

J' Scotty P is back I

J' Whoo, Scotty P is back I

J' Suki, Suki's back J'

J' I came for the party I

J' To get naughty I

J' With my dress on J'

J' Eat popcorn,

watch you move your body... J'

You wanna do karaoke?

No.

You want a drink?

OkY-

- All right.

- Beer.

OkY-

- Thanks.

- You're welcome.

- What do you need, guy?

- 12 tequila shots.

- What?

- 12 tequila shots.

- Honey, give me the debit card.

- No.

I am not gonna pay

for those shots.

- You're not. I'm gonna pay for them.

- No, you're not. It's my debit card.

Let go. Let go.

Frantz:
J' There I go, there I go,

there I go... J'

I'm 50..

Mary:
I've told you about Jake.

I've told you about my dad.

Come on.

Are you kidding me?

There's so much awkwardness

that's going on.

Are you gonna pretend like there's not

an awkward thing that happens

- at 10-year reunions?

- J' Yeah... J'

We remember old stuff

from the past.

A lot of it, for me,

has to do with my dad.

It's not all pleasant, happy memories.

It does feel awkward.

. Okay-

. Sorry-

J' All around the world,

same song 4'

J' All around the world,

same song... J'

I'm gonna go check on Cully.

You just-- are you gonna pay

for these shots?

Mm-mm.

I'll be right back.

(sighs)

Sam:

I'm tired.

Do you want a drink?

I can get you a beer.

- No, go talk to your friends.

- I will, thank you.

I'll see you in a little bit.

J' All around the world,

same song... J'

- I love you.

- I love you, too.

I'll see you in a little bit.

Do you wanna go outside

and have a cigarette?

- Yes. Yes, please.

- You do?

Okay, let's go.

It's time to get on the floor.

Dre!

Dre, I see you out there, baby.

Come on.

- Watch this.

- Scott:
Get your bootie on the floor.

Listen up.

Whoo.

J' It's Scotty P, the freaky deaky I

J' The squeaky meaky,

up and down J'

J' Well, as a matter of fact, I'll be

right back, I gotta take a leaky J'

J' So I'm drainin', entertainin',

but I got fame J'

J'An' the bases I touch, too much

for me tryin' to be namin'... J'

Let's go, ladies.

J' You saw me on cable an' grin I

J' I busted in

an' I was goin' to win J'

IA Clark Gable back in Oakland,

it's the same old song... J'

Dre:

G-Money's in the building!

J' Hypothetical, political, lyrical,

like Miracle Whip J'

J' Like butter,

my rhymes are legit J'

J' 'Cause I'm the humpty,

not Humpty Dumpty... J'

No, I gotta get back to my wife.

Get it in, G.

Come on, G.

Cosmic sandwich,

cosmic sandwich.

J' Settle down

when I come around J'

J' Get some fame, people change,

wanna live they life high J'

J' Same song, can't go wrong,

if I play the nice guy... J'

- Dre:
Show 'em what you got, baby!

- J' All around the world, same song... J'

- Yeah, G!

- J' The same old song J'

Dre:

Come on!

( Cheering )

J' All around the world,

same song 4'

J'All around the world... J'

Dre:
Watch this, watch this.

He's going in. He's going in.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Watch out!

J'All around the world,

same song. J'

( cheering, clapping )

That's how we do it at Pretzels.

Keep it up for the rest of the night,

baby. Let's do this.

Frantz:

G-Money's in the house.

Haven't done that in a while.

What?

That was insane.

That was really, really good.

Yeah. Really?

- Hi.

- m.

Hi.

I hate that there's always

a line for the girls.

I know. It's so unfair.

Men have it way easier.

No. Jake and I

used to race each other.

I'm quick.

Now I'm gonna have to be quick, though.

Since I said that.

( Stall door bangs )

All right.

( Stall door bangs )

AJ:

All right, slow down.

- Kill the lights.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Oh, sh*t.

AJ:

No, no, no.

Marty:
Why does that house

look so familiar?

I feel like we've been here before.

- Really?

- Wait a minute.

Dude, that's- I think that's

the house she grew up in.

Yeah.

Well, it's a nice house.

Yeah.

What do we do?

We just wait for her to go to bed?

Let's... let's get supplies.

OkY-

Let's get a lot of supplies. I want to

paint this house whiter than a--

- A Jimmy Buffet concert?

- A Jimmy Buffet concert.

- A Phish show.

- Fo' sho.

No, a Phish show.

Like the band Phish.

AJ:

Fo' shizo.

(voices overlapping,

music continues )

(Jake laughing )

I don't know

if that was horribly good

or horribly bad

or horribly amazing.

- Amazing.

- I know she was amazing,

but I'm not sure

about you and Frantz.

She's amazing, isn't she?

I told you she was amazing.

You're next, Jake.

And you're gonna do it with me, too.

- Suki:
Yeah, you're next.

- Hey, hey.

Hey-

- Where you been?

- Baby, I think I'm gonna go.

- What? No.

- Yeah. No, it's fine.

It's totally fine.

I'm just really tired.

Okay, okay. All right.

Let me just say bye to everybody.

No, no.

I want you to stay.

- No, I want him to stay.

- We just met you.

- I want you to catch up.

- I'm not gonna stay without you.

I swear to God,

I'm just really tired.

It's fine.

It's totally fine. It's fine.

Just give me one minute.

I'm gonna talk to her.

I'm not even gonna say goodbye.

'Cause I'll see you in a minute.

( Scanner beeping )

- Marty:
Thank you.

- AJ:
Thanks, Case.

You have no idea

what we're gonna do with this.

No idea.

How are we--

We're gonna be wiping

our asses for years.

How are we gonna carry

all these?

Oh, sh*t.

That's a good point.

Hey, Casey. Do you sell these

in a much bigger package?

Make it easier to carry?

I mean, like a 72-count pack?

No?

Look, if you wanna go,

let's just go.

No, I want to go.

I don't want you to go.

No, I don't care.

I'm not gonna just slay here.

Oh, my God.

Please let me have the keys.

- No. Why?

- Can I have the keys?

- Tell me why.

- Why? I'm tired.

- That's it.

- But why?

What's" what is the deal?

OkY-

- What happened?

- With what?

Come on.

You know,

I know everything about her.

But I don't know

why you guys broke up.

You've never told me

what happened.

I don't know.

Her dad died.

So she stayed here

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