10 Years Page #9

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and I stayed with her.

And I don't--

things got really serious after that.

I don't know.

I stayed as long as I could...

till I just couldn't stay anymore.

I just needed to go to college

and grow up.

So have you grown up now?

What-- what kind of- come on.

What-- I don't--

I really don't understand.

What you want me to say here?

- Okay, let's just go.

- I don't want you to go.

- I don't--

- I don't want you to go.

Jake, I don't want you to go.

It's your 10-year reunion.

Just go inside.

I'm tired.

Come back when you're ready.

(engine starts)

( music continues)

Dre:

Uh-oh.

Garrity, now that's what I call

a rump roast.

Olivia:

No, I get down.

Hey.

Your girl got a little bit,

but she's shakin' what she's got.

Garrity:
She got some moves,

doesn't she?

- Dre:
Yeah.

- They're my new friends.

- Garrity:
Have fun.

- I'm her new friend.

Olivia:

I have new friends.

- You locked down a good one.

- Yeah, I know.

Dre:
Now me...

I'm about to go on a safari.

( laughs )

You're really never gonna

settle down, are you?

Nah.

I tried already.

Garrity:

Yeah? What happened?

Didn't stick.

Olivia:

They love me. I'm fun.

Come here, girl.

Mmm-mm.

Come on, man.

Get in this.

Okay, that was fun.

That was fun.

- What are we doing next?

- Yeah.

- Suki:
Vanilla Ice?

- Scott:
Ooh, genius. I like that.

- So no go with Jess?

- She was tired.

( Scott groans )

- You all right, man?

- Mm-hmm.

- What?

- Hey, guys.

- What's up?

- Oh, look who decides to hang out

- for a second.

- Yeah. What's going on?

You're in town for one night.

And we haven't seen you once.

What's going on?

- You guilting me?

- Maybe a little bit, yeah.

Aww.

- Scott:
Who's the girl?

- Elise?

Mm-hmm.

Who's Elise?

What do you mean,

"Who's Elise"?

- Reeves:
We went to school with her.

- Yeah, man.

Physics class.

Mr. Ferguson.

Nope, nothing.

What's going on with Mary?

How's it going?

Jake:
What do you mean,

"How's it going"?

Is she how you remember her?

No.

No?

- But no one is, so...

- I know.

- It's weird.

- It's cool.

- It's cool?

- Yeah, I like it.

You're so weird.

(AJ, Marty

laughing, whispering )

AJ:

Oh, sh*t.

This one's for

the Goo Goo Dolls.

Marty:

This one's for Darfur.

It's so soft. I can't wait to use it

on my ass later.

AJ:
Should we use eggs?

Should we use eggs? Too much?

- I think we're good for now.

- Okay.

- Thanks.

- Let's do it at the same time.

- Okay.

- Give yourself a little tail.

- It's really nice.

- Oh, that's a good tail.

How long is your tail?

- See, my tail keeps breaking off.

- That's a good tail.

- Okay, you ready?

- Fo' sho!

( laughing )

- So much.

- There's so much already.

- It's actually kind of beautiful.

- It's really beautiful.

- I hope she finds the beauty in it.

- I think she will.

Bartender:
Get your money out,

people. Don't be shy.

- I'm still waiting on that beer, bro.

- Get your money out.

I mean,

you got the time here.

- Bartender:
What do you need?

- Man:
Yo, what's the holdup?

- Bartender:
I see you.

- Hey.

Where's-- where's Paul?

Um, early day tomorrow.

- So called it a night.

- Mm.

Jer.

( slapping )

- Scott:
Jer?

- Where's Jess?

Uh, same.

Tired.

Tired.

She went back to the hotel.

I think they're both tired

of our 10-year reunion.

I would be.

- Jer.

- Mary:
They should've shared a cab.

- Jake:
That would've been awkward.

- There's only one of me.

Excuse me, miss.

I'm so sorry.

I'm going in.

- Who wants a drink?

- Jerry:
What are you doing?

Scott:
Baby, you in the weeds.

I'm just helping you out, all right?

- Jerry:
Everybody pays. Everybody pays.

- Yes, sir.

Jerry:
Okay.

Who's next? Get your money out.

- Uh, beer.

- What kind of beer? Bud?

- Bud's fine.

- That's fine? Good.

There you go. Bam.

Done. Mary, you?

Um, just water.

- You better be driving.

- I am driving.

All right, all right. Water it is.

You fine, you fine.

- ( Register beeps )

- Baby, what do you want?

- Jack and Coke.

- Jack and Coke? Jack and Coke.

Man, I made some serious drinks

while I was over in Japan.

- I'm keeping all the tips.

- Amazing drinks.

I'm serious.

I'm definitely gonna come visit you.

- ( Scott laughs)

- I promise.

I know I've been saying it,

bu! I'm gonna come before you leave.

- For sure.

- All right. I'm gonna hold you to that.

- Wow.

- Done.

When are you coming back?

All night long,

I get that question.

You know what?

You wanna hear a dirty secret?

I might never come back.

This might be the last time

anybody ever sees Scotty P in Pretzels.

So you're just gonna leave? You're not

gonna come see your family,

- your parents anymore?

- Parents are retiring, man.

Both of 'em, this year.

So they're contemplating moving over.

- Mary:
Wow.

- What do you need?

That's crazy.

And kind of sad.

Scott:

No, no, no.

I love the fact that I got to

come back with Suki.

But you know, I loved high school,

I loved college,

and now I love Japan, man.

I love everything that I've been able

to do in my life.

And, you know what? I'm probably

gonna love what I do next, right?

Whatever happens.

So...

Why spend your time

looking back

when you've got so much

to look forward to?

You know what I'm saying?

Crazy, yeah.

Sad? Pfft.

No. No way.

(tapping microphone)

- Hello?

- ( music plays)

- Uh-oh.

- He's so drunk.

J' Never seen you looking so lovely

as you did tonight J'

J' I've never seen you

shine so bright... J'

AJ:
Oh, sh*t.

Marty:
I don't know if we--

do you think we've done enough?

My arm's so sore.

J' Lady in red I

J' Dancing with me... I

( scattered laughter )

J' Nobody here I

J' Just you and me... I

We should take a picture of it.

- It's gorgeous.

- It's a winter wonderland.

I know.

Shh.

J' Never forget, yeah... I

Sh*t. Sh*t.

J' The way you look tonight... J'

Beep hoop boop.

Musical break, four measures.

Shots!

Oh, my God.

( Groans )

Marty?

- Is that you?

- Marty:
No.

( laughing )

Hey. Sorry.

- Hey.

- AJ

- What the fu--

- J' Never forget... J'

(AJ and Marty laughing )

- 0h, my God.

- Yay.

J' Asian in beige I

J' The Asian in beige I

J' I'll never forget... J'

( chuckling )

(whispering )

J' The Asian in beige. J'

Peter:

Would you just-- I have to--

I have to-- get off.

Get off me.

One more.

I wanna do another one.

( People groaning )

Cully:

I'm doing it.

I'm actually

allergic to pretzels, so...

- So...

- being here is really dangerous for me.

Reeves:

So your tongue is swelling up?

- No, I have--

- That's important information.

Cully:

Reeves, they have your song.

- Reeves!

- What's up?

They have "Never Had."

They have "Never Had"!

Oh, Jesus.

They have your song

in the karaoke machine.

I want you to sing it.

- Really? You're gonna do this--

- I would love it--

I actually would love it

if you sang the song.

Everybody, Reeves.

Who wants Reeves to sing the song?

( Cheering )

Reeves!

- You're gonna make me do this?

- I'm not gonna make you do it.

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