13 Demons Page #2

- Look, I know these rules,

they're silly and everything,

but come on, we can at least say

that we're playing 13 demons.

The game that's banned,

that was burned.

Lives were.

You know what I mean?

It's like Everest.

You know, you gotta try it.

- I'm so confused, man.

- Whatever.

- No, I.

It has this odd aroma and

my olfactory's all screwy,

but it kinda smells like

this thing's been buried

under like burned leaves.

- I know, I know.

Yeah, it does stink a little.

I thought that, too.

- Okay, but I do

smell it, all right?

- Well it's an old game.

I mean this is the game our

grandfathers played with.

- Do you smell it?

Like more intensely than you

did like maybe two minutes ago?

- I got somethin' you

can smell intensely.

- No, that's.

- Is it getting stronger?

- Dude, yes.

- I mean, I don't

mind the smell.

- I don't know, dude.

Smell my f***in', here.

- I like this better.

Oh, oh, sh*t.

- Yeah, no, that's.

- F*** it, come on guys,

let's just play, man.

Let's just do one

step at a time,

and let's f***in' play

man, let's do this.

Okay.

- Golden paladins

quickly approach

the miscellaneous

bookkeeper of Vesbin.

- You approach a

wounded minotaur

in the shrouds of Crell.

- A centurion guards the path.

You must fight the centurion.

- 30 crystalline water pieces.

- Golden paladin must

enter the Efrin wilderness.

- You approach two trolls

guarding the bridge.

- This don't make any sense.

- This is weird.

- I know, this game is so lousy.

- After taming the

shrewd beast of Borthank.

- They come across

burnt Willow tree,

currently still on fire.

- Retrieve five jubles

after the beggar Springs.

- The magical minstrel tells

you the parable of the sower.

- The blistered masses of buck?

- You've reached the forbidden

city of the mud people.

- You get the dagger of honor.

- This Ruby-encrusted Griffin.

- Flacid pilgrims of Glovert.

- The kind gentleman

gently offers you a voucher

at the drunken druid inn.

- He wonders if they are tired

and would like to

stay for the evening.

- Retrieve five liams against

the forkwill and wait.

- The blood bathers

captured the Duke's wife.

There is a bounty.

400 gold crowns.

- The Maxwolf of Freydor?

- To accept the

challenge, roll the die.

- Roll dice.

- I must slay you, you

three-titted harpee!

Oh, god.

Son of a b*tch.

- I was waitin' on this one.

- I said that before, you

can't go through the trees.

- Am I doing this wrong?

- Apparently, you go

into another monster.

- No, we are the paladins.

We cannot join forces with a

monster, anything like that.

- Is that right, I don't know.

- I get why this is banned, man.

- Son of a b*tch.

F*** this game.

- The book smells way better

than the game though, man.

- Old burned book smell.

Like that one book where

they burn all the books.

- Burned leaves.

- It's like just like

f***in' burned leaves, man.

Just like burned leaves.

- I'm kinda gettin' in

to this sh*t.

I think it's fun, right?

I told you.

- Aw, this game's ridiculous.

- It gets a little addicting.

- Dude, I got a six.

- Ha!

- That's what I'm

f***in' talkin' about.

- There we go.

- Roll the die.

- You need to destroy the

doomsday clock, said the bard.

- You encounter the

prince of Athels.

- Four hundred gold

crowns goes to you.

- The morning star

of earthquakes.

- You encountered the

raging Rockman of Forthank.

- I won the shield of strength.

- The thunderquaker.

- Dude, the brass cummerbund.

- The unbreakable

Clay jar of Jarek.

- You will approach the

golden beetle chair.

- The old hag offers

you 40 krugers.

- The Baker's girl rewards

you with three sweet cakes.

- Entered into the

valley of horsemen.

- The maiden thanks you for

decimating the juggernaut.

- The chisel of Mangorge.

- You convert the crowns

into silver platinum togards.

- You just entered

into the grand gala

of the eagle silver man,

and the eagle silver woman.

- How long have we f***in'

been playin' for, man?

- What time is it?

- Oh, about, two days,

it feels like.

- Hey, can I hit your

Basilisk, by the way.

- Yeah man, yeah.

- Thanks, man.

- Time flies when you're

having fun, right?

- I mean, we're close

to our demon bases, so.

Let's just play until that, man,

and we'll call it quits.

Let's just get

somewhere in this game.

Let's just complete a goal, so.

All right.

- All right, so.

- That's a five,

dude, that's good.

- About time.

- Ooh.

- You approach the demon's lair.

Hm.

- Read it, man.

- Yeah.

Demon is armed with a weapon.

Approach.

To be

enveloped in

embrace of your

paladin destiny.

- Too much

stuff and not enough cash?

Come to Greenville quick cash.

We buy and sell gold

jewelry, music, movies,

games, electronics,

tools, textbooks,

music equipment and more.

Be sure to check out our

couple's sexual wellness store,

full browse online

at xxxtoybox. Com

that's 3901 capitol

drive, on the corner

of Chicago drive and

Wilson in Centertown mall.

Also visit Cd DVD exchanges.

At the corner of 28th

street and east parish.

- Your news team is next.

Live, local, late-breaking news.

- A body was found

early this morning

in the alley behind

Doleman's market.

The man suffered a

fatal blow to the head

with a blunt object.

Police have no

leads at this time.

- I'm so troubled

that those people died.

- Where.

Where were we in this, is it?

We left off with you, right?

- Hm?

- No.

It's not yours, is it?

- Huh?

- You.

You got to the demon

base last night, right?

- Uh, that's right, I was.

I had to go across the pass.

- The pass.

Yeah dude, you were

on the citadel.

- Yeah, I got to the demon.

Yeah.

What the hell?

No, that one was

always that color?

- No, when's this

game from, like?

The 70s, yeah, man.

It's like a f***in'

mood ring or some sh*t.

- When'd they make mood rings?

What year was that made?

- Same year as the

pet rock, dude.

- That's pretty

cool, though, man.

- F*** yeah.

Hey boys, let's see what

else this thing does.

I mean, if it does that

sh*t without tellin' you,

let's see what else it does.

- All right, you're up, man.

- All right.

Congratulations,

golden paladin warrior.

Vanquishing your first demon.

Victory is well earned,

however your journey

is not yet complete.

To meet your fate, you must

first advance to the next quest.

You find yourself

standing on a hill

covered with scorched brush.

The trees

around you are black skeletons,

brown, shriveled skins dangling

where once the branches

dipped with red apples.

The sky's a sea of red,

choking with smoke.

Your village lay in ruin.

Demons chase young children

through the streets.

Sound of wailing fills the air.

You hear cracks like thunder.

Armies of demons riding

across the realm,

war, famine, pestilence,

tragedy, misery,

cut down your people

wherever you look.

Horrified, you raise

from your nightmare.

You fly past the ruined

trees of blasted earth

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes