13 Demons Page #4

- Go back to oblivion to

suck on your mother's teat.

- I'll f***in' kill you, dude.

- Prepare for combat.

- Police are

blaming the recent murders

on an insurgence of the

fantasy role-playing board game

13 demons.

The game was banned 30 years ago

due to excessively

violent murders

perpetrated by players

who were convinced they

were living in the game.

When questioned, the players

admitted to the murders,

stating they were slaying demons

in order to advance in the game.

Victims were killed by blunt

force trauma to the head.

One suspect stated, we must

strike them in the head

because demons have no hearts.

Police here on the

scene of a fatal beating

on the city's southeast side.

They found the body of

a man who had suffered

many blows to the head and body.

The suspect was covered

in what appeared to be

body armor made from

household items.

His femoral artery had

been severed in the attack

and bled to death at the scene.

When police arrived,

his last words

were about failing his mission.

An unidentified man was

found on the sidewalk

at 1205 first street.

Neighbors said they

heard a lot of yelling

and reported fighting

and shouting,

I kill ye demon, we are

the knights of the realm!

- Please release me

from this dungeon.

- It's not gonna happen.

- Release me from my bonds.

- No!

- I've had enough

of your insolence.

You'll suffer me

like I am a fool.

You are a fool for

keeping me here.

I am trapped when I

should be out there

saving your realms!

- You kill innocent

people, a**hole!

- I will not waste my time

with your elven tribe.

- This person deserve to die?

- Yes.

- And this one?

- Yes.

- What about this one?

- Yes.

- So this one had to die?

- Yes.

- This guy.

- Indeed.

- And this one?

- Yes.

- This one?

- Yes.

- And that one?

- Yes.

- We got this guy.

- Yes.

- And this one.

- Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

- A five year old child!

- He was not a boy anymore.

He was at least a gremlin,

with wing boots of silver.

- Fasted demon I had seen

in all of the 26 realms.

- A five year old kid?

- We could not catch

one of these lightly,

this was a major victory,

this was a supreme triumph,

and you wave it in my

face as if it is nothing,

where I am saving your realm.

- You recognize him?

- Yes, he is my comrade.

Was.

- Do you know this guy?

- He is no friend of mine.

- So what were

you fighting over?

Girls, drugs?

Money?

Why do you wanna

kill your friend?

- He was my comrade, he is now

the final demon I must slay

to complete my mission.

Is he here?

- Well look, that's

none of your business.

That's our business.

- I sense he's here.

- Do you not understand?

His quest was impure.

- Damn straight, b*tch.

- He's the last demon,

and I must kill him.

I must kill him.

- So he's number 13.

- Yes.

I would like to see him, please.

- No.

- Then at least let

me have my weapon.

- No.

- I besiege you, sir.

Give me my weapon.

- No!

- May I have my weapon, please?

- You can repeat yourself

till you get redder in

the face, motherf***er.

- Where is my weapon?

- Three

bodies were found overnight

in the city's southeast side.

They were all found

near their cars

and had suffered fatal

blows to the head.

Neighbors in the area are

scared to leave their houses.

Police believe these

murders are linked

to the board game killer.

- Family members gathered

waiting for any

news from the lead.

- The bodies

of a five year old boy

and his mother were

found early this morning

in Bakerswood.

I hear that they were

bludgeoned to death

with a large stick found nearby.

The police are getting closer

to locating the

killer or killers.

It's a parent's worst nightmare.

- Yield, yield!

Yield.

Yield.

Yield.

I just need rations

for my soldier.

- Very well, take your rest.

But at least show some

respect for this quest

and your weapon and sheathe it.

- You mock me.

With a head so clear.

No, your head is full of

rubyroot smoke, it is.

- I have been pure since

day one of this quest,

dear paladin brother.

- You have not been pure,

you have been touched by

the maiden's wizard sleeve.

- I am pure!

I have been pure since

day one of this quest.

Dare you challenge

the validity of this?

- Pure.

- Pure, as pure as

a paladin could be

that ever could be

and ever will be.

Need I remind you how

many demons I have slayed?

How many have you slain?

- Ah!

The realm knows no

dirtier soul than yours.

Cleanliness.

Nothing, you are a slob.

- Slander.

Absolute poppycock

and slander, dear sir.

How dare you!

You are weak, and here I

will be standing still,

ready to slay anything that

dares hinder me from my quest.

- Yes.

I see.

I see your judgment is clouded.

My brother, you just

see only what you want.

Clearly, I see it's only

a maiden's fair tale

but quest is in your mind.

Your quest is for

nothing, brother!

Oh, I see you finding

nothing in front of you

but a maiden's backside!

- As golden paladins,

as brothers,

we uphold this realm.

Only the purest and most worthy.

I take on this burden.

I ask you, sir.

How invested are you

in saving our world?

- I need no companions now.

- Where did you get that?

- Oh, I fetched this

from the valley of Mezer.

- Lies.

- Shall I use it

on you, brother?

- No.

You won't.

Would you make sure?

- Wherever did you

get that fine weapon?

- It was given to me by a hand.

From the golden

Vincine of Calstone.

- What a lie.

- Here it is before

your very eyes.

They lied to you.

- We shall settle

this in the realm.

- Very well.

Bear in mind, comrade,

should our paths cross tonight,

in the realm,

I will meet you with this.

I will catch you

and I will slay you.

- Fair enough, my brother.

If your mind is as

slow as your sword,

or your sword as dreadfully

slow as your mind,

I will not haste

to cut you in two.

For I am the chosen knight.

I am the regal golden paladin

of the vestiges of the realm.

Yes, we will see who we

will see, my brother.

Okay.

- May the kingdom

of the brotherhood

of the golden paladins unite.

- May the wind of

pan be at your back.

- May the soul of

inlay take you.

- As I began my spell, I

took the baron's daughter,

tally, and raised her

head for another blast

of her fiery breath.

Cadmont did not

even glance at her.

Only raised the hand holding

the Violet glowing dust

of my defensive spell

as if to remind her

that her effort was futile.

Suddenly, one strong

warrior rose forward

and launched his

mass brutal force

directly at the wizard in

a single desperate leap,

lunging, I struck the

outstretched hand.

Violet dust was

scattered on the air.

The wizard glared at me in fury,

his expression

flickering through

a gamut of emotions

in a split second,

anger, confusion,

amazement, shock,

as he realized he

had dropped the dust

of his defensive spell.

Fear as he saw the dragon

about to unleash her breath,

but I was sure that

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