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Yes, I did.

That's why,

if you let me have a party...

I'd see you as a cool father,

and I'd be more laid-back.

A party?

Yes, a party.

Okay, but on one...

two conditions.

Non-negotiable.

Okay, I'm listening.

Remove your piercing.

Fine? And?

'Children of Paradise'.

Even the title sucks.

A masterpiece.

I've seen it 15 times.

Why see it again, then?

Three hours,

and I bet it's in black and white!

Sh*t!

- You know him?

- He can't see me.

Don't look, don't look.

He's coming this way...

- Keep it zipped...

- Ashamed of us?

Vincent Leroy,

what a surprise!

How are you, Justine?

What's up?

You going into this cinema?

No.

Yes, you are.

Well, see you!

You busy on Saturday night?

Because I'm having a party.

There'll be friends

and music.

If you're not busy...

She's flirting.

That could be cool. I like parties

with friends and music.

Won't you introduce your friend?

Spike.

She always thinks

we'll embarrass her.

Spike!

Sir, he's talking to you.

Spike?

And the Snowman, amazing!

Don't you remember me?

Norbert! University!

The school paper,

'Elektrik Sh*t'.

Holy sh*t, Norbert!

Oh my God!

You're still...

alive?

This is nuts!

I remember

like it was yesterday.

You were the brainiac.

You made some weird sh*t.

Good times!

Am I right?

Still in chemistry?

- I've got my own lab.

- No way!

And 'Spike' is working with me.

Hard-core! It's a blast!

The dream team.

Do you remember?

Hos'n'blow.

Got anything to smoke?

I'm with my daughter.

We have to go.

It's starting soon.

Bye, Norbert Take care.

Nice to see you.

Leroy, Pauline...

Are you Vincent's mother?

Philippe Le Tallec here.

Would you allow your son to come

to my daughter's knees-up on Saturday?

No, no, it's my chance

for some free time...

staying over at my boyfriend's.

Well, drugs,

I can't guarantee anything.

They're all grown up now.

No harm

in a joint now and then.

Pardon me?

What a shame!

No, please don't apologize.

You're most welcome

Goodbye, Mrs. Leroy.

I never...

You slime ball!

Nosy At least

I'm not running away.

It was for posterity.

Tell it to the Hiroshimans.

Low blow!

Get a chance to watch my DVD?

No.

Easy on the vinegar.

I'm trying for blue mayonnaise.

Dinner!

With teens, just learn the basics

and you'll be fine.

Just a few basics.

Think about my workshop.

I don't believe in your thing

Just drop it.

Think what you like, but you'll

admit my family is a success.

My wife is fulfilled.

It's true.

I am fulfilled.

My daughter is happy

and well-adjusted.

She's top of her class

and she won a conservatory prize.

Here's a free demonstration.

'Black Sperm! ' For Eglantine?

That's our generation, not hers.

We'll see.

Black Sperm!

Is this for me?

Really? Killer!

- Are you happy?

- I surprised you knowthem.

Thanks, Uncle.

This is great.

We have to go tell Gaspard.

This is so cool!

Proof by example.

For a scientist like you,

it must resonate.

Eat mayonnaise in hell!

You forgot the Coke!

Look, I'm making your cola.

Minus phosphoric acid.

That's wack.

Taste it before saying

it's not good.

Here!

You need to go now.

You're staying?

Sure!

You'll ruin everything.

Nonsense! I'll be discreet.

Come in, this way! Welcome!

Good evening.

Coats go over there.

That's the living room.

I've got a good feeling

about this party.

You okay?

- What's with Pops?

- I'm going to kneecap him.

Okay, kids, time for some music.

Don't be shy.

On my own, then.

Get out, Dad.

That's so lame!

It's so not cool!

Move. I'm filming.

If you haven't had sex by 15,

you're a loser...

Dear Achille,

I'm making a Nutella omelet.

We need 600 g

of high-grade Nutella.

You pour some omelet.

Then you put, some more

omelet to make a sandwich.

Scary.

Looks gross.

I've got a bad feeling

about this party.

You're no help.

Are you sulking?

I was thinking how nice it was to talk

about the expanding universe...

about curved space.

Now, it's always...

Eglantine's party,

Eglantine's piercing...

Eglantine's rebellion...

Isn't it normal

to worry about kids?

What could happen?

Adisappointing first time,

an unwanted pregnancy...

and an abortion.

It's all relative!

The little sneak.

Sneaky bastard.

Vincent's here!

Brown hash.

- Get off me, loser.

- Calm down, it's me.

Hi, sir Great, you're back.

Yes, I mean no.

Enzo, I'm going to need you

for a vital mission.

Trust me, sir.

I'm the man for thejob!

If I say Vincent isn't to get near

Eglantine all night...

I say no problem!

How's 20 euros?

It's a start.

Okay.

You, here?

We said no adults.

My mistake.

Out you go!

He's eyeing you.

Go for it, Eg.

Okay, give me a second.

It's cool you came.

It was tough.

I had to sneak out.

Really?

Mom thought there'd be drugs.

Want some coke?

- What?

- Kidding.

Your face!

My idiot brother.

- I'll get some water.

- No, thanks.

Who invited you?

I came with my man Problem.

What a b*tch?

What a b*tch!

It's not going well.

Frankly, it's toast.

Thanks, girls.

Why not make him jealous?

Sure, but hoW?

Dance a slow number

with a guy.

Aslow number?

And kill the vibe?

- You sure about this?

- Yeah, look.

Care to dance?

Now that's sucking face.

- Hear that?

- Is it an animal?

Yeah, right.

It is an animal.

And a big one, too.

Will you knock it off!

Having fun, kids?

He left with Karine?

You need us to stay?

No, it's fine.

'Debriefing' tomorrow?

What was that?

You freaked us out.

I lost my balance

coming in the basement window.

I grabbed something,

and there was a huge flash...

then nothing.

Why come in at all?

To make sure everything

was fine, without...

without bothering you.

You only ruined everything.

You okay?

Yes... Thanks.

Still up, Enzo?

It's bedtime, son.

We've got unfinished business.

It's late.

Let's handle it tomorrow.

Adeal is a deal.

I did thejob.

I watched Eglantine all night.

Vincent didn't touch her.

My money, as agreed.

Dad, what's he saying?

Yes, Enzo,

what are you saying?

You're sick.

If only he'd obeyed his mom

after I spoke to her.

Listen, Eglantine...

- Listen, honey...

- You're such a psycho.

You really need help.

- Well, now...

- What?

You'll have to go.

Come on!

We're motivated.

You may feel foolish,

but no one's judging...

Denis?

Motorbikes suck.

Christian, speak it.

Superbowl sucks.

Jean Louis?

Camping sucks.

- What?

- Camping sucks.

My son hates it.

He hates the outdoors?

My son hates it

He hates the outdoors.

Why do you force him?

- Because I'm selfish.

- Very good

Everybody gather round.

Team spirit, unity...

Please welcome

our new comrade, dad.

Come here, Philippe.

Come on.

Amazingly enough, this gentleman

is a leader in his field.

He's an ace, a star.

And yet, like all of you,

he is a pitiful dad.

His example

must make you stronger.

We'll transcend

your uselessness.

Come on dads, hug it out.

That's nice.

Hi.

Got to bail, or we'll be late.

What are you talking about?

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