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We were having breakfast near here.

Estbamos desayunando ah al lado.

And he didn't believe

you were my cousin.

Y l no crea que fueras mi primo.

Ah est. Vladimir en persona.

Here he is, Vladimir in person.

-l can't believe it.

-Good old Vladi!

El viejo Vladi. Monstruo.

-Cousin.

-What's up?

l'll bring you a coee.

Os voy a poner un caf...

-No, no, no.

-Wait, wait.

And then

you'll get the f*** out of here.

-No, no, Vladi.

-No problem.

Vladi, we're just passing by.

-l can't believe it.

-l need your help.

No me lo creo.

Esto no lo toquis, por favor.

Don't touch anything here, please.

Well, you can have just a little.

O s. Tomad un poco.

Pero slo un poco. Para abrir boca.

But eat it there.

Pero comed ah. Estoy preparando la mesa

porque viene una mujer.

l'm lamng the table for a woman.

La aUe haCe de COMiSafia?

En la serie ya le quieres atacar.

The one who plays the superintendent.

You won't stop flirting her

in the series.

-No me manchis la mesa.

-Est muy buena.

-Don't stain the table.

-She's really hot.

-Dile que no me haga fotos en casa.

-Tuto, respeta.

Tell him not to take photos.

Tuto, respect.

-Es familia.

-No quiero molestar.

Ests en, mam?

Ace you ok, m?

iEStS ben, MaM?

Vale, volver algn da. Estoy ben.

Vale, volvere algn da.

Ok, l'll go back some day. l'm ne.

Hoyya he comdo.

Tengo unas salchchas muy rcas.

fou en. Hoxe xa comEURn.

l've already eaten.

l've t great sausages.

Teo unhas sal0chas mo \code(0107)cas.

Cmoas todos os das.

I eatMem evecyday.

Las comotos los das.

Xa te chamare. Estou ocupado.

l'll call you back. l'm busy now.

Ya te Ilamar. Estoy ocupado.

l love you, mom. l love you. ye.

Ouote, mam. Ouote, adeus.

Te quero, mam. Te quero, ads.

Everythng goes wrong.

-Encantado de conocerte.

-lgualmente.

-OK, home. Encantado de coecerte.

-lgualmente.

Drink a bit.

l'm trying to do the crossword.

l'm trying to work it out.

''Luca, the bullfighter's wife''.

What bullfighter?

''Luca, the bullfighter's wife'',

no idea.

-How many letters?

-1 , 2, 3, 4.

-A famous bullfighter?

-l don't know. Luca, Luca Bos!

-Well done.

-Of course, Luca Bos.

She was married to...

Domingun. l believe he was a playboy.

-He really got around.

-Really?

That's what they say.

-What's your name?

-Ana.

-And yours?

-Juan.

And t changed.

mer truth changed.

me muM s no goodanoe,

t's changed.

TheuM doesn't exst,

t ddn't change.

-Don't be disgusting.

-Sit down, Tuto.

Tuto, sintate.

Cunto te quiero, to.

l love you, man.

No se puede beber tanto.

-You shouldn't drink so much.

-Here you are.

-Ah est. Tuto, Ilevas aqu...

-Apestas a alcohol. Sintate ah.

-You reek of alcohol, sit down.

-Where do you shoot the series?

- Dnde fabiS?

-No me hagas una entrevista tipo fan.

Don't give me the typical

fan type interview.

-La foto, chap.

-Se la voy a mandar a mi madre.

-Bravo, the photo bravo.

-l'm going to send it to my mother.

OU hay aUe haCef pafa Salif en la tele?

How can you get on TV?

Cousin, don't be dirty.

What's your game?

Don't give him any sugar.

Jeez, the girl's here.

Ah est la chavala.

No, wait a moment.

-enes que firmarme un autgrafo.

-Vete a la mierda.

You have to give me an autograph.

-Come on, stop it.

-Cousin!

Yes, l'm coming.

Vladi?

-Vladi?

-Please, what's happening here?

-What's wrong?

-Look who's in the kitchen.

-l'm... Are the toilets over there?

-Yeah.

My God.

As soon as the doorbell rings

and this person arrives,

you'll f*** o.

-Who are you waiting for?

-Afriend.

-2 minutes.

-What do you want now?

Es para mi madre.

lt's for my mother, please.

-Tuto, damn it.

-Come here.

lt's like when l met Torrebruno.

Es como cuando conoc a Torrebruno.

You'd never been compared

with Torrebruno.

Torrebruno to me is an icon.

What's your mother's name?

Palmira.

Yo no quiero molestar.

l don't want to be a nuisance.

Tuto, no saba que tu madre tena

nombre de Medio Oriente.

Your mother didn't know she's got

a Middle Eastern name.

ene nombre de excursin.

Vamos a Palmira.

Palmira,

it sounds like an excursion.

Let's go to Palmira.

Sh*t!

Mierda, la fiesta de cumpleaos.

The birthday party!

-lt's today.

-Today?

-La fiesta es hoy.

-HOy?

-S.

-Primera noticia.

-Yes.

-First news.

CMO aUe pfiMefa n OtiCia?

No me haces ni puto caso cuando hablo.

What do you mean first news?

-You never pay attention to me.

-l've got commitments.

-Yo tengo compromisos.

-CMO aUe COMpfOMiSOS?

-What commitments?

-Commitments,

S. Yo no s qu voy a hacer hoy.

l don't know what l'm doing today.

-Sh*t. That's mine.

-Laura.

Ouiet, please.

Un poquito de silencio.

Hello?

Hi, Laura.

Where are you?

What do you mean you can't come?

We arranged to meet now for breakfast.

Don't let him see.

Hello?

-Edu?

-Yes, who is it?

lt's Sol.

Sol? Sh*t, what a surprise.

-It's gn a whle.

-Suce.

Sol comng from the past.

Do you want to...

have lunch with me today?

lf you're free.

Yes, l'm free,

l'm playing in the street,

so l stop when l want.

l want to tell you something.

Okay. In 3 hours. Alright?

Do what you have to do,

and then come.

Take care. Bye.

-You playthe guitar too?

-l have news for you.

TOCaS la Uitaffa taMbin?

You can eat everything on the plate.

-Thanks.

-My guest's not coming.

No viene mi compaera.

This deserves a hip hip hurrah...

VladiMif eS nOMbfe aftStiCO?

Vladimir's a stage name?

Mar?

Hello.

Forget about

the hairdresser thing, ok?

What do you mean?

You don't work in a hair salon.

You're a PE teacher,

with your body you could be.

So l don't work in a hair salon?

If l'm a hairdresser, l'm a fag?

Normally.

-Where do l work? Tell me.

-PE teacher. In my high school.

Ok, in your high school.

-How are you?

-Fine. And you?

Great. And you?

-What a surprise.

-Yes.

You're a bit bald now.

F***. You haven't changed.

Yes, l'm a bit bald.

Hey. Come here.

These strawberries

might not look right either.

Today's my lucky day.

Everything's fantastic.

l'll say that to your brother.

-Sergio, please, don't.

-Todams my lucky day.

Come on, Sergio, please.

Here he is.

Coming.

No, no, no.

Sergio, please, don't screw me.

ls this my disguise?

No, it'sjust a coincidence.

Coming!

He, bro!

-How are you?

-Very well.

l've brought someone,

sorry for not warning you.

This isAna, my brother Victor.

-Hello.

-Hello, how are you?

-Pleased to meet you.

-Likewise.

Here it is.

You're a cook now.

You didn't have a clue before.

No choice with the little one.

-Right, yes, you've got a kid.

-Yes.

-How old is he?

-6.

-He's pretty big now.

-Yes.

-Glasses? Shall l get them?

Yes, they're in the cupboard

bythe door.

So... wine? Do you want some?

Yes, sure.

Okay.

-This is Sergio.

-Hello.

-Ana and Juan.

-Hello, how are you?

-Pleased to meet you.

-Likewise.

Juan Carlos?

Yes, at home they call me Juan.

l feel like l know you

from all the things l've heard.

l hope you like it.

-Cheers.

-Cheers.

-Let's go.

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