21 & Over Page #11

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take my son to his interview.

Well, he's not going with you, so why

don't you just get the f*** outta here?

Oh, no, he's definitely

coming with me.

- Oh, sh*t.

- Look, old man... don't make me beat you in front of your son.

I wouldn't do that.

- Holy sh*t!

- Sh*t!

Whoa!

That's what f***ing happens,

man.

Oh, your dad's

a dick. Oh, my arm.

You should probably stay down.

Let's go!

OK, you need to tell him that you

don't want to be a doctor right now.

I don't think this

is a good time.

- Just f***ing tell him.

- No. You tell him.

- No, no, no.

- I'm not f***ing telling him.

- You f***ing tell him.

- You f***ing tell him.

You're not a p*ssy.

I am a p*ssy.

Tell him right now.

- Let's go, Jeffrey.

Holy sh*t...

Uh...

No, I'm not going.

What the hell are

you talking about?

I don't want to go

to med school.

- I don't want to be a doctor.

- Jeffrey.

I'm not...

No, I'm not a kid anymore, Dad.

I'm 21 years old and...

from here on out,

I'm gonna decide what I do

with my life and that's that.

What are you gonna do? Throw me off a roof?

These guys already did that.

OK.

I get it.

- See, I told you he'd understand, man.

- I get it.

You're even dumber

than I thought.

- Get in the goddamn car, Jeffrey.

- No. No.

- You ungrateful little sh*t.

- Dad!

I can't believe I raised a worthless

piece of sh*t like you...

Oh, sh*t! Dude, what?

- That's my friend!

- Miller! Miller!

- That's my friend, dude.

- Just calm down.

No, Dad.

Why don't you just leave?

Just leave.

Now.

Yeah, you just punched my dad in the face.

I know. It felt good, though.

Hey, man.

My dad's a dick, too.

I, uh... I'm sorry I broke

your apartment.

What the f*** is this?

Just listen to your heart.

- Listen to your heart.

- Yeah. All right, man. OK.

- Nice apology, Randy.

- That was heartfelt, Randy.

See ya, guys!

- Who are those guys?

- Those guys are the weirdest guys.

- They're so weird.

- Yeah.

Dude, another good birthday.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

So, what are you gonna do now?

God, I don't know. You know, I

can do whatever the f*** I want.

You know, for once in my life, I don't

have to do what other people tell me.

I'm just gonna travel

and write music again and...

F*** it. You know,

I'm just gonna live my life.

Yeah.

I'm glad you guys came.

Seriously, thanks for

being such good friends.

Yeah, dude.

Me and Casey will always

be there for you.

- I gotta go.

- What?

- Sorry, just... I'll call you.

- Yeah, way to ruin the moment, dick!

Love you guys! Good job standing

up to your dad, JeffChang!

My f***ing dick hurts.

So swim, until you can't see land

Swim, until you

can't see land

Swim, until you

can't see land...

Nicole, Nicole! Wait, wait.

No, no, no! Stop, stop!

Don't go! Don't...

God damn it! F***.

F***.

Why are you yelling

at my roommate?

But...

- Hey.

- I lent her my car while I'm traveling.

Oh, that's great.

Um...

Was there something

you wanted to ask me?

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

God, look at all

these freaks. I love this!

All right, guys, but seriously,

tomorrow at 9:
00 a.m.,

I have my big admissions

interview at Northern.

So don't let me get too stupid.

I'm so psyched you're

going back to college, dude.

- Yeah.

- But seriously,

don't let me get too messed up.

It's really important to me.

- Of course, man.

- OK.

- We'll take care of you, dude.

- Yeah.

- OK.

- Yeah.

You're our little baby tonight.

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!

Sh*t, I am so f***ing late!

Ooh! I am so sorry that I'm

late, this is not like me.

This is actually

very unprofessional.

You would not believe

what happened to me last night.

I've been taking my academics really

serious lately so this is a shock to me.

But I'm very serious about this

university, I want you to know that.

- You know, I'm just trying to...

- Oh, hey, man, how you doin'?

No way. Oh, my God! Chief!

Dude, you look like sh*t!

Hey-hey-hey, hey, hey

Hey-hey-hey, hey, hey

Hey, wake it up

Hey, shake it out

Does anything still move you

since you're educated now?

All grown up

And traveled so well

Do you still hear

the sound of thunder

While you lie up

by yourself?

Like you waited on his call

And made your plans

for great escapes

And there used to be a movement

in the way your dress would wave

From your hips on down like

electric through the ground

Hey-hey-hey, hey, hey

Hey-hey-hey, hey, hey

Now do you blow it out

Come Friday night?

See if you wanna,

you can find me

On the hood under

the moonlight

- Radio

- Oh, radio

- Oh, radio

- Radio

Do you believe there's

still some magic left

Somewhere inside our souls?

Like I waited on your call

And made my plans

to share my name

And I love the country movement

in the way your dress would wave

From your hips on down

Like electric

through the ground

The sound of the cars rushing

the rain on the boulevard

In this city by the sea

that has always haunted me

And belonged to me somehow Bless

your waters and your doubts

Bless your waters

Bless your doubts

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