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and then you and I,

Mr. Director,

we're gonna make

movie magic.

Okay. Sounds good.

I have a good feeling

about this.

Ho ho ho.

Let's do it!

Get my bag.

Okay.

I can't.

I can't. I can't.

No, no, no.

Not again.

Not again.

Not again.

Well...

you have to.

Just

one more time.

You all better

be be safe.

Safe is our middle name.

Okay, everyone,

we're back in two minutes.

Get the helicopter

back up in the air.

MAN:

we can't do that.

Why the hell not?

Colton just,

hijacked it.

No!

Colton!

You know I'm gonna get

fired for this, Mr. West.

You know you're gonna

get a Purple Heart

for this, Lester.

Anything?

No. The circuits

are probably overloaded.

Keep dialing, Kyle.

Hey, Colt, Colt, Colt!

We got trouble down there!

Take a look!

LESTER:
You're crazy.

This is as far as I go,

Mr. West.

My God.

My God,

this is not happening!

Damn it.

Casey--

I know. I know.

We have

to keep it together.

No! We have to get

out of here, all of us.

The others.

We have to go.

They're at the bar!

Okay, you know, I don't feel

so good after that flight.

Just what are we gonna do?

We gotta help

every man, woman,

and child in that order.

Gotta get everybody

outta here,

and we haven't even

tested these yet.

Whoa!

Shoot it!

Gun's not working!

It should work!

No, it isn't.

If it was working,

I would have done it!

Shoot it!

Whoa!

Yeah. Yeah!

You okay, Mr. West?

Hell to the yeah, baby!

Yeah!

Gun works.

Go easy on

the explosives, man.

Just use

the 50 millimeter

rounds.

There's only 100

per round.

Don't tell me

what to do.

Kyle.

Yeah?

You got a stepfather,

don't you?

Depends on who you ask,

but yeah.

Do you call him Dad?

Yeah. Sometimes.

If I was

your stepfather,

would you call me Dad?

Yeah.

You would?

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

Now go get us

a vehicle!

Okay, Dad.

Ho!

Ooh! We're going in!

We have to hurry.

I know.

My God.

The music's still on.

Where's Jen and Claudia?

I don't know.

Maybe they left

before us.

Without telling us?

I'm really worried.

Me, too. We have to get

everyone out of here.

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys!

Hey!

Guys!

Listen to us!

Stop the music!

Lavalantulas are coming!

What?

Lavalantulas!

Never heard of 'em!

They're coming!

Cool,

but I don't have

that record yet!

I can't play

what I don't have!

No! No!

Listen to me!

You have to clear

everyone out of here!

What?

The city's on fire!

Hear that?!

Yes.

This city is on fire!

No! No!

No!

No! That's not

what I meant!

Whoo hoo hoo!

Cut the music!

Cut the music!

God.

Come on! Raya!

Everybody

has to leave!

Daniella!

Please!

Get it off!

Come on!

MAN:
Help me! Aah!

We gotta split up.

Not a good idea.

I said split up.

Not a good idea.

Just do it!

Yeah, I said it before.

You lookin'

for something, pig?

Pig?

No. A pig? A cop?

No, no, no.

I'm not a cop.

Help! Help me!

Help me, please!

Okay, pig cop,

you can die, too.

Makes no matter

to me, pendejo.

"Pendejo"?

No, no, no, no,

you gotta listen to me.

There's spiders

all over the city

w-with flames coming

out of their mouth.

Flames coming out

of their mouths!

I mean,

look, if we don't

all get out of here,

we're gonna be corpses,

believe me.

Or not.

Come with me!

Hey! Hey, hey, hey,

hey, hey, hey, hey,

Who dat?

Who dat? Who dat?

Say hello

to my little friend!

cmo se llamo?

I'm Dave.

Nice to meet you.

Mi hermana

tiene cataro.

What?

I'm American!

I didn't know.

Run, Dave!

I owe you my life!

Let's go! Yaah!

Yaah!

Aww, Dave!

Wait up, man.

Have some of this!

Have some of this,

some of this,

and some of that!

Have some of this and

some of this and some of that!

They dead?

I don't know.

Damn!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Get it off!

Can't get it off!

Come on! Come on!

Let's go!

MARTY:
Man, it's

a tad breezy out here.

Yeah, we gotta Kyle Reese

this situation ASAP.

Where the hell is he?

I don't know.

It's so hot out here,

I could fry an egg

on my face.

Nice ride, Kyle.

Get out.

He's driving, Switek.

Let's go.

Come on.

Your stuff's in the back!

Thank you,

Detective Gina.

Yeah. You're in the back.

Let me have it.

Let's go.

Wait.

Where are we going?

I can't run anymore!

We have to get

out of here!

Daniella?

I'm fine.

I just got burned

back at the club.

Wait.

What?

It's nothing.

It's just

slightly burned.

We have to get you

some medication.

Screw the medication!

What are we gonna do?

I have an idea.

Where are you going?

How we doing

back there, Kyle?

Well,

there's nothing yet,

but I did find her

on that "Find My Phone" app,

and she's still

in Fort Lauderdale.

Hey, hey, hey!

Castillo finds out,

we're both busted again.

All right.

First, we save Raya.

Then we

save Florida.

Yeah? You save Raya.

You save Florida.

You save California.

Who's gonna save us?

We did it in L.A.

We'll do it here.

We get this wrong,

we're gonna get a burn notice.

What is this place?

Hello!

What is this?

This is sick,

exactly

what we need.

Hey, hey, hey!

Don't touch that,

man! What you doing?

That's nothing to play with!

Okay, that's loaded

with super-cold,

compressed liquid nitrogen.

I use it for house parties.

Nah, I use it to freeze

the crap out of spiders,

so please just put it down

before you hurt somebody.

Put it down.

Whoa!

My gosh!

Hey!

I just said put it down!

Hey!

This is a workplace, TJ!

Safety first!

I know. I just told 'em--

You good, bro?

I told 'em

to put it down.

Yo, I look like I got

eight legs and spit lava?

Sorry. I'm sorry.

What the hell

they doing here anyway?

I don't know. They just

let themselves in.

We really need a car.

Yeah?

Well, that's

a $10,000 deposit

and a three-month

waiting list.

Deposit?

Yes.

Lavalantulas are

tearing up the entire city.

Yo, she right, TJ.

Probably be

a four-month

waiting list.

What?

Did you just hear her?

We all have

to get out of here!

We all heard her.

Half my family's

from Los Angeles.

They were all killed

by the lavalantulas,

rest their souls.

That's why I made this gun.

True. Now bye, Felicias.

Yeah, well,

my stepfather

was the guy who killed

them all, okay?

Wait a minute.

Colton West?

That's your father?

Stepfather, and yes.

Really?

Really.

Yo, that man's a legend.

He's the reason

I made this gun.

Ain't that right, Brick?

Yo, "Swamp Justice,"

crazy movie.

Crazy movie. Crazy--

Hey, yo,

what's wrong with her?

She was burned

by the spiders.

She really needs help,

so are you guys

gonna help us or what?

Please.

Yo, duck. Brick!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa! Stop!

Is there a problem,

officer?

You can't

get through this way.

You have to turn back.

Hey, yo,

what's up, M.P.s?

We need to get

to Fort Lauderdale.

That's not possible.

Listen, officer--

Get back

inside the car, sir.

We have a serious

lavalantula

outbreak.

I know.

That's why we're here.

No one can get through.

All the roads have

been closed off.

Look, I don't know if

you fellas watch the news,

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