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but we took care

of these guys

in Los Angeles.

My name is Colton West,

authorized movie star.

I know who you are,

Mr. West.

I don't care

if you're the President

of the United States.

No one's getting through.

What the heck are those?

Guns!

For killing spiders!

All right,

everyone freeze.

Hands up in the air.

Nobody move.

Officers! Look!

Get down!

Give me the gun!

Give me the gun!

Hurry up!

God!

Go!

Gun! Give me the gun!

Come on, man!

Get us out of here!

Whoa!

Man!

Look out!

Okay, let's go.

Yo, fool,

be careful!

My God!

My God! Hurry!

BRICK:
That's what

I'm talking about, boy!

Let's go.

KYLE:
If we keep driving

in the Glades like this,

we are going

to get stuck.

Damn!

I hate being right.

Wahh wahh wahh.

Phone call!

Phone call!

Phone call!

It's Wyatt.

Probably asking

for money.

Wyatt? Wyatt?

Dad. Dad, are you

hearing the news?

Yeah. Thank God, son.

You're okay. Thank God.

It's happening

again in Florida.

I am freaking out right now.

No, no, no. Wait.

What do you mean, son?

What do you mean,

you're freaking out?

Why are you

freaking out?

"Why?" What do you mean,

why? You're in Florida.

Raya is in Florida.

What--

Wait. Where are you?

I'm--I'm on a movie set.

I'm not in the jungle.

I'm not stuck

in the Everglades,

and--and I'm not

chasing lavalantulas.

Who said anything

about the Everglades?

I didn't say--

Nothing. I'm just--

Nothing, son.

Just...

I'm okay.

Raya's okay.

We're all fine.

We're gonna get

out of here.

Give my love

to your mom.

I love you

very much, Wyatt.

Okay, Dad.

I love you, too.

And I'll

see you soon.

Okay.

Bye.

So you can get

a video chat from Wyatt,

but can't

get ahold of Raya.

Technology. Go figure.

Technology

and the fricking

Everglades, man.

I'm--I've had enough

of this place, man.

Where's my can of Raid?

I'm hot, and I'm thirsty,

and I'm tired.

Kyle, you just

left the car.

Okay.

Dead end,

multiple directions.

Plan D?

Why Florida?

You ever wonder

why Florida?

No! I mean,

all the crazy crap

that happens

in this country

happens in this state!

A man ate another man

on the side of the freeway.

I mean, a couple had

to remove their time machine

from their driveway.

A time machine

from their driveway!

Just last month,

a man was arrested

for having sex

with an alligator.

No offense, Florida!

But I'm surprised it

didn't happen here first!

A man and

an alligator? Really?

Yeah, yeah.

Eww.

Looked it up

on the Internet,

one of those sites.

Don't go there.

Marty, if that's you,

I'm gonna shoot you

in the foot.

What do you

expect, man?

We're outside of

a floating house.

What kind

of a house is this?

I don't know.

I'm sure they got a boat,

and that's what we need.

They don't even

have a yard. God.

All right.

Split up.

Hey, man,

I don't want to split up.

Every time we split up,

what happens?

Like in the damn movies, man.

I don't want to split up.

Marty, help me out.

Just go around.

Come on, man.

Let's go around.

The dude said

split up, man.

Go around.

Go ahead.

Still alive.

Hah!

Shh. Quiet.

You see?

Over there

on my wood crapper.

Over there.

I see you.

Boy, you smell purty.

Where are we going?

Anywhere

these spiders

ain't.

Where's that?

Pittsburgh.

We ain't never been

to Pittsburgh before.

What are you even

talking about?

BRICK:
Whoa!

Slow down, TJ!

What is that?

RAYA:
The road!

Great! Now what?

Stay here.

Brick, how we gonna

get around that?

I don't know.

Yeah, this hole--

Look out!

Look up!

Let's do this!

Damn.

No.

I'm out.

My God.

Me, too, bro. Damn.

Sh--

Whoa! Back up!

Go!

Go!

Go!

Hey, get us outta here!

Go!

Hey!

TJ:
I got a plan.

You colder than

a penguin's toenail.

Yeah.

My God.

Look at that.

That is amazing.

Yo, but we out

of liquid nitrogen.

How the hell we supposed

to get more of that now?

The school

at the medical lab.

What school?

Miami North University

just a few miles

down the road.

We go there.

Yo, what's the mascot?

I--I don't know.

I'm a medical student.

But they keep a stockpile

of it for experiments.

I do not like this idea.

I like it.

Yo, I do not

like this idea!

What the heck was that?

My.

It's a little girl.

No, no, no!

They're okay! They're okay!

He's okay.

We're being hunted.

What that was

was the first wave.

What do you mean,

"first wave"?

Well, first

there were them,

snakehead frankenfish.

Then everybody got crazy

about them Burmese pythons.

Aha.

And now we got,

lavalantulas.

Yeah.

Don't they know how delicate

our ecosystem is out here?

All right. How do we

get to Fort Lauderdale?

Well, I'd say your best bet...

is I-95.

Jeez!

National Guard

closed it.

Well,

can you get us

across anyway?

Can we just take

that boat right there?

That boat's got

a flat tire.

Strange things

have been happening.

I ain't been

out there in weeks.

COLTON:
Why is that?

Well,

about two weeks ago,

the manatees

started beaching

themselves.

Didn't think

much of it.

Then all of a sudden,

these outcroppings

started to rise

from the Glades.

Look, I appreciate

your passion

for this stuff,

but we got

a life-and-death

situation.

Mister, you're

talking to Florida's

number one gator man.

Name's Jim Dundee.

But, hey,

strawberry, you can

call me Alligator.

A-Alligator Dundee?

What?

Well, it's like,

Alligator Dundee,

it's kind of like...

Kind of like what?

Well, it's

quite similar to--

Like a superhero

doing his thing.

Yeah, you know.

It's nothing!

It's nothing!

Look, can you

get us across?

You wanna get across?

Then you talk to me.

But I thought that's

what we were doing.

Do what?

Talking to you.

I'm talking to you

to talk to me.

Yeah, I know.

I said you talk to me.

No, I understand that.

Then who you talking to?

I'm--Nothing.

I apologize.

Do you have a boat

that works?

Do I have a boat that works?

Yeah.

Sure. Follow me.

Whoa.

It's deserted.

RAYA:
There must have

been an evacuation.

If there was

an evacuation,

then either

spiders are coming,

or they're here.

We need to get in and out

as quickly as possible.

Help her.

We need to talk.

Okay.

Your friend,

was she burned or bit?

I don't know. Why.

Your father, Colton,

he didn't tell you

what happened in L.A.?

I mean, I know what

everyone else knows,

but my family

doesn't like

to talk about it.

No, I heard some

crazy stuff that happened

when people got bit.

Like what?

I don't know.

I'm not from L.A.,

so I don't know.

I'm not even--

Like what?

I heard

that if you got bit,

you become a host

to baby spiders,

like, thousands of 'em.

Like, they just,

you know, burst

out of your body.

You know

what I'm saying?

That's what I heard,

all right?

She got burned,

okay?

So is that

little strawberry

a real close friend

of yours?

Yeah, yeah,

just a distant relative.

I'm right here.

I can hear you.

There you go!

Look at that

right there.

There's

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