3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy Page #2

of the Southern Tang Kingdom.

You'd see plum blossom-shaped

watermarks on the backing paper.

The two were over two hundred years apart,

then how can it be real?

Your insight is a rarity good enough

to get you in the Tower.

Thank you.

Look.

It's a horse.

Stroke the horse.

Is it .....

This is the legendary Blood-sweating Horse.

Ha .... very amazing!

But nothing compares

to the Pavilion of Ultimate Bliss.

You have to take some Wushi Powder

before you get in though.

After taking "Five Stone Powder"

you will have ecstasy

Everything merges wih illusions

Let's drink.

I drink again?

Yes, your turn.

Don't go.

Let me catch you, and you will be dead.

Do you know him?

That's Shangguan Shen.

He was one of my guests

at my wedding

Shangguan Shen is my guest,

I let him in because

he has altogether 127 wives and concubines.

Apart from the Emperor His Majesty,

he has the most wives and concubines on earth.

But...

They aren't good looking at all.

Let me make a mark on your neck.

The most beautiful woman in the world.

Skin fair like icy snow.

Demeanour like the autumn water.

Bones like jade.

A fraction of an inch

taller would be too tall.

A fraction of an inch shorter

would be too short.

This is the most discerning

connoisseur in the world.

She is the walking

example of perfect proportion.

The flawless exemplar of the word beauty,

but I admire her personality most.

Mister, I'm terribly sorry.

Go to hell!

Miss, please don't!

Stop...

Stop...

No...

You shouldn't torture her

if she has done something wrong,

you should just shoot her to death!

Your hand is hurting and she is not dead yet.

It doesn't work, okay?

Don't do it next time.

Well, she is not that special ....

So beautiful...

Go away, go away...

Go away.

Your Highness.

Her name is Ruizhu

She's a part of my rare collection.

Ruizhu is unique in her sexual tricks,

and her ability to boost Yin

and Yang energies mutually with a man.

She can make any impotent man virile again.

And maintain an erection as long as he wants.

But she can only serve one man each day.

Of course, only those who have

my approval can have sex with her.

She seems interested in you.

I can give my permission

if you want to have sex with her.

Thank you, your Highness.

Hey, hold on, hold on.

My permission is granted on conditions.

I'm all ears.

First, you have to serve me for 10 years,

during which time you're on call 24-7.

If you agree, I'll let you

have a day's slot with Ruizhu.

Is that it? That's a deal.

I haven't tried even once.

Don't rush it. We have a whole day.

I'm afraid I can't keep it up the whole day.

Don't worry. I'll take care of it.

I can't hold back anymore...

Master, Wei Yangsheng and Ruizhu

aven't been out of the room all day...

They are still doing it.

Miss Tie is a well-bred lady

of excellent manners and elegance,

I chose to hang out in brothels

and cold-shoulder my lovely wife.

Hereby, we both agree to divorce each other.

From now on, each of us is free

to get married again.

I've made a serious mistake,

I'm indebted to her for her innocent love,

I really don't have any excuse.

That's enough. Put your signature down.

But my love for Miss Tie will never change.

Cut that crap, bastard!

You have been fooling around

among other women all the time,

you don't even care if your wife is sick.

You are worse than an animal.

Yuxiang,

this brush

is my favourite and was passed

on to me from my ancestors.

A broken mirror can be fixed,

but I'm afraid a broken brush can't be.

I, Weiyangshang, have decided that

I shall never paint again.

Miss.

Why doesn't Dong Mei feel the pain?

A certain level of pain

can create a pleasurable

feeling like reaching a climax.

Is that true?

Try it out and you will know.

No thanks.

Your Highness,

can I take a look at that painting?

Harder!

Harder!

The stamp is fake.

And the inscription that says

it is from the Southern Tang Dynasty

is also wrong.

Is it worthless then?

How much time is it off from Southern Tang?

It's 300 years off.

Congratulations, your Highness.

It's priceless.

This is an authentic work of Dong Ju.

This is the oldest painting on earth,

but the antique shop owner

doesn't seem to be very knowledgeable,

as to put on a fake stamp

and inscribed some bullshit on it.

Oh... what a twist!

Officially one more rare item

to my collection.

Good. Come with me.

No one can go in except The Prince.

Death is the penalty with no exception.

It hurts.

What should I give you as a reward?

What do you want?

There's nothing else I'd ask for.

Dongmei.

Congratulations, your Highness.

Do you know

what is pleasure comes through toil?

Coffin, for you.

Bird, your favourite.

Now what? Who's turn?

You have us waiting every time.

You dare to discard this one, you are so dead.

Hurry up. Don't think too much.

If I am not allowed to think,

I'd rather not play.

Which one should I discard?

Discard this one then

you have 5 chances to win. Dump ass!

Awesome!

So Big!

I want it so much!

You think she's frigid, right?

But do you know why?

She's not frigid.

The problem is you.

How can it be so small?

Hey you! Who told you to come this way?

East side is where Miss Tie's room is

You are just a servant,

you cannot come over this side.

You are fired.

I'm so sorry. It's really stupid of me

and I made a terrible mistake.

But please, don't fire me.

Dong, he has apologized.

It's no big deal.

My name is Quan Laoshi

and I thank Miss for your mercy.

Oh... you don't have to... Stand up please.

What are you standing there for?

Go take the coal balls into the storeroom NOW!

Yes. Yes, Sir.

He said he is raising

money to bury his father,

Otherwise I won't even hire him.

This money is for him.

Some tips.

Okay.

Come over here.

Miss gives you some tip.

Thank you...

Make it quick, and hurry!

Yes, I understand.

Just with muscles, but good for nothing.

You are late in everything.

Take it easy, my friend.

How can I? I'm really looking forward

to meeting this Elder of Ultimate Bliss!

He has the most mind-blowing

sex tricks in the world.

Let's go.

Shangguan Shen,

when are you going to marry your 128th wife?

Your Highness, you are joking.

Your Highness. You are late.

Sit.

Hope you are well.

Your Highness,

you said that by noon today,

that Elder of Ultimate Bliss would show up?

He is not here yet.

How dare he comes

late to your Highness' party?

As this gentleman is so desperate,

why don't you

calm his nerves by drinking with him?

Awesome.

You have a cute and interesting accessory...

I am the Elder of Ultimate Bliss

and my name is Lee Changchun.

VVow...amazing.

You're so ignorant, kid. Don't you know

the Elder of Ultimate Bliss

is an androgynous being

with extraordinary sex tricks?

I'm so pleased

to have the pleasure to eyewitness that today.

My pleasure too, your Highness.

As I've kind of overloaded

myself a little just now,

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