3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy Page #3

I'd like to excuse myself first

if you don't mind,

i need a break at home.

Feel free to leave.

This way, throw it here.

This way, throw it here.

Calm down, Ma'am. We don't mean to scare you.

We're here for the Elder of Ultimate Bliss.

Huh? What did you say?

They have hearing problems.

They can't hear you.

Master!

Godfather... who are they?

I'm so scared, godfather.

Godfather?

Did they call you godfather?

Why don't you kids

tell these guys how old you are?

I'm 14 .... I'm 15

I'm 16 ....

Huh?

They are the leftovers of my treatments.

Have you ever heard of boosting

the Yang by consuming the Yin?

You're saying they look that old

because you've consumed them?

Yes, I am.

Go and play.

Okay, let's go and play...

Ah.. Master....

So, why did you follow me here?

I had the honour

to see your sex trick this afternoon.

I was so amazed.

I desperately need to refine

my techniques on bed,

that's why I want to learn it from you.

I hope you can take me as your protg.

These sex tricks are strict secrets within our

sect and never disclosed to anyone outsiders.

I'm afraid I can't teach you.

I can give you everything I have.

Money is not an issue here,

if I learn a couple tricks from you,

I will have no regret for my life.

I don't mind losing all my wealth,

I'd even risk my life for them. Please!

Get up please, mister.

You're just too poorly endowed,

there's no point teaching you anything at all.

Okay, I'll teach you.

But on two conditions.

Absolutely, I'm all ears.

First,

you'd have to do one thing for me,

I'll let you know

what that is later on.

Not a problem

What's the second condition?

Your valet is quite hot. Let me consume him

to boost my own energy!

No, master. Don't.

Didn't you say you owe me so much?

Why don't you sacrifice yourself

and pay me back once and for all?

No! please! it's your chance now.

We are here to help.

No.

Do you know what this is?

What?

Ooh... Booty hurts.

It really hurts.

Someone takes him to my room.

Master!

Help! Master! No!

When can we start?

Not so soon!

Haven't you ever heard the saying that

"a worker sharpens his tools

before he can do his job well?"

Now, you'd have to go find my old friend

the medical sage Tianjizi.

I'm afraid

you have to get a new cock.

Huh? A new cock?

Can't we just take a few of those pills?

The pills still need their clinical trials,

there might be some serious side effects.

The foundation of

our sex tricks is based on studies

from Emperor Huang Di thousands of years ago.

Combined with studies from other countries,

the root is founded

on a unique breathing method.

Which makes the cock able to lift anything.

It will be able to control any woman

and gives her extreme pleasure.

Lucky! Shut up and go inside!

How can I help you?

LVly name is Wei Yangsheng.

The Elder of Ultimate Bliss

told me to come here.

May I ask if Tianjizi is here?

So you are here for my master? Yes.

But he's dead.

He's dead?

What are you here for?

I'm his second apprentice, Tiancan.

I'm his first apprentice, Dique.

Come in first.

Come on in.

Since The Elder of Ultimate Bliss

asked you to come here,

let us know how we can help.

I want to...

No f***ing way. A new cock?

Who is getting a new cock?

Is someone going to get a new cock?

Hey, someone wants a new cock.

Come quickly and have a look ....

Get a new cock? What f***ing new cock?

We have this book as well.

This is an advanced medical handbook.

Our master spent so much time

discussing this book with us

when he was alive.

This cock-swapping thing

has been a topic that

the three of us studied for a long time

We surely want to put it into practice.

You mean, you've never done one?

We've done it to a dog.

And my master did it once

for a man before he died.

Yes.

I guess no one is willing

to swap his cock with yours...

Can I swap it with an animal?

Theoretically, that's possible.

Which animal do you want?

I'm going for the obvious if I'm gonna do it.

People say "hung like a horse."

I want a horse cock.

Good idea. That's brilliant.

Good, a horse cock is a great thing.

Horse cock.

Are you sure you're capable

of doing the surgery?

What?

Are you discriminating against the disabled?

Before the surgery

There are two rules that

we have to strictly adhere to

First.

The surgery has to be done within

the time when an incense stick burns.

If we run late,

your newly attached cock will be useless.

Or, you'd have no cock at all.

Second.

You cannot have sex in one month,

otherwise, it'd really be useless.

Now drink this anaesthetic,

you won't feel the pain after that.

Relax,

look around and don't focus here.

It will soon be done.

Okay.

It's cut.

Don't feel it? Don't feel it, right?

Wipe the sweat.

Hey, what the hell?

By the way, how did your master die?

Oh, he failed the cock-swapping operation

And was killed by the patient.

We're physically challenged but so what?

We do ourjob well.

We are not worse than any healthy person.

Oh

The cock is squished.

What?

Do you think we can still swap it?

We're such cockheads, aren't we?

No worries, we still got time.

Why don't we put your own cock back on?

At least you have something.

That's the only way. Let's do it.

Hey, no...

Don't eat my cock!

Lucky! Hey, where are you going?

No, Lucky! Don't!

Go get him!

Open its mouth!

Grab that baby sausage!

But I need an extra hand for that.

Extra hand?

Use you mouth! Your mouth!

Use my mouth?

Hurry up!

Got it! I got it back!

But it's just this much left.

Are you sure you still want it?

What?

Gee, we're running out of time.

Either of you can give me your cock!

It won't work even if I am willing to.

If I am willing to give up my cock,

I don't have hands to do the operation.

If I give up my cock,

no one can run errands for me.

We don't have enough time. That's right.

Don't tell me it's my fate that

I have no cock.

Hey, hold it!

Is your donkey a male?

The donkey, hey!

Hey, where are you going?

If it is male,

we will buy it no matter how much.

We can repay what we owe you.

Though we lost the horse cock

but we will pay you back with a donkey's.

Drown her! She deserves it!

This is Master Tie's daughter.

Drag her out of water. Whore!

Drown her to death!

You whore,

you seduced a servant in the house...

Whore!

...which induced your father's death

You tramp! Say your last words

before being executed.

I have nothing to say.

Okay then.

Drown her again.

Throw her into the water.

Stop! Stop it! Hold it there.

I raped her.

Quan Laoshi, did you say you raped her?

Rape is a serious crime.

Don't admit it if you haven't done it.

That's right. Rape is a very serious crime.

Now listen! I DID rape her.

You're the rapist

and you'd get drowned with her. Get him!

Come on guys, go get him! Laoshi, run!

Get him. Hold him tight

Quan, I believe what you said.

For a powerful martial artist like you

to rape a flimsy lady

will be so easy.

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