3-D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy Page #4

This is so evident that you did it.

Enough said. Let's go.

Go? Yes... I tell you to go.

Mayor, you have something on your...

Take care, Mayor, take care!

Shall I get paid now?

Miss Tie,

Quan is selling you to me.

Are you okay with it?

Help! This is really huge!

This is unbelievable.

He's got guts. He really got his cock swapped.

Yes, he is my idol now.

Come...

Tell Dongmei to come over. Yes, master.

I want to have sex

with 10 women at the same time.

Come, come altogether, come.

I want it... Master Wei, take me.

Master is taking a rest inside. Miss!

You can't go in.

You saved my life

just because you want to sleep with me, right?

Now, please make it quick.

You guys leave the room now.

I want you to know,

everything I did for you was out of love.

I never force any person into doing anything,

this is my principal.

All my concubines

come here of their own accord

So, I want you to love me willingly.

If you want me to live with you willingly,

I have one condition.

I can only accept

monogamous love.

I will give every one

of you 3,000 teals of silver,

That should be enough.

You get to keep all jewellery I gave you.

I don't want the money,

I just want to stay with you.

We will not go.

Why are you driving us out?

Don't send us away.

Please...

This is the only condition on

which Yuxiang will stay and live with me.

I'd rather die than live away from you.

Stop. All of you don't have to go.

I'm actually asking them to go just now...

I think we better...

Why are you still standing here?

Come join me in serving our husband.

Understand.

Yes.

We are here for you.

Yuxiang

Yuxiang...

Yuxiang

Are you awake? Master, it's you...

Hey, old man.

Do you want to scare me to death?

Master, it's me...

it's me.

It's Chow Dong.

Are you really being

tortured so badly?

Cut the crap. Come over here.

Do you still remember that

You promised me to do one thing for me?

Yes, I do.

I want you to steal

the precious metal plate

that the First Emperor of Ming

gave to the ancestor of Prince of Ning.

Why?

Over the last couple of years,

I disguise myself as a woman

and sneak into senior officials' residences

to fool around with their kids.

Now I am a wanted person,

only this metal plate can help me.

Metal plate...is it the one

that people call it

"The Golden Plate of Death Avoidance"?

Hmm...

So...how do I steal it?

Where does The Prince

hide his most precious items?

(What a luck that they are all drunk...)

(Wow, what arrogance

to keep the key around his dick!)

(Sh*t! It f***ing stucks!)

(Haha, can't believe it works!)

How dare you! Stealing my metal plate?

Shut up!

Your Highness

Weiyangshang has a habit of stealing,

This time you are caught at the scene.

It's all bullshit!

Did I say something wrong?

Don't you remember

How you snapped Yuxiang off me?

You really thought that

I don't hold any grudges?

You two...

Yes,

we set you up.

How dare you offend the Prince of Ning!

When did I offend the Prince of Ning?

You didn't?

When you talked behind my back

With that stupid monk in Amarus Bamboo Temple

Just like the Prince of Ning

who leads a hideously luxurious life.

He will have his retribution soon.

How can you compare a scumbag like him

to a sophisticated scholar like me?

Don't worry. I am a fair person,

after I take care of you,

I'll take care of that monk.

You will take revenge on Monk Budai?

Please don't!

Take care of your own self first.

This guy is called Quan Laoshi.

He is the flying dagger expert at the Tower,

I sent him to the Tie Mansion

to rape your wife,

which induced

your father-in-law's death of a heart attack.

And guess what? Your lovely wife

is now Shangguan's Concubine.

Just because of my small talks

You want to take revenge on me like this

and on my wife? Shut up!

You join with other scholars

and write letters

to the Emperor to criticize me.

You're just a bastard who brings sufferings

to the people of this country.

I am not afraid of death

if I can do some good to the people.

Shut up!

I am a scholar.

I will not be threatened by brute force.

Death is not a big deal...

l\/Iother F***er! Scholar?

A scholar who just fucks women everyday

and reports me to the Emperor after f***ing?

If death is no big deal then shut up!

What a loser!

Just kill me, you bastard!

Do you know how much I spent

To fix the mess you made

Lock him up! Yes

More suffering is waiting for you, loser.

Walk... get up.

You have to teach me your secret sex tricks.

I need to learn how

to give Dongmei ten orgasms in a row.

I'll let you go if you can do that.

Su... sure!

As long as your Highness spare my life.

I've offered to teach you before,

but you said you're not interested.

I still want to have my own children

well... that's kind of tough.

Tell the government

that we found someone on the wanted list here.

Hold on, hold on! Your Highness.

I heard what you say... You want the tricks

but not having no offspring.

That should be fine.

I will figure it out.

When you came here

you held tight onto this brush,

I know it must be very important to you.

I got it repaired,

Thank you so much for your care,

I'll have to return

the favour in my next life.

Yuxiang bids farewell...

Yuxiang...

If anything can possibly be done

to save your ex-husband,

I have done it already.

You are just sacrificing for nothing.

If I can die with him

together on the same day,

I have no regret.

Your Highness, where is my husband?

Come and take a look then you will know.

I admire his courage to do this to himself.

Otherwise, when the worms reach his bone,

He will die for sure.

Your Highness, I beg you,

please give him treatment.

I beg you... Why would I do that?

If you can help him,

I'd do whatever you want me to.

Please save my husband.

Sir...please....

I am just an official to the Emperor,

I'm sorry that I'm unable to help.

Hmm...I understand...

Bring the treasure that is passed on

to me by my ancestors.

Yes, master.

Open the lock. Yes Sir.

Okay. Go now. Yes.

You're still alive?

The Prince wants to see you.

Although I had snatched your love from you,

you have also separated my wife and I.

Now I may be handicapped

for the rest of my life.

Are you still angry?

Well...

We are square now.

Okay. Maybe I've done wrong,

but Monk Budai is in

his Buddhist practice for 50 years.

He is absolutely innocent,

I know you since six years old,

and we have twenty years of friendship.

Can I beg you to do one thing for me?

Please go to see Monk Budai and warn him,

that The Prince is going

to take revenge on him.

I beg you, please do me this flavour

How do you want to torture me now?

Let you see something.

This horse is fun to play with.

If you play with its tail,

The iron lotus above it

will open and close.

Look carefully!

Look carefully!

Stop!

Your Highness, it's my fault, I deserve it.

Can you punish me and let her go?

She comes and begs me to save you,

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