3 Blind Saints Page #9

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- Maybe.

- Good enough.

- Hey what did you expect?

You knew it was gonna have a happy ending.

You moron.

(energetic gospel music)

(energetic rock music)

- There were a plethora ofunfortunate circumstances

that betwicked us - that betwicked us?

We got twicked and we're tworry.

(instrumental rock music)

- Sam, don't we go in?

- I think so but Jamal stopped!

- I don't know what happened.

- To have three men of Godhere such as yourselves.

I'm Sister Elizabeth.

- [Sam] You are?

We're in the wrong room.

(all laughing)

I'm on the wrong set.

- I don't know who that is.

- Him preach?

Him?

This white guy?

Him preach?

(laughing)

If he makes it through thesermon it'd be a miracle.

- Amen.

If you can make it throughthat line, it'd be a miracle.

- Him preach?

(singing)

- Hello?

Sorry God, I'm in the middle of a thing

can I get back to you?

Eager to eat the birds of the air

and the beasts of the field.

Which leads me to ask what'swrong with horse meat?

They live in the field.

Because they're prettier than cattle?

I suppose that's why onlyaliens take our fat women.

For probing.

But what I can say with some sincerity

I apologize for them, Lord.

They know not what they do.

- Oh, you about to find out!

What?

What?

(instrumental rock music)

- [Sam] Yeah, we should wait.

Cut.

I don't hear it now.

Good, we're good?

- [Director] Quiet please.

- [Sam] Oh, sorry.

- Sam!

We've been through this 100 times!

Sam, we've been through this 100 times!

How we gonna do that, man?

We know that the money is probably still

locked up in the bank.

Sam!

We've been through this 100 times!

We know!

Sam, we've been through this 100 times!

We know that the church's money

is probably still locked up in the bank.

Sam, we've been through this 100 times!

We know that the church's money

is probably still locked up in the bank.

Sam!

We've been through this 100 times!

(laughs)

- Yes we have!

We have been through this 100 times.

Frankie, Jamal, let's get asmall apartment in the city

and start our own family.

Are we good?

- [Director] Cut.

- I like you (coughs).

Sorry I had a cigaretteon my way over here.

Nerves.

(Tiffany laughing)

(Jamal screaming)

- Excuse me.

- [Sam] Don't leave me!

(both laughing)

(instrumental rock music)

- [Sam] Cut.

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