6:66 PM Page #5
N... No, I don't.
Yeah, you do. You've got enough
whore makeup on to be a clown.
Hah, I just use
a little bronzer, that's it.
Hmm. And you're
LORRAINE:
Touch.JIMMY:
Heh.[SCREAMING]
LORRAINE:
It isn't going to start!Keep going!
DANIEL:
In hindsight, thisprobably wasn't a great idea.
SHERYL:
Ugh, Taking this gig?Tell me about it.
God dammit, we're off the grid.
Can't even check Facebook.
Do you remember
how far we are from town?
Like, what
five miles? I don't remember.
(Laughing) We are not going out
there. Hello? Stranger danger.
That's a good point.
Probably a lot more
dangerous out there than
in here with a possessed killer.
The devil you know, right?
Hey, maybe he
can't leave the house.
[DISTANT DOOR SLAM]
[CRUNCHING OF LEAVES]
These boots weren't
meant for running, Pete.
Okay. I think
I have an idea.
PETER:
Okay.LORRAINE:
So the evil spirit in thatdead body has an hour time limit,
so the clock is ticking.
I kind of missed
Just listen. All we have to do
is hunker down and wait it out.
That makes sense. Actually,
none of that makes sense.
Okay. So here's the plan. I'm
gonna go hide in the dead cat
shed over there and
you're gonna go get the camera.
phew, no. no. no, that... what?
Someone's gotta film this, Pete.
I mean, this is like the "Blair
Witch Project" times twenty.
and the job security, Pete.
getting raped in the
ass and murdered by
that thing back there.
I mean, we could probably
get another job somewhere.
I don't see him. Maybe he
followed Lorraine and Pete.
[EXHALES] I held my breath
for a full minute that time.
Whew. That is not
bad for someone with asthma.
Oh, God, I don't believe this.
Huh, What?
Ugh, I just had a thought.
Lorraine said she'd give me
that free spa weekend, right?
DANIEL:
Mm-hmm.
But this new situation, does it
change that? I mean, what
her? Do I still get the weekend?
It was a verbal agreement.
Hmm, great. So I'm
gonna get screwed.
She better live,
that's all I have to say.
No. No, no, no, no.
Judge Judy would say that
it's legally binding. She...
she'd rule in your
favor on that one.
[BRANCHES SNAPPING
AND A DEEP GASP]
Please tell me that was you.
Unh-unh.
[SCREAMING]
[GOATS BLEATING]
LORRAINE:
Hold still.
PETER:
I am holding still.
[GOATS BLEATING]
The goat's over there.
I don't want him to attack us.
Wouldn't you be pissed off if
you were f***ed in the ass by
[GOATS BLEATING]
I ain't afraid of
no goats. Let's go.
[CHIMES AND MARIMBA]
I think we lost him.
Okay. What do we know about
He was probably
bullied a lot as a child,
maybe even some
as a ghost. I don't know.
I bet no one
went to his funeral
and that hurt
his feelings and... and
caused him to become even
more of a sicko freakish
psychotic killing machine.
No. I mean, why
would he want to hurt us?
We're not
His issues are
tranny clown midgets.
You have to say
transgender little people.
Do you think Daniel
and Sheryl are ok?
Ah, the universe
protects idiots, Pete.
I would've cast the girl from
the condom commercial,
but she didn't
f***ing call me back.
Uh, Lor... Lorraine?
I could get a
film deal from this.
Even better, I could
get a book deal from this.
I mean, this could probably
put me back on the map.
Lorraine?
What?
Where's the cat?
[DEAD MOANING CAT]
[TORTURED CAT]
Listen to me. We're
not his demographic.
You're right.
That's profiling 101.
I should've known that.
Mm.
This guy's breaking all
the serial killer rules, Sheryl.
Do you want to stick
around and tell him, Daniel?
Ahh!
Oh, ahh.
Okay, girl. Get it together.
You can do this.
You take pilates twice a week.
You are Lorraine Taylor.
You're gonna have a
major book deal from this.
[PETRIFIED CAT MEOWING]
Peter?
[PETRIFIED CAT MEOWING]
Huh!, F***ing zombie cat.
[PETRIFIED CAT SCREECHING]
This is why I'm a dog person.
[PETRIFIED CAT SCREECHING]
Hey! Ow!
Oh, Peter, thank God.
I didn't know where you were.
You have the flashlight.
I think I lost an earring.
Of course.
Thank you.
Where's
Lorraine?
God!
Oh!
Thank God!
Ah!
Hey! Oh, it's me.
Okay. Okay.
Hey, that label said
"Willard," not "Prada."
So?
So what?
Judge Judy would call
that copyright infringement.
Well, f*** Judge Judy and f***
you too, Daniel. And you know
what? F*** you, f*** you, and
f*** this f***ing ghost. I don't
need approval from any of
you people. Do you think you're
always gonna be in your 20s? Let
me tell you a little story about
me when I was 20.
Not the youth
squandered speech again.
We get it. You've had
to compromise. You've made
mistakes, which leads us to your
biggest one, the lookalike actor
you hired who now has a crazed
ghost killer inside of him and
with a knife trying to kill us.
So we're going to suck it up and
go hide in the dead cat shed.
By the way, the
cat's not dead.
Little Mittens
is alive and well?
Not really.
Yeah, he's undead,
like Jimmy. Hell,
everything around here seems
susceptible to being raised from
magic that douchebag screwed up.
But if everything
can be raised...
That means not only the cat,
but those midget
clowns he killed too.
Still, Why would
they want to hurt us?
Yeah.
They... we didn't
do anything to them.
Ow!
[LAUGHTER OF MIDGETS]
Is anything here rational?
Ow!
Hey
Hey, you cocksucking clowns,
stop throwing rocks right now!
Ow! Oww!!
[MIDGET LAUGHTER]
Jesus!
[LAUGHTER]
I so hate this house.
[MIDGET DEMON LAUGHTER]
[SCARY DARK SOUND]
[MONSTER GROWL]
[WOODEN DOOR CREAKS]
[DOOR SLAMMING SOUND]
[DARK, SCARY
CRESCENDO OF STRINGS]
[TROMBONE SQUELCH]
[CANDY BAR THUD]
[BLOOD TRICKLING SOUND]
Leaking all
over my damn house.
[EXHALING]
I held my breath another minute.
It seems to be my ceiling.
Number 10, Wilson Phillips,
"Hold On."
Number nine, Kelly Clarkson,
"Since You Been Gone."
Shh.
I'm sorry. I'm just really
nervous, and I have to pee.
I really do.
So do I. We
should've hit the bathroom.
I know. There's three
of them in here and we can't use
any of them right now.
One of my worst fears actually.
[CACOPHONY OF SOUNDS]
[WOOD DOOR CREAK]
[CRESCENDO OF STRINGS]
Do you think he left?
Yeah.
[CLASSICAL ROMANTIC MUSIC]
[SCREAMING]
[SCREAMING]
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater, had
a girl but couldn't keep her.
[FOOT CLATTER]
[BONE SMASHING HIT]
We're not like those pussies
Yeah. That's right. That's for
my ex-girlfriend, the whore,
her pimp, and cock and balls.
Oh, yeah. Kill
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