6:66 PM Page #6
that dead motherf***er.
[BONE SOUND]
Now, that's an exorcism.
Ew, you got brains on your top.
Ew.
Sh*t, Lorraine. Lorraine,
stay with me. We beat Beck,
you hear me? Okay. We won.
You... you got it on film?
Yeah, we sure did.
Inappropriate, Pete.
Pete?
Yeah.
Is she...
Wait for it.
[SCREAMING]
Yeah, now, she's dead.
You sure? She
tends to lie a lot, Pete.
There goes my spa weekend.
You gonna be okay?
Yeah.
You think you could
put the toilet seat down for me,
because I really have to go.
Let's talk about this
whole possession thing.
So the spirit
doesn't go into the living,
it goes into the dead
for an hour. And then when you
smash the dead dude's head,
it leaves the body?
[TOILET FLUSHES]
Yeah, but then where does it go?
Because he's still got another
20 minutes left in this world
according to my watch.
Your turn.
Pardon me. [SCREAMING]
Ow!
Oh, my God,
I'm so sorry, Lorraine.
Inappropriate, Pete.
Oh, you a**hole! We
were gonna have babies!
Lots and lots of babies.
Okay. Okay. It's done. Alright.
Okay. Okay. Okay. It's done.
She's right. She's
right, it's done. It's done.
Sheryl's right.
It's done, buddy.
Damn, it's more
blood and her hair.
I hope those aren't pubes. Ugh!
Okay. Okay.
He's gone. He's gone. He's gone.
Jimmy's gotta be gone. Jimmy...
Jimmy... Timmy is gone, right?
Right? There's no more. There's
no more freshly killed people.
There's no more freshly killed
people. That's it. That's it. We
just gotta walk back to town.
Are you sure about that?
EMMETT:
I'm back.
The f***.
SHERYL:
Split up.
[DARK DREARY SYNTH]
I wish I had a weapon or a
really big cup of holy water.
Oh hold on a second. We've
been going about this all wrong.
We can't fight
the spirit and win.
Yeah. Because we don't have a
giant cup of holy water, I know.
No. We need the supernatural
to fight the supernatural.
Yes. Yes. Like King
Kong or Godzilla, exactly.
there. I've read enough scripts
to know what their souls need is
redemption. I'm gonna get them
to fight for us.
There's gotta be like, what,
12 of them, maybe more?
And don't
forget about that cat.
Right. And the cat. They
all must hate him for what he
did to them. Hmm.
They're gonna take our side.
Ghost clowns?
Ghostly alternative life style
midget clowns?
I read somewhere that we only use
like 10 percent of our brain? Which
means that we actually have all
this psychic ability stored up
in like the other 70 percent.
All I have to do is believe.
Come to me little people of the
night and assist us in the fight
against the very spirit
that put you in the ground.
[MIDGET LAUGHTER
AND CIRCUS MUSIC]]
You did it,
Sheryl, you're psychic.
You really... you did it!
Never underestimate
[MIDGET LAUGHTER]
[MIDGET MUCUS SPLATTER
FOLLOWED BY LAUGHTER]
Oh. Oh.
Oh, my God. What is it? What
is it? Ghost midget ectoplasm?
[LAUGHTER]
Bad clowns,
very, very bad.
[LAUGHTER]
CLOWNS:
Boobies!
Shhh... We don't want
the door to hear us.
[DOOR RATTLE]
EMMETT:
Who's gonna be first?The p*ssy camera guy?
PETER:
Sh*t!
If clowns burst
through that door right now...
Shhhh...
[WOODEN DOOR CREAKS]
I'm sorry. I'm just
really f***ing terrified.
Do your countdown thing.
Do your countdown thing, okay?
Okay.
I'll be right back.
You're leaving me?
I have to
pee really bad.
Still?
I kinda got interrupted before.
Oh.
Just promise me you'll stay
right here, okay? No matter
what, you stay right here. Just
stay right here and I promise
I'll be back.
Okay.
[floor creaks]
Number six, Mariah Carey
"Vision of Love."
[OMINOUS SOUNDS]
[Screaming]
OW!
[GRUNTING]
Ow! Get off my titty!
Number five, Taylor Swift,
"Shake it Off."
Shake it off.
[Screaming]
Number four,
Lady Gaga, "Bad Romance."
I'm gonna f***
your face.
[PUNCH SOUNDS]
[GRUNTING]
[HEAVY BREATHING]
[CRICKETS]
[FLOOR CREAKS]
[OMINOUS AMBIENCE]
SHERYL:
Oh, God. Oh, my, God, Daniel.
Oh, God, Daniel. I'm so sorry.
You told me to stay.
You made me promise.
[CAR SOUNDS OUTSIDE]
[WOODEN RATTLING]
[SPOOKY PARANORMAL SOUNDS]
F*** these spirits.
I'm gonna burn this place to the
ground. The world will know
about the sacrifices you made
here. Oh, they will.
Yes, they will. Yes, they will.
[gasping]
[exhales]
I held my breath for way over
a minute that time, Sheryl.
Way over a minute.
EMMETT:
a**hole wide open, motherf***er.
[GRUNTING AND SCREAMING]
Get off me!
PETER:
Wait!
[knocking]
It's me, Pete.
We can't risk it.
Open the door!
[WIND WHISTLES]
This is karma for
not picking up your dad.
PETER:
What?
Open the door, please. Open the
door. Please open the door.
Please open the door.
[SCREAMING]
[KNOCKING]
Hey. Just, uh, just...- Hey.
A hallucination.
A**hole. F*** you.
[SCREAMING]
[THUMP]
[HYSTERICAL SCREAMING]
He did just buy us some time.
[Gagging sounds]
What the f***
are you doing, pervert?
Oh, wait.
We can't leave him.
DANIEL:
What? You just locked him out.
I know, I panicked.
PETER:
What are you doingwith my nipple? Ah!
Get off our cameraman!
DANIEL:
You want to grab tits, a**hole?Grab this.
Oh, sh*t.
EMMETT:
Stronger reflexes in this body.
DANIEL:
Oh, sh*t!
EMMETT:
No one leaves.SHERYL:
Hang on.DANIEL:
Hurry! Hurry![Screaming]
DANIEL:
Oh, get in! Get in, Pete!Get in!
SHERYL:
Oh, no,you're messing it up!
PETER:
I'm sorry!
Pete, you gotta
get in the circle.
Ah!
DANIEL:
Get in the circle.
PETER:
You think I don't want to?
[SCREAMING]
[RELIEVED LAUGHTER]
SHERYL:
Oh my god. I think it worked.He can't get in.
DANIEL:
Yeah, you can'tget in, d*ckhead.
[Screaming]
SHERYL:
We're safe inside the circle.We just have to wait it out.
How long?
Two minutes.
SHERYL:
What's he doing?
DANIEL:
I don't know. Sheryl?Sheryl? Sheryl?
I don't know.
Sheryl? Sheryl?
Sheryl? Sheryl?
[Screaming]
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
He's in.
But not the spirit. See?
DANIEL:
He messed up. He messed up.Yeah, he's messed up.
There's no more dead
bodies for him to slide into.
[LAUGHING]
PETER:
Quit fooling around d*ckhead.done.
[FOOTSTEPS]
[DOOR RATTLING]
Oh, God.
Who's that?
I didn't get paid.
PETER:
Where did you come from?
I came in a few minutes
ago to check up on y'all.
Had some chest pains.
DANIEL:
Victim Stan, we don'thave a ride back to town, sir.
Would you mind giving us a lift?
Hmm. Not at all.
Yeah. And also, there might have
been a few unexplained deaths on
and about the premises.
Oh. You don't say.
Maybe we can get
Yeah, maybe.
If it works out
in your favor, why not, sir?
And Stan, about
your cat, sir, um-
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